Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to leave Michael Douglas TODAY

November 10th, 2008 // 279 Comments

Here are shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 4th Annual “A Fine Romance” benefit Saturday night, and she has to be the hottest old lady on the planet. Okay, so she’s only 39; I think my statement speaks for itself. (Read: I want to play nude Bingo with her.) Anyway, she really needs to ditch Michael Douglas before she hits “the change,” and he strokes out watching Matlock. The guy can’t be that rich for her to be holding out. Even Hugh Hefner’s women are leaving him, and he’s roughly the same age as Mike Douglas. In fact, didn’t they fight in that war together? Which one was it… Oh, right: The Crusades.

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  1. It’s right here, but I drank half of it, sorry..

  2. FRIST where is my drink??

  3. FRIST, how did you get the homo troll today?? I thought they were all in West Hollywood protesting..

  4. LOL….no my troll and his egos are all Mike. I call him TRIKE. He is just mad I won’t email his sick-fuck ass….

  5. Me 2

    Ok, first of all, I love when people go out of their way to talk shit about how wrinkly and disgusting anyone over the age of 25 is. Personally, I make a point to only say nice things about aging celebrities because I think that, as long as I continue to do this, God will be obligated to make me attractive in middle age. And if I’m right, then hopefully he will also make people like @14 and @32 disproportionately unattractive. Perhaps, you’re middle-aged already and you’re jealous because you look nothing like this.

    Catherine Zeta-Jones looks awesome. I always thought that the most beautiful actress was a toss-up between her and Nicole Kidman and I still do. There aren’t many classic beauties anymore. I guess the next closest contender is Jessica Alba.

  6. Kahlee

    #26 hahahaha loser. And what wonderful qualities are you bringing to the table then?

  7. hendero

    Catherine Zeta
    Had a pita
    Michael’s old
    I’d love to eat her

  8. my comment

    She does look good.

    What skin, what a smile.

    But everything about her screams ‘total bitch.’

  9. The New Frist!!! (this one's attractive)

    This bitch washes her ugly black hair in caviar! Dumb rich wasteful cunt.
    I hate black hair. It seems so…animalistic.

  10. ssk

    Old lady?
    By all of your standards, all women should just throw themselves off a cliff after the age of 18.

  11. yleine

    I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it!

  12. mafme


    I’m glad that your account was highjacked. I was afraid that you had some hidden, latent hatred that exploded here recently.

    Anyway, it’s nice to see Salma and CZJ all in the same day. I was just wondering what they were up to. Glad to see they’re both smokin’.

  13. Ted from LA

    I agree. I can’t wait to see what #64 writes either.

  14. Ted from LA

    64th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuckin’ aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the greatest numerology moment of my life!!!!!!!!!!! Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Catherine Zeta Jones is absolutely beautiful. I’m glad her marriage is working out. But you are right, she is truly lovely. :)

  16. you gotta be kidding


    Your point about CZJ and NK– I totally agree.

    Then you had to ruin it by including Jessica Alba.

  17. kiss

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  18. sapphire eyes

    CZJ might be pretty on the outside, but she’s ugly on the inside.

    She mentioned something about having “wasted” $3 million dollars” or some such shit on something that “disappointed” her.

    Her quote was “Well, I guess it may seem like a lot of money to some people, but it’s not a big deal to us” assuming she meant her creepy old man husband.

    Ungracious, demeaning, spoiled and stupid. I hope karma kicks her in the face and cracks the Botox right out of it.

    Too bad Hugh Jackman had to stand next to her and breathe the same polluted air.

  19. be sure: I’M THERE!!

  20. What has she done to herself? Bog standard Hollywood Lollpop shape, botoxed frozen face, smug expression and a nasty conceited attitude to top it all off. YUK! What’s next on her agenda….a book explaining how to bag a mega rich has been actor and get rich quick.

  21. Philip Reid

    CATHERINE ZETA JONES SHOULD BE WONDER WOMAN!! She’s a good actress and she’s hot. She has the Amazon warrior Princess exotic beauty and is fairly tall. If not her then some no name, up and coming .

  22. Cat Z Jones should be my wife, and all her money should be mine.

  23. Beastie Boys

    Boomin’ granny!

    Good and plenty!

  24. meh

    Am I the only one who thinks she is unattractive???!!! I mean, age aside, she is NOT pretty. bad skin, pig nose and thin lips have never been pretty in my book

  25. I agree with you….all that money and she isn’t all that…..

  26. Catherine's Hand

    Anybody notice that in pic 11, I am on Hugh’s ass?

  27. GARomeroFan

    The hell with Catherine – Zeta Jones……….Michael Douglas is awesome.
    Did you ever see Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile……….That man made me turn to butter from then on.
    If you guys convince her to leave him – Give him my email address…..PLEASE!!

  28. Holy crap.. Catherine is way hot. One of the classic beauties in hollywood. SUPER! best workout videos

  29. Standing next to that fossil Douglass would make anyone look hot. I think that’s why she stays married to him.

  30. Am I the only one who thinks she is unattractive???!!! I mean, age aside, she is NOT pretty. bad skin, pig nose and thin lips have never been pretty in my book


  31. I agree. I can’t wait to see what #64 writes either.

  32. She looks fantastic!

  33. Stretch Marks

    but why she left the micheal………..
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  34. but why she left the micheal………..

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  36. She mentioned something about having “wasted” $3 million dollars” or some such shit on something that “disappointed” her.

  37. I used to be madly in love with that girl Micheael is an extremely lucky man

  38. Catherine Zeta Jones is just such an astoundingly beautiful woman. I remember first seeing her in the UK television serie ‘The Darling Buds of May’. It truly is a wonder how she ever fell in love with Michael Douglas. She could have had anyone. Perhaps he is just a good man.

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  41. Amazing she is still sexy as ever

  42. lovely Catherine :D

  43. She is a beautiful woman. And a great actress, I love her movies

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  45. You kidding me? This woman is gorgeous and was great in Zorro. They need to make another one, actually. =)

  46. she so beautiful but why she leaves …

  47. wow that’s one hell of a milf!!

  48. She is hot! Her face is amazing, her body, her voice is sexy.

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