The Bikinis We Missed – July 4th Edition

July 6th, 2011 // 60 Comments

Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos on the table yesterday, so enjoy this mini smorgasbord which should bring us up to speed:

- Selena Gomez apparently took private photos of herself in Hawaii with Justin Bieber which should end well and proves there’s a secret training facility underneath Epcot where Mickey teaches incoming starlets how to photograph their bergina.
- Geri Halliwell in Italy.
- Eva Longoria in Spain.
- Michelle Hunzkier also in Spain, and is this woman ever not in a bikini? She’s a saint, is what I’m getting at.
- Gabrielle Reece in the only good shot from this set, so my apologies for the kid.
- Brandi Glanville in an outfit LeAnn Rimes will copy in 3.. 2.. 1..
- And Malin Akerman who I tried to choose the most flattering angle of because I’m a gentleman.

And now back to your regularly scheduled penis jokes.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Frank Burns

    Hunziker FTW

  2. Facebook Me

    Cute body.

    Shitty room for two mega stars. Couldn’t Justin spring for a nicer room? OR was this the only hotel that doesn’t check for ID?

    Lame!

  3. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
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    hmm that mole disappeared from selena’s right tit.. we sure it’s her?

  4. Kimberly

    What is it with celebs/girls(?) that they need to photograph themselves in the mirror all the time???

  5. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    lindsay’s british twin from parent trap

  6. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tell Me What You Want What You Really Really Want!”

    ummm….show us your tits?

  7. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn…..

  8. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    Gareth
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    No tit mole.

    Not her.

  9. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Santa.

    I have been really good this year and I think I deserve this one special thing….

  10. Gareth

    Its not even her. Her tit mole has disappeared.

    NEXT

  11. Honest Abe

    Jail Bait thats worth the cost of admission…

  12. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    Johnny Cockrin
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    If no mole on the tit, you must call bullshit.

  13. the captain

    pleas folks: DON’T LET THEM FOOL YA.
    ………………..AMERICANS ARE FAT & LAZY HUMANS!!

    • Bringbackbabalu

      Ya we were lazy when we were saving the world in BOTH world wars…why is it if we are lazy, our damn economy carried the whole damn world for 30 years until clownshoe Obama decided that poor, lazy people that don’t work are more important than those that do work. There are plenty of us that work 2 extra jobs so our family can have nice stuff in this dwindling economy.

  14. Dank

    How come when you click selenas name it goes back to the damn homepage?? I cant find the damn pics on the mobile site

  15. Eva Longoria Bikini Eduardo Cruz
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    …getting closer and closer to accessible to non-athletes and outside of Hollywooders…

  16. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this a clothing-optional beach? Because it’s disappointing to see who among these three chose to go nude.

  17. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Those sunglasses are indisputable proof that Michelle Hunziker is banging Josh Hartnett.

  18. Eva Longoria Bikini Eduardo Cruz
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone please revoke her fame card? Sure, she’s “hot”, but that’s like saying Wonder white is “bread”. There’s nothing interesting or unique about her other than she’s the most basic form of hot there is. I would honestly rather see pictures of Juliette Lewis.

  19. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    What must it be like to grow up around that level of hotness? I saw a woman in a white t-shirt swimming in a stream in Arizona once when I was 13 and I had to sit on a rock for 15 minutes.

  20. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    Knuckles Muldoon
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    Much better than yesterdays beached whales. Thank you superficial

  21. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    No way that’s Selena. She wouldn’t be able to stand, after being torn apart by Bieber’s Canadian whale cock.

  22. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    anokneemouse
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    WTF is wrong with her face… looks like she’s about to eat your soul.

  23. Mandy

    I don’t get the point of taking a picture of yourself in a bikini. Is it to give to your boyfriend? There’s really no point in that, since he will be spending the day with you in the bikini. Is it for yourself? If so, why? I just don’t understand.

    • naya

      i think that ur just jealous because no one wants a picture of you, so what if you send a picture to ur boyfriend its not like hes goin to send it around, and if he does you should have never trusted him

      • Mandy

        Why would I need to send photos of myself to someone I live with? And why would Selena send photos of herself to someone in an outfit that she is wearing while with him? This is bizarre logic.

  24. Eva Longoria Bikini Eduardo Cruz
    SOS
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is impossible.

  25. Ikke

    That is not Selena. The real one has a black mole on her left breast.

  26. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    Damn she’s getting old. I’d help her accross the street and then bang her.

  27. Deacon Jones

    I’d take Brandi Glanville in a second

  28. No pics

    Can’t see pics on mobile website still!!! Fix this shit.

  29. Brandi Glanville Bikini
    JosieBelle
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    What the fuck is going on with her left leg as compared to her right?

  30. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    Beefarino
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    Looks like double beds. Bieber was doing it 50′s style.

  31. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    Rosatee
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    Why would she be staying in such a seedy looking hotel room?
    This isn’t Selena.

  32. Cardinal Fang

    And how do we receive these “personal” photos? They are carefully and strategically “leaked” to us. They and their agents play us like a fiddle.

    We need to show a united front and hold out for the nudes guys

  33. Gabrielle Reece Bikini
    DontCareifImFirst
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing that someone who actually worked on her body, instead of paying for it, still looks this way after so long!

  34. Gabrielle Reece Bikini
    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    Gabby is awesome

  35. Malin Akerman Bikini
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass appears to be hungry. For the benefit of everyone.

  36. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    guest
    Commented on this photo:

    Tanner Mayes?

  37. Eva Longoria Bikini Eduardo Cruz
    Marco
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    Even elves get cellulite.

  38. This has been mostly terrifying.

  39. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
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    I want to ejaculate inside of her…am i normal??

  40. meh

    HAHAHAAHA!!! She is look like news paper. Ahh you crazy spammers.

  41. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    chloeluvsJB
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    she looks so ugly!!!!!!!!!

  42. Ray's Sister

    I can’t wait for Selena to get that Latina mustache, body hair , and facial bone techtonic transformation that turn most fence jumpers into old looking hags. Not all, but most.

  43. Malin Akerman Bikini
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    Butter face…..but I’d still hit it two times.

  44. blemish
    Commented on this photo:

    I like to call this the ‘reverse blumpkin’; man receives oral while woman poops. In this example we can see our female model is already ‘crowning’.

  45. Malin Akerman Bikini
    yowillie
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    Spank and eat.

  46. Selena Gomez Leaked Photo Bikini
    The Voice of Reason
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    No mole on the tit and this girl has a bracelet on her arm…

    Nice fake though. She could even be hotter than Selena.

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