“No, no, no. The correct procedure is hands at 10 and 2, then think about shoes.”
While Anne Hathaway spent last night defending the Catwoman costume which apparently does 9/10ths more shit than we even realize (I’m going to read that as, “Comes armed with full-frontal flaps.”), footage leaked of her stunt double accidentally crashing the Batpod into an expensive-as-all-hell IMAX camera during a stunt sequence on Friday. But fact-based jokes about women drivers aside, that thing takes insane training to operate, so I can say with full confidence that I would’ve tumbled down both flights after convincing myself I’d make it to the freeway before anyone even knew I was gone. I’m talking, first step, followed immediately by, “Hey, this guy’s trapped underneath pissing himself. And crying, add crying.”
NOTE: The footage below is pretty much spoiler-free unless you’ve somehow managed to avoid the fact that this movie has a Catwoman, Batpod and stairs. MURDER STAIRS. I’m kidding, they’re just Batman’s new sidekick.