Just in case you had any doubts that Catherine Zeta-Jones is 100% ridiculous, the Daily Mail reports she regularly ships in $400 caviar and then washes her hair with it.
The Beluga caviar is apparently flown in from Iran five days ahead of her treatments at a beauty salon in South Kensington. “Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair,” said a source. “She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy.”
Miss Zeta-Jones’s hair is washed with a truffle-based shampoo, then smeared with the caviar, which is combed through and left to set.
$400 caviar for your hair is just a really really wise investment. Because before the caviar her hair looks like regular old hair, but then after the caviar it looks like, uh, regular old hair that smells like caviar. I wonder how Michael Douglas feels when Catherine Zeta-Jones puts on her solid gold pajamas and climbs into bed. I guess he’s already asleep since, you know, dead pandas are so comfortable.
Jimbo | July 9, 2007 at 12:51 pm
muthafuckin FRIST!
Jillblondie | July 9, 2007 at 12:53 pm
LOL
Go JIMBO!!!
paeton | July 9, 2007 at 12:53 pm
yessss
Dunno | July 9, 2007 at 12:54 pm
^ Loser
Zach Braff | July 9, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Mandy Moore would definitely eat it instead.
David N. Scott | July 9, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Sadlly, given that she pulls down tens of millions for making a movie, it probably is a pretty good investment.
Mandy Moore | July 9, 2007 at 12:56 pm
A truffle-based shampoo AND caviar??? Now I know why I tried to bite Catherine’s head when we first met.
amber | July 9, 2007 at 12:58 pm
fucking disgusted
ApacheRose | July 9, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Michael Douglas probably thanks god every damn day she doesn’t leave his old, decrepit ass.
norton | July 9, 2007 at 1:07 pm
This bitch is the epitome of “douche-bag”. I believe after she and Mikie Dougl-ASS won their photography case she uttered to the surrounding media “I know a million dollars sounds like a lot to you people, but really it’s not that much at all… (to cunts like me because I’m a gold digging whore).” Ever wonder why this douche and her husband moved to the Bahamas? Income tax evasion, that’s why.
Reminder | July 9, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Mandy Moore is fat.
Chauncey Gardner | July 9, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Can you imagine what this bitch smells like after she does that crazy shit? Just thinking about her with a bunch of dead baby fish in her hair is making me nauseous. Crazy bitch.
aprilmax | July 9, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Well to be fair to CZJ, she does donate the leftover caviar to a homeless shelter.
p.s. Effing ridiculous! How could you sleep at night knowing people in the world are starving to death, and you mop the greasies out of your hair with hundreds of dollars worth of imported fish eggs. Stupid woman!
kdm773 | July 9, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I wonder if she knows about this terrific new treatment available in China. All she has to do is eat some special dumplings (they can be a tad crunchy). Someone should really let her know.
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 1:37 pm
It might be ok if there was any use for her to begin with.
“Hi, I’m Micheal Douglas, I’m married to Catherine Zeta-Jones! Wanna have sex with me?”
Xanthia | July 9, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Finally! Her hair and her acting BOTH stink!
lambman | July 9, 2007 at 1:42 pm
She’s over-the-top glamorous, sophisticated and insanely beautiful. I love celebs like this, I’d much rather a famous Oscar winning actress spend rediculous ammounts of money on hair products than say take drugs, become annorexic, addopt a bunch of random kids and constantly talk about how much more she does for the world than everybody else.
CoquetteBean | July 9, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I fully agree with 17- she’s gorgeous, glamourous, and had to overcome a lot in the beginning of her career to get where she is. I’m not saying the story isn’t true, and it DOES sound a touch extravagent, but when you’ve got a gorgeous appearance like hers, it requires a lot of upkeep. It sure beats the hell out of all the lipo/facelifts/whatever she could be doing- she’s finding a way to maintain her natural beauty.
jrzmommy | July 9, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Yes, I’ll take People with Just Too Goddammed Much Money for $100, Alex.
Kamihi | July 9, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I so hope this is not true.
Al Gore | July 9, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Doesn’t she know that each time she has caviar shipped to her as hair treatment, precious energy resources are wasted and Mandy Moore gains another 3 lbs?
