Charles Barkley arrested for DUI

December 31st, 2008 // 46 Comments

Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI early this morning in Arizona after supposedly getting trashed with Michael Strahan and, no joke, Urkel, according to The Dirty. Suddenly, this news item went from boring to sad faster than you can say “Got any cheeeese?”

I have no respect for myself.

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  1. What ashame; he has a lot of money and cannot even catch a cab.

  2. p0nk

    just turrible

  3. Fart

    Sorry I haven’t heard “Charles Barkley” since I played NBA Jam on sega.

  4. Ginch

    There goes the governer job!

  5. tara cassidy

    To the Superficial writer… I hate gossip mostly because I believe reading it just gives these idiots what they want, attention!! But I have to say, I read your posts every day just so I can laugh my ass off. You have the greatest sense of humor!!!!!!! I love you!!!!

  6. Pathetic Worm

    That tee slogan should read “IN THE SHIT”

  7. 80's sitcom trash

    Did Urkel ask: Did I do thaaaat? Michael Strahan? What the hell? Does this guy just randomly meet other people and decide to get wasted? At this rate they could all just get together and have a Fox/TNT/ABC television special: New Year’s Drinkin’ Eve with Sir Chaz, Mr. Gap Tooth Face & forgotten 80′s TV star! Rock on!

  8. Uggghh….I hate that guys music..

  9. Tara Cassidy has no ass..

    Guess I’d rather laugh my ass off than work my ass off. Am I right??

  10. Jimmy Jim

    @7, you are hilarious…jaleel white is a sports writer now, actually a very popular guy in the sports broadcasting industry (in which barkley and strahan are apart of). Random is certainly not the correct word, nice try though. Again…hilarious.

  11. Nobody puts their real name

    Didn’t he want to be governor? Might want to shelf that for a while, Charles…

  12. missy

    stoopid porch monkey

  13. The White Urkel

    Charles Barkley was the biggest ass ever in the NBA.

  14. White Casino Owner

    I hate this RACIST piece of shit. Im so happy when news comes out that something shitty hapenned to this fool. NO ONE on TV is more blatantly racist than this has-been. I hope it was a white cop that pulled him over.

    Just like Im glad that all the white casino owners took the majority of Charles Barkleys money from him. He said in an interview that hes probably lost between 15 and 20 million at the casinos. WHAT A JACKASS!

  15. Julie Ann

    His commercials make me laugh?

  16. scabbeus

    Charles is wearing a NAMBLA t-shirt!

  17. he’s too old for this shit
    should be ashamed

  18. blp

    Who is this Malteser-head? I’ve heard of Gnarls Barkley, but not baldy here.

  19. STevec

    Jesse Jackson says Barkley wasn’t drunk or he’ll cut his nuts off

  20. Sakura

    People don’t seem to suffer from drunk driving until they’ve lost someone. I had to identify my only sister’s body in Hawaii after a 3rd time offending drunk driver killer her and her partner. The guy had a porche suv but no insurance (because the monster couldn’t get insurance) Anyone who drinks and drives makes me full of hatred. I will never get the imagine of my beautiful sister out of my head with her cuts, bruises and broken body. The report detailed so many injuries to her body that I needed a medical dictionary to guide me. If you drink, DON’T DRIVE. Celebrity, non-celebrity. Start caring about someone other than yourself. Our lives have been completely destryoyed due to DUI.

  21. bmose

    #2-You the Man.—another Frank Caliendo fan.

  22. friendlyfires

    Charles is a very huge man. So I wonder how much alcohol he actually drank. He may have been legally drunk by human standards, but this guy is so huge, he could put away a crate of Brut and a Thanksgiving turkey and still wonder when the buzz is supposed to kick in. He wasn’t drunk. He was stupid, that’s all. And lonely. Them Arizona cops must have been straing to find a charge that could stick…..
    “Charles, who were you hanging with tonight?”
    “Nobody really, just Michael Strahan and Jaleel White …”
    “Ha! You’re busted bro’ ”
    “What for … ?”
    “DUI!”
    “DUI?”
    “Yeah, Driving Under The Influence …”
    “Under the influence of what?”
    ” Losers!”

  23. friendlyfires

    Charles is a very huge man. So I wonder how much alcohol he actually drank. He may have been legally drunk by human standards, but this guy is so huge, he could put away a crate of Brut and a Thanksgiving turkey and still wonder when the buzz is supposed to kick in. He wasn’t drunk. He was stupid, that’s all. And lonely. Them Arizona cops must have been straining to find a charge that could stick…..
    “Charles, who were you hanging with tonight?”
    “Nobody really, just Michael Strahan and Jaleel White …”
    “Ha! You’re busted bro’ ”
    “What for … ?”
    “DUI!”
    “DUI?”
    “Yeah, Driving Under The Influence …”
    “Under the influence of what?”
    ” Losers!”

  24. friendlyfires

    Breaking News: Barkley was late for a BJ appointment while Driving Under The Influence Of Losers.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/12/31/2008-12-31_charles_barkley_admitted_he_was_looking_.html

  25. NY Ted

    Yea…but Fish…you forgot to mention they both fucked Urkel up his tight little bum hole with their big black donkey schlongs! It is a well known “secret” that Strahan is as queer as a 3 dollar bill…! And Sir Charles just did it because he was horny and smashed out of his large pea brain!

  26. baptist apologists suck

    Charles Barkley. Just another dumb black redneck, AKA nigger. Worthless pile of human garbage.

  27. Shiri

    I’m not a huge fan of Barkley, he was a huge dick when he was playing in the NBA, but damn dude, whatever happened to private chauffeurs?

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  29. Barkley is the man. Getting a DUI in Old Town Scottsdale is so in right now. Sources tell me that Matt Leinart keeps trying to get one, but nobody gives a shit.

  30. Paul

    Sir Charles, The Round Mound of Rebound!

    @#29 – friggin funny, man. Great comment.

  31. Barry O

    Dude looks like shit. Someone throw a tarp over him in that AZ sun.

  32. fish took out my comment????

  33. Hold on, i didnt make a comment on this post…

  34. I’m not a huge fan of Barkley, he was a huge dick when he was playing in the NBA, but damn dude

  35. The report detailed so many injuries to her body that I needed a medical dictionary to guide me. If you drink, DON’T DRIVE. C

  36. Charles…People don’t seem to suffer from drunk driving until they’ve lost someone. I had to identify my only sister’s body in Hawaii after a 3rd time offending drunk driver killer her and her partner. The guy had a porche suv but no insurance (because the monster couldn’t get insurance) Anyone who drinks and drives makes me full of hatred.

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  38. hmm,,, i agree with you..

  39. is it true he is arrested??

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