The Bikinis We Missed – July 4th Edition
Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos on the table yesterday, so enjoy this mini smorgasbord which should bring us up to speed:
– Selena Gomez apparently took private photos of herself in Hawaii with Justin Bieber which should end well and proves there’s a secret training facility underneath Epcot where Mickey teaches incoming starlets how to photograph their bergina.
– Geri Halliwell in Italy.
– Eva Longoria in Spain.
– Michelle Hunzkier also in Spain, and is this woman ever not in a bikini? She’s a saint, is what I’m getting at.
– Gabrielle Reece in the only good shot from this set, so my apologies for the kid.
– Brandi Glanville in an outfit LeAnn Rimes will copy in 3.. 2.. 1..
– And Malin Akerman who I tried to choose the most flattering angle of because I’m a gentleman.
And now back to your regularly scheduled penis jokes.