Celebrity blow-up dolls: Creepy or pure genius?

March 17th, 2008 // 105 Comments

In the most disturbing merchandising move ever, Pipedream Products (Link is totally NSFW!) released these celebrity blow-up dolls which feature plastic versions of Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and, oddly, Sarah Jessica Parker. Since I’m a sad little clown, I did get a laugh out of the text for Sarah Jessica. Though I was disappointed to see it didn’t include a horse face. You know, for authenticity.

NOTE: These pics are kind of NSFW since they give brief descriptions of, well, certain orifices (a.k.a. the butt).

Photos: Splash News
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  1. wetnap

    that chick actually looks hotter:P
    too bad these things look nothing like real dolls. anyone got a pic of the sad balloon they call a doll?

  2. Howard Stern raved it was “The Best SEX I’ve ever had!” Why wouldn’t you want the best sex of your life with your fantasy girl? While it is true most of the JennoMates sell over 6K. Look at the Realdoll website, but if you want to know where to buy them for $2,700? Call Keith at 512.739.5902 or search zandersgirls at Yahoo

  3. I would love to get my hands on this sex doll as the cover girl looks hot hot hot!

  4. erika

    okay where can i get an alan rickman and a jason isaacs doll lol

  5. Commented on this photo:

    how do i buy one

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