Rug Muncher | July 9, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Finally! The drapes match the carpet…
P.U.
Rosie's Mustach | July 9, 2007 at 2:30 pm
She is definitely a witch no question about it, boy I wish we could send her back in time, she’d get just what she deserves in a little town called Salem. Oh these greedy fucking whore celebrities, what a psycho. I bet she’d smear ground up dead virgins on her body if it made her skin look fresher.
Do you know how many starving orphans you could feed with all that wasted caviar? Well not many cause kids don’t really like caviar but you could force feed a lot of them. “Starving orphans can’t be choosers now eat your caviar quickly or the giant dark haired beast woman will come and take it away and mash it into her vile whore hair.”
“Oh my pretty little dead fish eggs you’re gonna make Momma’s hair so beautiful”
Cause she’s such a pretentious bitch she probably sells the hair filled used up caviar on eBay. “People love me. The extra hair is a little bit of moi for the peasants”. You wouldn’t have to floss after that meal.
Rosie's Mustach | July 9, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Boy when they say women smell like fish they aren’t kidding.
They sell caviar tubes (looks like toothpaste at Ikea) all someone has to do is buy a bunch and sell it for 20 times as much to riche stupid women.
Cavihair “Ladies you’ll love it’s farmiliar smell”
If she smells like fish it might be her hair so to a wif and then lick her down there.
If crazy Zeta is okay with her hair smelling like caviar her gaping poon stink must smell like whale guts.
Rosie's Mustach | July 9, 2007 at 2:44 pm
*stupid rich women
*If she smells like fish it might be her hair so take a wif and then lick her down there
rebecca | July 9, 2007 at 2:45 pm
dude the ‘dead pandas’ comment was just mean and totally bad taste.
rebecca | July 9, 2007 at 2:53 pm
speaking of totally bad taste – i don’t know if my brother ate asparagus, or mackeral, or something, but dude, last night his cum tasted awful!
no reservations | July 9, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Taking all of that caviar is bad for the environment. Where’s Al Gore?
kix | July 9, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I really hope this story isn’t true, but if it is there is a special place in hell for CZJ.
Roberta Shugs | July 9, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I do like Catherin’s natural look and feminine shirt, but I do NOT think Jesis wants us to be flying into Iran during wartime!!!!
Blessings,
Roberta Shugs
LL | July 9, 2007 at 3:55 pm
K, I’m officially appalled by this blatant and ridiculous show of conspicuous consumption. On the other hand, her hair is effing gorgeous, so it’s kinda hard to argue with success. And caviar sucks anyway, so other than the use of fossil fuels in shipment, she’s not using up a precious natural resource. She could bathe in the shit every day for all I care. Plus, she has to sleep with Michael Douglas, so it’s all even. If caviar for her hair is what she requires, then so be it.
Play Doctor | July 9, 2007 at 4:13 pm
My wife’s hair looks exactly like hers,(nice and long) except fuller and shinier (plus my lady has a way better body and much more beautiful face than this old lady). My wife She can wear it straight or wavy with very little effort. She has NEVER used any expensive bullshit for it either. If this smelly skank needs caviar to make her hair look good than I pity her. Also don’t be all surprised by this, celebs are greedy, selfish morons who can’t look good without personal trainers, plastic surgery, designer atttire and expensive potions and treatments. FREAKS.
Play Doctor | July 9, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Bah forgot to spell check.
I Don’t have a publicist to write shit for me.
Sauron | July 9, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Why do younger and beautiful girls always like older men? I’ve experience with this phenomenon
because i’m tens of thousands of years old.I can prove this because i did put this on paper before and even signed it myself.
MeatSack | July 9, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Overexposed, I swear she’s a vampire.
DantheMan | July 9, 2007 at 5:07 pm
If people don’t like Catherine the Great using $400 worth of caviar to make her hair shiny, then I say:
LET THEM SHAMPOO WITH CAKE!
Y’know, she would be one of the very first to lose her head during a Second French Revolution. Not that I’m advocating her decapitation, I’m just sayin’…..
Kate | July 9, 2007 at 5:23 pm
What’s the big deal? My car has seats made out of California Condors. My new leather jacket? Baby manatees. Totally waterproof!!
