Celebrities still having babies

May 8th, 2006 // 21 Comments

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  1. Diana

    FIRST
    A miracle,
    and only because it’s not a Tom Cruise post.

    TCLTC

  2. Jennifer Juniper

    What number am I?

  3. Jennifer Juniper

    Oh, great, number two! Oh well, I have been called worse.

  4. Italian Stallion

    Wait, Adam Sandler had sex?

  5. BigJim

    No one gives a steaming Edna Bambrick shit about this story.

  6. Sandler’s referring to himself as the moron, right? Unless he’s calling his daughter “he.” Which, who knows.

  7. lawgrrl

    LMAO @ Zach Morris.

  8. CruisingForCock

    Zack Morris had his second child yesterday, daughter Ava Lorenn. When asked for comment he said, “Stop calling me Zach Morris. My name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you fucker.” [People]

    WELL DONE, SF GUY, WELL DONE.

  9. Fisher55

    when did adam sandler marry the grey’s anatomy chick?

  10. ImCurly

    B-I-G Daddy planted the “Demon” seed … you go white boy … another rich, funny Jew brought into Hollywood … Woooo Whoooo !!!!

  11. Jacq

    #9 – Only if Adam Sandler married a melted Ellen Pompeo with a horse face. They’re both pretty ugly, I’m not sure who should be insulted by that.

    I read somewhere that Zach’s grandfather was Milton Berle, can anyone confirm? Stupid question… like anyone’s reading this story anyway. I hope Kelly Kapowski-Morris and baby are doing well. At least he made out better than Screech, who I’m pretty sure is still a virgin. Damn you, Lisa Tuttle.

  12. waterranger

    i met screech (dustin diamond) at a bar in Calgary, and he was a jerk, and I was like ‘dude, why are you being a jerk? you’re screech’

  13. Pearly

    I love how all these “b-list” celebrity babies are lumped together. They’ll never be as poular as Africa Jolie-Pitt, poor dears.

  14. URalllosers

    Why are celebs still having kids? Can’t they just adopt like 12 and be good with that?

  15. Mario Lopez used to hang out in a bar I used to frequent in Vegas (Dylan’s) and totally cheese up the whole “I’m AC Slater” bullshit. We all laughed at him constantly. Slater can’t two-step but he can wear the fuck out of some Sasoons and sleeveless shirts. True story.

  16. Iambananas

    Love Adam SAndler! I can’t wait to see Click.

  17. “Jon Favreau’s rep has confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their third child.”

    Really? When is he due?

  18. bobbyboyboybob

    what the f***? who inspired her? F***in Ally McBeal?

  19. bobbyboyboybob

    what the f***? who inspired her? F***in Ally McBeal?

  20. bobbyboyboybob

    what the f***? who inspired her? F***in Ally McBeal?

  21. *~*maria*~*

    ok…

    wtf man i think her shoes are the only thing keepin her from bein blown away by the wind.

    i like the last pic the girl was liq ok wat da hell just passed me?

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