Celebrity Halloween Costumes

Paris Hilton

If you had asked me last week what I thought Paris Hilton would dress as for Halloween, I would have said either a) a sexy cat or b) a sexy bunny. Well she proved me wrong and just went as a whore.

Hilary Duff

Here’s Hilary Duff dressed as a black-haired raccoon in a pink skirt. She looks frighteningly muscular in these pics, as if she’s been working out. Makes me wonder if I perhaps shouldn’t have followed her around the last six months calling her “Lizzie McFatass.”

Haylie Duff

And finally, here’s Hilary’s little sister, dressed as god knows what. I don’t even care. She looks about as interesting as a Texas roadhouse toilet.