Celine Dion posed on the cover of Hello magazine with her six-year-old son, Rene Charles. Wait, son? That must be a typo. A horrible confusing typo.
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PxRxD | May 30, 2007 at 6:05 pm
First?
Tiffany | July 22, 2011 at 3:10 pm
I think Celine shoud have him wear a little short dress, nylons, heels, makeup, have his nails done and make him go out as a girl
colt45joe | May 30, 2007 at 6:05 pm
man show called him gay? i cant remember exactly.
PxRxD | May 30, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I lived my dream. LMFAO A BOY? BOY????
ysanya | May 30, 2007 at 6:06 pm
i can’t believe people still take immense pride in being “first” in the comment section.
saradevil | May 30, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Well, at least they have a few more years of playing with barbies together before she has to deal with the teen years and the first boyfriend.
greatestntheworld | May 30, 2007 at 6:10 pm
It looks as though they are raising him to be androgenous, at least, to get his ass kicked repeatedly in school. Either way, this is child abuse.
PxRxD | May 30, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Nor me ysanya, I felt like doing it.
whoneedsenemies | May 30, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Awww her daughter is so cute!!
RichPort | May 30, 2007 at 6:12 pm
What do you expect when an android reproduces.
Bern | May 30, 2007 at 6:15 pm
HELL magazine is the perfect title for any rag that would put Celine Dion on the cover … that or “Crippling Chlamydia Weekly” …
leelee | May 30, 2007 at 6:19 pm
God– this is worse than the Hanson brothers being called sisters.
discreet_chaos | May 30, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Uh – His name is “Rene”;
He’s going to get his ass kicked, any way you look at it.
(Though that androgyny thing is really going to help with the girls)
Sho'Nuff | May 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Looks like another Michael Bolton clone…
no1justminda | May 30, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Apparently, she reaaaaaaally wanted a girl, but was so disappointed that she’s doing all she can to make herself believe it’s really a girl! Had me fooled!
Poroleishon | May 30, 2007 at 6:25 pm
He´d make a beautiful girl! She better cut his hair and put some boy clothes on him before he turns into a gay hippie…
Stupid Celine Dion, stupid stupid woman…
greatestntheworld | May 30, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Discreet_chaos- it doesn’t look like he will care too much about the ladies, though he might be the stepping stone into bisexuality for some girls.
charm | May 30, 2007 at 6:27 pm
i just can’t stop looking. Looking for a just an inkling of boyness.
Conor | May 30, 2007 at 6:29 pm
FIRST!
Joe Fonebone | May 30, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Nineteenth!
joflo | May 30, 2007 at 6:37 pm
oh… all he needs a haircut and some pants.
Tiffany | July 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm
I think He needs is a skirt, to, heels, and makeup Make him a girl
inspector_jack | May 30, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Celine and Photoshop have obviously been introduced.
Dana | May 30, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Uh… why is her son prettier than she is?
Victor | May 30, 2007 at 6:41 pm
What the fuck? A boy? That bitch Celine needs to cut her son’s hair if it is indeed a boy. If not he is going to be a shit packer like Hyde when he grows up. Wait, he will get his shit packed, being that he looks like a girl.
pooh | May 30, 2007 at 6:41 pm
first!
nicole | May 30, 2007 at 6:41 pm
It took me a while to accept Rene as a man’s name. I understand now that it’s a French thing. But come ON Celine! I even don’t mind a man/boy having long hair. But at least figure out a way to do it where people won’t think you have a daughter.
Nics | May 30, 2007 at 6:46 pm
ok I still thought that creature was a girl after reading the headline
Nics | May 30, 2007 at 6:46 pm
ok I still thought that creature was a girl after reading the headline
Fronika | May 30, 2007 at 6:47 pm
He’s nearly as ugly as his mother.
chortle | May 30, 2007 at 6:50 pm
his hair is almost as long as that titanic song
Nics | May 30, 2007 at 6:50 pm
he could be growing his hair out to make a wig for britney. that would be cute
Terry | May 30, 2007 at 6:50 pm
I fucking hate Celine and I’m Canadian.
discreet_chaos | May 30, 2007 at 6:50 pm
greatestntheworld – Personally, I think it’ll be him who’ll be the bisexual. I’m sorry, but you can tell that he’ll have offers coming and going, so if he’s got half a lick of sense, he’ll be taking advantage of his share.
lawboyut | May 30, 2007 at 6:51 pm
C’mon. Pick on Celine all you want. And I mean–DO IT. But leave the kid out of it. That is cheap and low and totally uncool. Fish should apologize for this crap. New depths.
Victor | May 30, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Apologize for it? Worse shit was said on the Hyde post. lmfao. This is getting good, people getting ass hurt.
Jimbo ? | May 30, 2007 at 6:54 pm
WTC That is a boy? I bet there is a vagina down there.
fifi | May 30, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I think that her son is cute, but she really needs to cut his hair! That’s not cute! Pretty soon, before you know it, he’ll be playing with barbies!
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | May 30, 2007 at 7:12 pm
looks like a few more generations and all of the horse will be bred out of the Celine Dion ancestry…and i was so looking forward to an exciting Preakness.
Jimbo ? | May 30, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Victor – you thought Bern was a she? Click on the link. It is the life and times of Bernard! And Bern has the DMBS pictures. (very nice selection Bern)
Step in any time here Bern and correct me if I am wrong.
Maybe with a 9 month old you have been a little deprived lately. I know I was not getting much when mine was 9 months old. I think at the point Bern was looking good either way
mrs.t | May 30, 2007 at 7:15 pm
The bigger problem is that fashion t-shirt with thge rolled edges. Get the kid a plain, reg’lar shirt. And get him a fucking bike, while you’re at it. He’s got a spare tire around his midsection.
sunkissed | May 30, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Awwww what a very pretty daughter.
Lauren | May 30, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Wow, he’s got such pretty curly hair.
His mom must be cruel, not letting him get a haircut and dressing him in girl’s clothing.
But at least if he decides to go transgender she’ll be supportive.
annabelle | May 30, 2007 at 7:18 pm
He’s cute.
He must take after his sperm donor.
mrs.t | May 30, 2007 at 7:22 pm
#42-my oldest daughter shares your name. So I like you already.
Jimbo ? | May 30, 2007 at 7:25 pm
YO Mrs T!! How you doing? That spare tire is his or her money belt. You don’t think the little twrip walks out of the house with out a couple grand on him or her? I still think there is a vagina down there
R. | May 30, 2007 at 7:30 pm
That’s horrible. He’s only a small child. If the poor thing didn’t have self-esteem issues, he sure will now. elf
annabelle | May 30, 2007 at 7:30 pm
#43- I think if I had a second daughter, I’d name her annabelle. But I’m too old. Not Sheryl Crow adopt-a-baby-but-pose-in-a-bathrobe-like-you-birthed-the-baby old, but still too old.
Sara | May 30, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I agree, definitely a typo.
No way that kid has a penis.
Jimbo ? | May 30, 2007 at 7:35 pm
@46 so how old is to old? Sheryl Crow is 45. There are lots of women having kids the old fashion way in thier 40′s
Master_Shake | May 30, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Someone’s got to get that kid to Fantastic Sam’s.
cosmetologist | May 30, 2007 at 7:43 pm
I have also found that brushing long hair relieves stress, so maybe that is why he has such long hair. On the other hand, his hair looks kind of straggly like it needs to be brushed. Maybe, she should buy a “My Little Pony” and brush its tail for practice.