‘Magic Mike XXL’ Has A Trailer

Channing Tatum’s naked abs are in the Magic Mike XXL trailer below which are words I just wrote so you’d know what it’s like to be a dude reading the boob posts. You probably even yelled, “Shut up, word-bitch, nobody reads you!” and have no idea how your voice just became that of a demon. Which is cool. I’m used to it. *wipes tear* I just thought it’d be nice to talk beforehan- and you’re shoving me out of the way. You’re pushing me right over.

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