Kate | July 9, 2007 at 5:24 pm
OH- and I’ll be eating an American Bald Eagle sandwich for dinner with a side of roasted grey wolf.
Yum. Chipotle flavored.
Hayley | July 9, 2007 at 5:27 pm
I think it would be more realistic to say that she is in fact using something like Alterna Haircare Products. They have an awesome variety of full of caviar and truffles. I know Allure Beauty Supply in Vancouver,BC sells it!! The products are awesome!!!
LL | July 9, 2007 at 6:04 pm
RE “Why do younger and beautiful girls always like older men?”
Answer: Money.
RE Posted by Kate – What’s the big deal? My car has seats made out of California Condors. My new leather jacket? Baby manatees. Totally waterproof!! OH- and I’ll be eating an American Bald Eagle sandwich for dinner with a side of roasted grey wolf. Yum. Chipotle flavored.
You are cracking my shit up. I was gonna make up some shit about having a bedspread made out of kittens and drinking baby’s blood to stay young, but yours is better.
Caminador | July 9, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Play Doctor, you’re a liar, and even if not, you’re pathetic for writing a paragraph about how hot your wife is on this board. You’re going by the handle “Play Doctor” for Christ’s sake. No one knows who you are.
If caviar were somewhat endangered, or magnificent and beautiful like a panda, this would piss me off. But I just don’t care. People waste much more money on much dumber shit. For example, go to a strip club and watch the sad guy in the corner spend $500 on lap dances. And in my mind, paying anything for blue balls is the worst spend possible.
“Let them Shampoo with Cake” – nice one.
joflo | July 9, 2007 at 6:39 pm
even if he were awake, michael douglass would be too blind to understand she was wearing gold pajamas. he’d probably think he received an oscar and then tell the butler to put her on the mantel.
Shnookybush | July 9, 2007 at 6:53 pm
What’s with the censoring dammit? I SHALL NOT BE CENSORED!
krazihottkelli | July 9, 2007 at 7:05 pm
zhe iz old and Michael
Douglaz iz old, they both
would have gray hair if they
didn’t color it…they dezerve it..
zhe however, iz wasting money
like that on her hair…that
zelfouz bitch needz to donate
to the poor inztead of acting
like zhez zome fucking Queen
that dezervez thoze hair treatmentz..
I HATE THIZ BITCH…
Hollywood Agent | July 9, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I heard that if a bird poops on the top of your head, it is very lucky too. I wouldn’t be surprised if she starts to fly pigeons in from Brazil once a month to poop on her too.
Their marriage must be really boring if she has nothing better to do than think about what type of wacky ingredients she can put on her hair. I have a wake-up call for her -all hair, except at the root, is dead and that is why when we cut it it doesn’t cry. I feel sorry for her hair. I think it must be screaming posthumously to get this treatment crap off of it.
I almost forgot — She is also a HOMEWRECKER SLUT !!!!!!
I'd still sniff it | July 9, 2007 at 7:44 pm
This is the crazy bitch that gets her bunghole bleached? She nuttier than a fruitcake
Lexoka | July 9, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Well, she can probably afford it. And if it works — or even just makes her happy — then it’s a good investment.
choocher | July 9, 2007 at 9:39 pm
You guys are so gullible. The caviar’s just a canard to justify the team of Iranian deliverymen who provide the real hair treatment. All the sesame oil from the cous cous and hummus makes their hate paste the true ultra-conditioner [your mom told me, that's how I know]. Plus the caviar ruse explains the smell. Mike’s savvy enough to know his tired old doggy water barely leaves a scent.
d. sanchez | July 9, 2007 at 9:48 pm
my roommate asks:
“so, does that mean she eats pantene pro v?”
HeavenScent | July 9, 2007 at 10:04 pm
CZJ no matter what you slather on that head full of extensions, you are still come off as a spoiled, gold digging frizzy haired smarmy Swanzea girl who was almost killed by Mikey old man Douglass’ stalker…I once read she also uses beer too to make her hair shiny or something….
#14 is that a reference to The Three Extremes Dumplings?! that movie was sick! lol