The Bikinis We Missed – July 4th Edition

Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos on the table yesterday, so enjoy this mini smorgasbord which should bring us up to speed:

- Selena Gomez apparently took private photos of herself in Hawaii with Justin Bieber which should end well and proves there’s a secret training facility underneath Epcot where Mickey teaches incoming starlets how to photograph their bergina.
Geri Halliwell in Italy.
Eva Longoria in Spain.
Michelle Hunzkier also in Spain, and is this woman ever not in a bikini? She’s a saint, is what I’m getting at.
Gabrielle Reece in the only good shot from this set, so my apologies for the kid.
Brandi Glanville in an outfit LeAnn Rimes will copy in 3.. 2.. 1..
– And Malin Akerman who I tried to choose the most flattering angle of because I’m a gentleman.

And now back to your regularly scheduled penis jokes.

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