Channing Tatum burnt his penis

January 12th, 2010 // 24 Comments

And now a story about Channing Tatum almost burning his dick off from the latest issue of Details:

Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes. “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.”
Tatum was rushed to the nearest hospital–an hour away. Before long, the ice pack he was applying to the burn lost its chill. “I said to the driver, who was ex-special-forces Marines, ‘You might have to knock me out, because I don’t know if I can take the pain. Just grab something and hit me on the back of my head.’” Morphine finally KO’d the agony, and a team of doctors salved and bandaged his wound. “I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis,” he says proudly.

I honestly can’t tell if my penis is more terrified of this story or the pics of Snooki attempting to pole dance. Both times it started praying in Latin, so really, it’s anyone’s guess.

Photos: Details
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  1. DCLeisurist

    First bitches!

  2. DCLeisurist

    First bitches!

  3. r k

    Ouch! Poor guy.

    Not sure if it is better to have five doctors looking at your shriveled burned penis due to hot water scalding, masturbation with a cheese grater, or sleeping with Paris Hilton…

  4. I once damn near got frost bite on mine. Click the link above to read the harrowing tale.

  5. wow he is very handsome.

  6. Hecubus

    Forgive me if I’m missing the point here but as interesting as the penis burning is, shouldn’t you start by explaining how a bad boy biker character from a low budget 80′s daytime soap opera managed to become a physically real human being in the year 2010?? I didn’t even know we had that kind of technology.

  7. Reed Rothchild

    Dude looks like Vanilla Ice.

  8. havoc

    With a name like that, he should have no trouble getting into gay porn.

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  9. justin

    the devil is in the details

  10. missywissy

    I’d still hit it.

  11. 1derwoman

    What a hottie!

  12. gotmilk?

    i wonder what’s uglier, his burnt penis or his face.

  13. Suzie

    I WANT HIM SOO BAD!!

  14. look like leonado

  15. Albin Bainbridge

    The guy looks like Joe Camel with Conan O’Brien’s hair, but he seems like a genuinely nice, if goofy, person.

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  17. Wow he is so handsome I must say . He is having truly a dashing personality . I like him very much.

  18. Too many DETAILS. TMI.

  19. dholmas

    My tenth anniversary was a disaster. My now ex burnt his penis in a tanning booth. At least I got the sapphire and diamond ring. I did feel bad for him. Do not burn your nipples either. That HURTS.

  20. dholmas

    My tenth anniversary was a disaster. My now ex burnt his penis in a tanning booth. At least I got the sapphire and diamond ring. I did feel bad for him. Do not burn your nipples either. That HURTS.

  21. AMO

    He looks white trash to me… I don’t see the hotness; sorry.

  22. whatthe?

    Is nobody wondering about the headline: The Amazing Story of the Golden Boy High School Quarterback Lesbian Filmmaker? Is that about one person? Is it about Channing Tatum? WTF?

  23. Stacey

    I’d still fuck him long and hard.

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