Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Fiancee Won’t Let Him Pay Denise Richards Child Support

April 3rd, 2014 // 36 Comments
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A few weeks back I posted about Charlie Sheen being two months behind on Denise Richard‘s child support because he just decided to stop paying it. Well, now he’s three months behind, and it turns out the reason why is because his porn star fiancee Brett Rossi is in charge of his finances now because it’s always a good idea to let someone who thinks directly disobeying ignoring a court order is smart money-management. I bet she uses Quicken. Radar reports:

As Radar has revealed, the driving force behind Sheen’s decision to withhold child support is because his porn star fiancée laid down the gauntlet and ordered him to cut his expenses.
A source said: “Brett has taken control of Charlie’s finances and she thinks he wastes huge amounts of money. She successfully persuaded Charlie to withhold Denise’s child support… Charlie felt he was justified because Denise hasn’t allowed him to see their daughters, Sam and Lola.”

As for how something like this could happen, she blows him. Brett Rossi blows him. Right in the dick. Charlie Sheen’s penis goes into her mouth, she says a bunch of crazy words like, “Truth bomb my uvula with your warlock cum, Shaman Man!” and then both of them agree they’d have a lot more money if it weren’t for those Denise Richard’s kids and their mangy mutt. COKEY COKEY DOOOOOO!

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  1. Deacon Jones

    I haven’t watch any of her movies yet.

    • Probably cuz my grandpa is better at internet porn than you.

      • Deacon Jones

        Is the “internet” the same as the internets?

      • Rasputin's Evil Twin

        Possibly. I’m sitting here looking at 2 screens, so that’s two internets, right?
        Wait, either I have four hands, or my brother is trying to type too, or I’m seeing double again.
        Are there 2 screens? Damned vodka.

        Charlie makes Grigori and me look like upright citizens, or at least like we’re standing upright.
        How is he still alive?

  2. In Charlie’s defense, he’s a celebrity in California and may not quite understand that the law does, in fact, apply to him, too. (Doesn’t it?)

  3. It took a porn star to see through Denise’s diabolical plan. How dare the courts make Charlie pay child support for his kids! That money is for coke, skanks and bail money!

  4. Man, I wish my financial advisor blew me. And was a hot chick. Or even just female. I’d probably even accept a convincing tranny.

  5. I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger …. but I don’t know how to finish that sentence.

  6. Charlie loves:
    1. Pussy
    2. Trouble
    and knows how to find both.

    Good for him!

  7. Valtrex is expensive, people.

  8. buzz

    As long as Charlie’s drug dealers get paid or laid by her and keep the drugs incoming. I don’t think he cares.

  9. The country’s prisons are packed with jailed deadbeat dads who used the “why should I pay court-ordered support when I don’t even get to see my kids” excuse.

    Then again, Sheen is a) rich and b) a celebrity, so obviously the law doesn’t really apply to him anyway.

  10. Is Brett Rossi doing a Jennette McCurdy selfie-impression, or was it the other way around?

  11. Jade

    Thank you, captain obvious. Of course the new whore was behind it.

    Anyone wanna place bets on:

    a) how long this marriage will last

    2) how many disposable children he’ll produce this time

  12. JimBB

    I can follow Charlie’s reasoning on this one:

    Must Cut Expenses
    1) Cut cocaine budget? No
    2) Cut porn fiance’s shoe budget? No
    3) Cut salaries for assorted leeches who tell me I’m great? No
    4) Cut child support for the many kids I’ve abandoned? Yes!

  13. yourmom

    Dear Charlie,

    Accountant is to finances as porn star is to bedroom. Just like an accountant is no good in the bedroom, keep the bitch out of the finances.

  14. I’ve never watched any of her movies nor am I interested. The fact that she’s fucking Charlie Sheen is turnoff enough, now this. Fuck the both of them. They should die together and go straight to hell. I wish hell actually existed for times like this.

  15. In Charlie’s defense, if Denise isn’t letting him see his kids, then his fiancee has a point. The right thing to do is pay your child support, then get the courts to enforce your visitation, but still.

    • Would you let a crackhead around your kids? Maybe she doesn’t want her boys exposed to the parade of whores that frequent their father’s arm? She’s just trying to give them a normal childhood before their lineage swallows them whole.

      Denise is the only person doing the right thing in this case. If Charlie wanted to see his kids that badly, he’d get clean. Brett only wants the money to herself. She doesn’t care about anything else.

  16. Denise is a regular in the TV series “Twisted”, has a regular paycheck coming in and so is no longer 100% reliant on Charlie.

    Since she is working she is no longer 100% at his beck and call either, which must burn Charlie to no end.

    Withholding Child Support may be the Porno Queen and Charlie’s scheme to get in front of a judge again to try to weasel joint custody since Denise is working and the Porno Queen can be a stay at home Cam Girl.

    • Just how freakin’ stupid do you think the courts are, LJ? Oh, wait. Never mind.

    • A couple of things, LJ…spousal and child support are two different things. Paying your portion of child support isn’t dependent on whether your ex-spouse is employed or not, and – unless their work involves constant travel or otherwise means they can’t be there for the kids – is it a major factor in determining custody. Child support is usually court-ordered and determined by whatever that supporting parent makes. Simply paying support for your kids doesn’t automatically entitle you to custody – If you’ve been denied that, it’s usually for a damn good reason and that won’t be altered by the courts until something in your lifestyle changes – if it does, your attorney can ask for a hearing in family court.

      So to withhold mandated support to “get in front of the judge again to try to weasel joint custody” is about as smart as escaping from prison and immediately turning yourself in so that you can “get in front of the judge again” to ask for a pardon.

  17. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    TheJoaker
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeannette McCurdy did it!

  18. PassingTrue

    So the coke addict and the porn star are going to go in front of a judge and say they’re getting screwed. And the judge will say: “And your point is?”

  19. TheJoaker

    No one has pointed out how Charlie is spelled in the title yet?

  20. C'mon

    Face it; Charlie Sheen is a fuckup. Figures he’d pick the one thing that he’s court ordered to do to dump. His personal blowjob slave (aka his fiancée) is also not the sharpest knife in the butcher block. Broheem needs to consult an accountant & attorney toot suite, because I suspect he’ll be served with legal papers very soon…

  21. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus that is one hot ass, 25 years old pussy. But really what do they have in common as Charlie is 49 years old? Blow, brooze and crazy nightlife are not great personality traits when the other is getting his pension card soon.
    Ok you like Kobe steaks but every goddamn dinner for the rest of your life? Men like thier food to be different like thier women.

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