Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos on the table yesterday, so enjoy this mini smorgasbord which should bring us up to speed:
- Selena Gomez apparently took private photos of herself in Hawaii with Justin Bieber which should end well and proves there’s a secret training facility underneath Epcot where Mickey teaches incoming starlets how to photograph their bergina.
- Geri Halliwell in Italy.
- Eva Longoria in Spain.
- Michelle Hunzkier also in Spain, and is this woman ever not in a bikini? She’s a saint, is what I’m getting at.
- Gabrielle Reece in the only good shot from this set, so my apologies for the kid.
- Brandi Glanville in an outfit LeAnn Rimes will copy in 3.. 2.. 1..
- And Malin Akerman who I tried to choose the most flattering angle of because I’m a gentleman.
And now back to your regularly scheduled penis jokes.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Splash News, WENN
Hunziker FTW
Amen.
Yes. SF, feel free to keep posting Hunziger bikini pics ad infinitum.
not Selena Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cute body.
Shitty room for two mega stars. Couldn’t Justin spring for a nicer room? OR was this the only hotel that doesn’t check for ID?
Lame!
hmm that mole disappeared from selena’s right tit.. we sure it’s her?
What is it with celebs/girls(?) that they need to photograph themselves in the mirror all the time???
lindsay’s british twin from parent trap
“Tell Me What You Want What You Really Really Want!”
ummm….show us your tits?
Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn…..
If the wind blows you can hear it whistle.
No tit mole.
Not her.
Dear Santa.
I have been really good this year and I think I deserve this one special thing….
Its not even her. Her tit mole has disappeared.
NEXT
Jail Bait thats worth the cost of admission…
She’s 18…but don’t worry, you’ll still get thrown in jail for stalking her
If no mole on the tit, you must call bullshit.
pleas folks: DON’T LET THEM FOOL YA.
………………..AMERICANS ARE FAT & LAZY HUMANS!!
Ya we were lazy when we were saving the world in BOTH world wars…why is it if we are lazy, our damn economy carried the whole damn world for 30 years until clownshoe Obama decided that poor, lazy people that don’t work are more important than those that do work. There are plenty of us that work 2 extra jobs so our family can have nice stuff in this dwindling economy.
you guys and your lazy over-spending asses are the reason the world banking crisis happened….
Internet fight!!!1
How come when you click selenas name it goes back to the damn homepage?? I cant find the damn pics on the mobile site
…getting closer and closer to accessible to non-athletes and outside of Hollywooders…
As her hotness quotient goes down.
Is this a clothing-optional beach? Because it’s disappointing to see who among these three chose to go nude.
Those sunglasses are indisputable proof that Michelle Hunziker is banging Josh Hartnett.
Can someone please revoke her fame card? Sure, she’s “hot”, but that’s like saying Wonder white is “bread”. There’s nothing interesting or unique about her other than she’s the most basic form of hot there is. I would honestly rather see pictures of Juliette Lewis.
What must it be like to grow up around that level of hotness? I saw a woman in a white t-shirt swimming in a stream in Arizona once when I was 13 and I had to sit on a rock for 15 minutes.
Much better than yesterdays beached whales. Thank you superficial
No way that’s Selena. She wouldn’t be able to stand, after being torn apart by Bieber’s Canadian whale cock.
Thank God you’re not serious.
WTF is wrong with her face… looks like she’s about to eat your soul.
I don’t get the point of taking a picture of yourself in a bikini. Is it to give to your boyfriend? There’s really no point in that, since he will be spending the day with you in the bikini. Is it for yourself? If so, why? I just don’t understand.
i think that ur just jealous because no one wants a picture of you, so what if you send a picture to ur boyfriend its not like hes goin to send it around, and if he does you should have never trusted him
Why would I need to send photos of myself to someone I live with? And why would Selena send photos of herself to someone in an outfit that she is wearing while with him? This is bizarre logic.
That ass is impossible.
That is not Selena. The real one has a black mole on her left breast.
Damn she’s getting old. I’d help her accross the street and then bang her.
I’d take Brandi Glanville in a second
Can’t see pics on mobile website still!!! Fix this shit.
What the fuck is going on with her left leg as compared to her right?
Looks like double beds. Bieber was doing it 50′s style.
Why would she be staying in such a seedy looking hotel room?
This isn’t Selena.
And how do we receive these “personal” photos? They are carefully and strategically “leaked” to us. They and their agents play us like a fiddle.
We need to show a united front and hold out for the nudes guys
Amazing that someone who actually worked on her body, instead of paying for it, still looks this way after so long!
Gabby is awesome
Her ass appears to be hungry. For the benefit of everyone.
Tanner Mayes?
Even elves get cellulite.
This has been mostly terrifying.
I want to ejaculate inside of her…am i normal??
HAHAHAAHA!!! She is look like news paper. Ahh you crazy spammers.
she looks so ugly!!!!!!!!!
I can’t wait for Selena to get that Latina mustache, body hair , and facial bone techtonic transformation that turn most fence jumpers into old looking hags. Not all, but most.
” facial bone techtonics” I gotta use that!
Butter face…..but I’d still hit it two times.
I like to call this the ‘reverse blumpkin’; man receives oral while woman poops. In this example we can see our female model is already ‘crowning’.
Spank and eat.
No mole on the tit and this girl has a bracelet on her arm…
Nice fake though. She could even be hotter than Selena.
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