Celine Dion is on vacation in France where she’s developed a habit of parading around her balcony in a new swimsuit each hour. (Ha ha, old people.) Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are, but halfway through this post I’m starting to think this might be a mistake. It’s kind of like when you bring a girl home after a few drinks, and the night is rife with passion. Then you realize, wait, this chick seems kind of hairy. And also keeps pulling fish out of the aquarium. Aw fuck she’s a grizzly bear. Yeah, it’s exactly like that.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
AHole | July 9, 2008 at 5:12 pm
1st you shit licking imbeciles…hahaha I am the man ahhh hahaha
Dale S. | July 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm
First! And let’s admit it, she’s a MILF.
Roger | July 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Titanic hips…
SHUJeff | July 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm
“Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are”
Since when is Celine Dion a celebrity?
Al Green | July 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I have the power of love in my pants.
mc | July 9, 2008 at 5:22 pm
not bad at all for her age
AHHHHHHH! | July 9, 2008 at 5:22 pm
She’s not bad for an incontinent 90 year old woman.
Wait, she’s 40? Oh God! Kick me in the face with a stick!
JVM | July 9, 2008 at 5:23 pm
She’s kinda reminding me of the Michelin Man with those legs.
dahm | July 9, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I’d hit it.. fuck you guys.
Sportsdvl | July 9, 2008 at 5:25 pm
And…she loves fat old hairy guys!
Oh, #1 – your name says it all.
KoolSurveys | July 9, 2008 at 5:25 pm
dsafljk39xc dfw3 Sorry, I was temporarily blinded.
steve | July 9, 2008 at 5:25 pm
pic #1, I would totally plow that french p*ssy. lookin good.
Famous Plastic | July 9, 2008 at 5:26 pm
She has a cute butt!
Barely Stearn | July 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm
You know: This looks pretty tasty. Looks a shitload better than Cheryl Burke (Whoever that is.)
stizz | July 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Oh gawwwd she looks like she’s been beaten repeatedly with an ugly stick. Granted, her body looks good for her age, but her face…dear god her face!
The Imaginary Reviewer | July 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Where’s my eye bleach? For the love of God, get me my eye bleach!
Randal | July 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Allô Celine!
Comment allez-vous? Amour ta musique! Tout le destinée!
xoxo
Randal
Oveta | July 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
why does it look like she has a tube in her nose in the first pic?
Crisphy Nanos | July 9, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Crisphy Nanos says, “Sportdvl, you are an insufferable fucking douchebag. Why don’t you go eat a cock salad you stooge. Your web site is almost as gay as you are. Almost but not quite punk.”
__________________________________________________ | July 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Kind of funny how the 2 fucknuts at #1 and #2 are clearly dudes but chime in with “First” like a couple of 14 year old girls. What a couple of homos.
Why someone would even consider doing that is anyone’s guess. Can you please explain why you would partake in such douchebaggery? Personally I just don’t get it…
SomeoneFromHellvens | July 9, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Right….. #17, I will type correctly what you wanted to write :
[corrections]
Bonjour Céline !
Comment allez-vous? J’aime ta musique! Pour toujours !
xoxo
Randal
[/corrections]
Allô is used only when you answers the phone in french.
Amour ta musique = To love your music
Tout le destinée = All the destiny (which means nothing but I thought you wanted to say forever)
That’s pretty much it. (exept nothing you typed is true, her music sucks hard)
minniememe | July 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm
i love Ana Gasteyer’s impersonation of her on SNL “I am Céline Dión… the greatest singer… in the world!”
Andy | July 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm
It’s weird how her butt looks pretty good in the sideways pictures, but in those 2 pictures from the back, where she’s looking off the balcony in a bikini, her body looks like a lumpy saggy wrinkly spreading mess. It’s always the same with older women – they might look good with the right clothes and makeup, but when they start to strip it all off, the only guarantee is that you’ll see something you wish you hadn’t.
pistola | July 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm
first pic– ass looks good.
the rest of the pics– not so much.
