Channing Tatum Will Make Jonah Hill Kiss The Tip of His Penis One Day
Channing Tatum is GQ’s cover interview for the month of June, yet all anyone seems to be talking about is how he openly admits to being a high-functioning alcoholic, and not how Jonah Hill made a bet where he gets to kiss the tip of Channing’s penis. Which seems oddly out of character for Jonah Hill, and yet here we are staring down the precipice of Dick Kiss Mountain. Your guess is as good as mine:
On what Jonah Hill told Tatum he would do if Tatum was correct in his prediction that 21 Jump Street would break $35 million its opening weekend:
“I will kiss your tip! I will kiss the tip of your dick through your underwear if we make $35 million.”
Tatum on the bet:
“I haven’t made him do it yet. For obvious reasons. That’s a bad bet to lose—it’s not too good to win, either. But definitely the shame of it would be enjoyable. It’s my trump card, for sure. He tries not to bring it up at all costs. Unless he did something horrible to me, I don’t know if I could ever cash it in. It would change our relationship forever.”
In related news, Victora’s Secret models are now required to have the words, “Don’t Make Box Office Bets With Jonah” tattooed on their backs. A company spokesperson declined to comment on this new policy, but assured everyone it has nothing to do with Leonardo DiCaprio before remembering he’s not supposed to speak The Master’s name and jumping out a window. He left behind three children.
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