Happy Zombie Jesus Fertile Pagan Bunny Weekend, Everybody

The Superficial | March 25, 2016 - 9:00 am

If anyone asks, Photo Boy and I are religious as fuck, which is why we’re taking Good Friday off to observe the goodness of Friday and all of the good stuff that happened on it. (Why is Mel Gibson looking at me funny?) So here’s Chantelle Connelly topless to keep you company along with our fine quality link partners below until we return on Monday. And with my review of Batman V Superman, because I’ll be goddamned if I’m firing it into Easter weekend where no one will read it. That movie’s like five hours long. Ten if I fall asleep and see it again just to find out if Batman and Superman fuck. (They fuck, right? How else could it end?) Go with Christ.

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