Observer | July 9, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Wow, she looks great!
Sportsdvl | July 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
#19 please see #20. You are the douche bag loser. Please turn off the Celine CD that your boyfriend #1 gave you and both of you get a life.
ph7 | July 9, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Ever walk behind a women with a great ass, and you can wait to pass her to check out the rest of her, only to be hugely disappointed?
That’s is whats happening here.
Tom | July 9, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Goddamn. I’m sure lots of folks (mostly chicks) will say “she looks great for her age!”. Which is why I’m always on the lookout for hot young chicks. My wife is in her early 30s and in a few years I’m not going to be able to fake it anymore. The brutal truth is that when they get this old, their bodies are revolting, and only other older women continue to praise them.
Snickeydoda | July 9, 2008 at 6:28 pm
You are the only douchebag here. It’s pretty evident with all of your shameless plugs for that site of yours. You are the faggot that needs to get a life, you immoral nincompoop!
fightingfrodo | July 9, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Wow tom! Thats the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard!
I can just picture what your wedding vows were like: “In sickness and in health till your ass gets saggy and i forget I’m just as old and wrinkly and saggy(not to mention a douchebag) do us part. I do!”
NEV | July 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I fucked her a month ago in a hotel in Paris. She was drunk, I wasnt. It was FUCKING AMAZING!
Danklin24 | July 9, 2008 at 7:08 pm
God help me she actually has a nice ass.
Danklin24 | July 9, 2008 at 7:08 pm
God help me she actually has a nice ass.
britney's weave | July 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm
oh dear.
pizza-faced maggot posters | July 9, 2008 at 7:26 pm
you limp dicked losers eat shit and go jack yourselves off in the basement
Celine Dion | July 9, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Up yours, all you cock-sucking, thumb-icked half men!
Sincerely
Celine
justifiable | July 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
#33 Yeah, pity that it’s spread out over such a large area.
justifiable | July 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
#33 Yeah, pity that it’s spread out over such a large area.
Joe C | July 9, 2008 at 7:45 pm
She’s actually not bad.
weirdo | July 9, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Looks good to me. I’d hitter in the shitter!
nancy | July 9, 2008 at 7:51 pm
“But I poop from there!”
“Not right now you don’t!”
jzz | July 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
she looks like shit.
nikki | July 9, 2008 at 7:56 pm
She totally new the Papps were taking these pics, she even went to the effort of putting in a fake hair piece bun. God, people. She is thriving on this attention.
Lola | July 9, 2008 at 8:02 pm
# 28 If you truly are a married man and not a pimple face college freshman your wife should divorce you. Secondly if your wife is middle-aged, then how does your budweiser and ravioli gut hang these days? and thirdly can’t wait to see you on “To catch a Predator”. Plus tell Chris Hansen hi for me and I love Him!! Thanks.
Tanya | July 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm
So true! Funny how her real hair is crappy in one pic and then she puts in the fake bun to try and look better!! GIVE IT UP!
Clarkehead | July 9, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I’d tap it. I’d have to wear ear plugs in case she decided to break into a song in the middle of it, but I’d tap it. She’s not bad.
Sportsdvl | July 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Jimbo and I always play Celine music when making love to eachother. Our favorite: “It’s All Coming Back (to me now)”. Actually it’s playing now. And so is Jimbo. He’d say hi to everyone but he’s very busy now, has his hands (and mouth) full.
Nolo | July 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
She may not be Megan Fox, but she looks a lot better in that bikini than Queen Latifah and J-Lo do in theirs!
Also, we get enough Amy Winehouse and Nicole Ritchie pics on this site that are truly gross.
randella | July 9, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Dear Randal,
Those online translation sites where you type in the phrase and VOILA–there it is in another language–they never work. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Randella
Rant | July 9, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I may never get an erection again….these images will haunt me forever.
Thanks, Mr. Superficial.