Celine Dion in a bikini (Oh yeah, this is happening.)

July 9th, 2008 // 121 Comments

Celine Dion is on vacation in France where she’s developed a habit of parading around her balcony in a new swimsuit each hour. (Ha ha, old people.) Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are, but halfway through this post I’m starting to think this might be a mistake. It’s kind of like when you bring a girl home after a few drinks, and the night is rife with passion. Then you realize, wait, this chick seems kind of hairy. And also keeps pulling fish out of the aquarium. Aw fuck she’s a grizzly bear. Yeah, it’s exactly like that.


  1. Nice fake hair bun in the 2nd set of pics

  2. x

    holy shit who knew she had a nice ass! good for her

  3. moneil

    For her age, awesome! Good for her! If you love celebrity gossip, play the newest celebrity trivia at http://www.kwanzoo.com!

  4. Erica

    She actually looks better in the bikini then the ugly ass one peice.

  5. Stowe

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  6. Larry Jones

    I’d hit that. After throwing a bag over her
    head of course.

  7. Larry Jones

    I’d hit that. After throwing a bag over head of course.

  8. blah

    I hate when that happens

  9. princess patricia

    Re Tom and all the other dinkwads on this site – that kind of arrogance is a major turnoff to any woman of any age. My condolences to your wife.

  10. The Man

    Id knock the dust off of that pussy

  11. heidi Vice

    I wonder that mr 30 in a basketball leugue is so obvioulsy better than us he doesnt have a goverment breeding program so he bang only sexy young women every day. ohhh thats right the world is full of people who arent arseholes so we dont need to boost the piglet population. I dont give a fuck about your money, your looks or pathetic attitude. Fuck i dont even understand how you ever got anyone to love you selfish fuck.

    Id love to see you explain that all old women should be divorced or eaten for meat since they are ugly and no longer make your testicles tingle.You make me sick.

  12. gray

    omg ive seen her live fuck shes hot and her voice is the best thing that has happined on the earth!!!!!!!

  13. Mike

    Celine , u have a nice arse….
    wow…i didnt even know!
    and u look amazing lately…. its weird that people are saying that their grossed out and stuff but hey …gays are reality.!

    Definitely Milf.
    amazing voice
    sexy hair
    amazing legs
    smooth skin
    …. u won my admiration

  14. Antonia

    F*CK YOU ALL !!!!

  15. Celine fan :)

    she’s beautiful, and she has the best voice I’ve ever heard!

  16. Bill

    at least Celine has decency and self respect and modesty, you perverts can only dream of her nude – she has too much class for that – this is the most you’ll ever see – now leave the best singer in the world alone – she deserves respect.
    GOD BLESS CELINE – she’s the best !

  17. luke

    Are you kidding? she’s hot, and always has been, have you seen her in the music video…. “Think twice” ……uh huh, that’s all i need to say…..

  18. Luke

    Yes, she is the best, i have to agree with Bill i respect her, always have respected her…. and yes, that’s all you’ll ever see….cept in the music video think twice lol…….

  19. OMG! why everybody its being so mean with her?
    she was simply taking a well-deserved vacation with her family! i could
    swear that your mothers have the age of celine and are far from having such a hot body shes not fat, not flabby and not hairy as everyone says,she has good legs and is gorgeous and YES she is 40, but most certainly your mothers are 40 or more and they are wishing to change their limp body for that.
    so why are you guys doing criticizing celine[the woman who helps the needy people, do work at home, sings beautiful its gorgeous,and its famous and millionaire] when you could leave the fking computer and help your mom to do some exercise:)??

  20. bill
    Commented on this photo:

    she is very sexy and a great talent

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