Channing Tatum Will Make Jonah Hill Kiss The Tip of His Penis One Day

May 20th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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Channing Tatum is GQ‘s cover interview for the month of June, yet all anyone seems to be talking about is how he openly admits to being a high-functioning alcoholic, and not how Jonah Hill made a bet where he gets to kiss the tip of Channing’s penis. Which seems oddly out of character for Jonah Hill, and yet here we are staring down the precipice of Dick Kiss Mountain. Your guess is as good as mine:

On what Jonah Hill told Tatum he would do if Tatum was correct in his prediction that 21 Jump Street would break $35 million its opening weekend:
“I will kiss your tip! I will kiss the tip of your dick through your underwear if we make $35 million.”
Tatum on the bet:
“I haven’t made him do it yet. For obvious reasons. That’s a bad bet to lose—it’s not too good to win, either. But definitely the shame of it would be enjoyable. It’s my trump card, for sure. He tries not to bring it up at all costs. Unless he did something horrible to me, I don’t know if I could ever cash it in. It would change our relationship forever.”

In related news, Victora’s Secret models are now required to have the words, “Don’t Make Box Office Bets With Jonah” tattooed on their backs. A company spokesperson declined to comment on this new policy, but assured everyone it has nothing to do with Leonardo DiCaprio before remembering he’s not supposed to speak The Master’s name and jumping out a window. He left behind three children.

Photos: Courtesy of GQ.com / Pacific Coast News

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  1. sc4play

    The douchemeter just pegged itself when that picture up there popped up. Dayum son! Even if you are going for a retro look to go along with your LP’s that is just wrong. ALL. WRONG!!

  2. anonyous

    Everyone knows Jonah will deep throat a dick while cupping the balls for a donut.

  3. Is this supposed to be some sort of a big surprise?

  4. Leila

    pretty sure the kiss-the-tip bet is old news–it was on the commentary of the 21 jump street dvd [yes, yes, i admit to watching it with commentary--i get bored on treadmills]. if I’m going to fess up to watching that commentary version, i can tell you that the functional alcoholism thing is also obvious–if you believe them, they were actually drunk and/or hung over for much of that movie and talk about it freely, as in, remember how wasted we were when we filmed this scene or remember how trashed we were from the night before when we filmed that.

  5. Closet gay man wants other closet gay man to kiss aka suck his dick, no new news here.

  6. Jenna Dewan Bikini
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    Nice couple.

  7. Jenna Dewan Bikini
    corpse paint
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    hahahahaha! he’s not that ripped in real life!

  8. anthony

    There is no way this clown can do a Louisiana accent for Gambit. He can’t even speak English without mumbling most of the time.

  9. Visible

    its funny cuz hes actually bald

  10. Jennyfurr

    I wonder which male producers he had sex with and secretly filmed in the past that allows him to keep getting cast even though he can’t act and is kinda weird looking.

  11. jj

    So it sounds like it’s more of a “he will let him” NOT make him.

  12. yawn

    funny guy having a pisser.. hats off to him.

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