Good Goddamn Morning, Charisma Carpenter In A Bikini, And Other News

August 23rd, 2013 // 35 Comments

- So who wants a preview of those Demi Lovato nudes that are being shopped around? [Celebslam]

- Jon Snow‘s first leading man role has a trailer. He’s shirtless and Greek if that does anything for you. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez‘s house is so big, her stalker squatted in it for a week before somebody noticed. [Dlisted]

- Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It’s All One Colorful Mix of Sexy [theCHIVE]

- Ali Larter was crazy hot in high school. What are the odds? [tooFab]

- A school shooting that was stopped without arming every student, teacher and janitor? Impossible! [BuzzFeed]

- Sophia Bush is cleavagey. [Popoholic]

- Christina Hendricks as a stripper, anyone? [IDLYITW]

- Jamie Gunns has a lot of bikini pics. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lara Bingle is topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kaley Cuoco is still talking about the week she banged Superman. [Amy Grindhouse]

- It has been way too long since a new Coen brothers movie. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Emma watson's Vagina

    my future wife. As trying to fish for a colossal squid with just a row boat and a cow’s head as bait would be better to do then say my future ex-wife .

  2. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
    brick
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    WTH? Is that a flip-phone tattoo

  3. Robb7

    Overall a nice look. Who is she? She will not age well — too much sun and saggy-tits potential.

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    JC
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    Remember, folks: This is how you do smoking hot at age 43.

  5. Man, I used to rub one out to her as a kid. Some things never change.

  6. 43 never looked better.

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    Smapdi
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    wtf is that tattoo?

  8. There’s nothing good about this morning, Ben Affleck is Batman. Even she can’t make it all better.

  9. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    I would love to massage her legs!!!

  10. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL!!

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    Deacon Jones
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    Let me guess, Photo Boy spanked it to her last night and suggested you put this “MILF” up?

  12. I know none of the men here care, but Charisma is a horrible person. My friend Laura and I were at the movies in Marina del Rey and were crossing the street along with an elderly woman who was going very slowly with the aid of walking cane.

    Before the pedestrian crossing signal expired, the driver of a big black SUV pulled through the intersection, nearly hitting the old lady. The driver honked and rolled down her window and yelled “Get the FUCK out of the way!” to the old lady.

    My friend and I yelled, “Watch where you’re going! You almost hit her!”

    The driver rolled down her tinted window so more and now we could see her face (and she was talking on a handheld cell phone, too).

    Guess who? (see photos for illustration)

    Then she yelled, “Fuck you lezzes” (FYI we’re not lesbians…two women walking together doesn’t signal lesbianism)

    Not that any men care, of course. You’re not attracted to her personality.

    Maybe Charisma is really a lovely, kind, sweet person but she’s a method actress who was preparing for the rule of an uberbitch on some show. Yeah, that must be it.

    • Frank Burns

      After driving a short distance, the SUV stopped and Charisma got out. “I’m sorry,” she said “that was horrible of me, I’m just having an off day. Let me treat you and your friend to a day at the spa.” And so the three women enjoyed a day of relaxation, culminating in giggles, champagne and chocolate in Charisma’s well-appointed hotel suite. Soon, forbidden passions arose as spa bathrobes were tossed on the bed, and the evening was lost to hours of passionate lovemaking.

      Two women walking together doesn’t signal a lack of being a lesbian either. Yah, none of the above is true, but I like this version better than yours. Olive Garden restaurant not involved.

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    Wilco Test
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsa

    Depicting the open right hand, an image recognized and used as a sign of protection in many societies throughout history, the hamsa is believed to provide defense against the evil eye.

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    duder
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    Glad to see people paying attention to Charisma Carpenter again because, well, holy crap she’s hot.

  15. Christina Hendricks as a stripper/ That sounds like tons of fun. I mean Tons of Tons. She’s fat. Die, chubby chaser.

  16. anonymous

    She’s got great legs but the rest of her looks 43 and is maintained by a plastic surgeon.

    She’s definitely been lipo’d to hell and back.

  17. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    What the fuck???

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    Swingali
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    43 is the new “OMFG LOOK AT THAT!”

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    donkeylicks
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    The Sleep Walkers remake is going to be awesome!

  20. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    Beautiful, but you would think the beach is the last place she’d want to be.

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    B
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    I’m going to assume we are going with a collective ‘eww’? Everyone agreed? Alright, then: Eeewwwwwwwwww.

  22. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    She looks damn good for a 43 year old woman with a kid.

  23. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    Ah yes, putting fake boobs on this wasted frame, is just like hanging a chandelier in a haunted house. Pretty..but still fucking scary.

  24. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
    LLBL
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    Shit, you could park an H2 in that gap, open all the doors, and still not bump a tit.

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    Likes boobs
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    Look at those puppies! I’m serious. Doesn’t the print on her bikini top look like puppies?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    I don’t know who she is and am too lazy to google but she is quite nasty

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    Rich
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    Sorry folks but this is NOT the definition of attractive.

  28. Charisma Carpenter Bikini
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    Emaciated…

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