Here are shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 4th Annual “A Fine Romance” benefit Saturday night, and she has to be the hottest old lady on the planet. Okay, so she’s only 39; I think my statement speaks for itself. (Read: I want to play nude Bingo with her.) Anyway, she really needs to ditch Michael Douglas before she hits “the change,” and he strokes out watching Matlock. The guy can’t be that rich for her to be holding out. Even Hugh Hefner’s women are leaving him, and he’s roughly the same age as Mike Douglas. In fact, didn’t they fight in that war together? Which one was it… Oh, right: The Crusades.
NOTE: Wolverine knows what’s up.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Randal | November 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Wow!
Just look at yourself Catherine! You’re a splash of color and warmth made by a perfect paint brush! The diamond sequence style pulls the eye toward you like a magnet to a fridge and your hair style only helps to accent those perfect painted lines.
Randal
samara | November 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Yay Catherine! She’s looking good.
Dan | November 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
1st ! ! ! ! ! ! \o/
Sport | November 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Nice career move Zeta. Look at her gazing at Hugh wishing she wasnt a gold digging no talent actress.
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Yeah, me and Catherine, we’re like identical twins..
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | November 10, 2008 at 4:05 pm
As soon as she leaves zeta status, she’ll be available for everyone
daharia | November 10, 2008 at 4:09 pm
maybe.. she loves him?
might be shocking for all of you i know..
its not like she hasn’t got her own money anyway
simplicity | November 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm
she’s really only 39??
she seems older
like mid 40′s
ChuckleHead | November 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I heard Catherine Zeta-Jones left Michael Douglas YESTERDAY.
Gordon Gecko | November 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I got news for you Fish…her bags are already packed and she’s got one foot out the door.
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Of course she has her own money. She was in the Terminal. I loved that movie, but only because of Tom Hanks..
havoc | November 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Classic beauty for sure.
I’d give her a classic pounding too….
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morga | November 10, 2008 at 4:16 pm
t simplicity – nope, she’s only 39….she was only 28 when she was in Zorro, so maybe it just seems like she’s been around longer? She does look older, though not in a bad way.
ph7 | November 10, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Pretty, but OLD.
May be attractive to a 60 year old man, but let’s face it – she’s falling apart and sagging everywhere. She’s in a fierce struggle against the great equalizer, and she’s gonna lose…
James | November 10, 2008 at 4:21 pm
She’s always looked older than she is. I’ve always thought she has a granite-face look, the type of thing lots of people call beauty but seems cold to me. It’s very easy to imagine her as an angry mom, yelling at her kids (“No wire hangers, EVAR!”). She’s been faithful to Michael Douglas because she’s an old-school movie starlet: only money and power make her wet.
the only non-gay male commenter here | November 10, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’d rather fuck a girl with an average face and a beautiful 18-year-old body.
ummm...yeah | November 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm
You motherfuckers are crazy, that bitch looks good enough to eat! YUMMM!!
Monty | November 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm
@14 – sagging everywhere??? Exactly where in these pictures do you see even a LITTLE sag? Point it out, please.
Rough Daddy | November 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Who are these photographers taking pics of starlet without make up? what a dis-service! ruinning fantasies everywhere!!!
Beth | November 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Pretty soon she’ll be putting some collagen in that old-lady-thin upper lip. The cake of makeup can’t hide that. Kudos to the team of designers – engineering, not fashion – who realized they could imbed a lattice of high tensile strength alloy fibers in that dress, as long as they made it into an eye-catching external design instead of trying to hide it. When she took off the dress there must have been quite a pent-up flabalanche of hot water bottle boobs, stretch marks, and gunt.
Tired | November 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm
It’s amazing how many times your editorial comments remind me of what a loser you must truly be. The comments of many of the other losers rank right up there with you, however.
Andy | November 10, 2008 at 4:33 pm
So…has the world’s supply of Botox been replenished yet?
Cynthia | November 10, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Hi Catherine!!! (#21)
JungleRed | November 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Standing next to that fossil Douglass would make anyone look hot. I think that’s why she stays married to him.
Wendy | November 10, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I agree, we shouldn’t make fun of CZJ. She’s a beautiful, down-to-earth, talented actress and dedicated mother. It doesn’t matter one bit that she married a fallen-ass geezer for his $$$$$$$$$$$$ or that she washes her hair with truffles and liquidized Beluga caviar from Iran. Seriously, who here DOESN’T do that every day?
Jim | November 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“I’d rather fuck a girl with an average face and a beautiful 18-year-old body”
-Truer words were never spoken, #16.
A pretty face on an old body is just sad and depressing. A average face on an tight, rocking 18 year old body, however, is heavenly bliss.
SevanSins | November 10, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Her dress is giving me an epileptic seizure.
Oh God, I’m starting to taste pennies…..
Erik | November 10, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I love Catherine Zeta Jones! Who wouldn’t want to lick a pussy that’s been exploded twice during childbirth and has had 20+ years of yeast infections?
Jack | November 10, 2008 at 4:47 pm
@26 – good luck with finding an 18 year old that is tight these days.
Rough Daddy | November 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm
-Please my last comment from Desise Richards thread and apply here!
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm
#30 RD, ummmmm…..huh?
Bob | November 10, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Look, we’re not her husband. We don’t have to pretend that this aging wife/mom is still hot, all the while stealing glances at the barely dressed teen girls walking around these days, for later “review” in the safety of a locked bathroom…or for re-imagining when expected to maintain an erection in the marital bed. Yes, wives, that’s what we do. Just stfu and be glad that we’re not cheating…yet. That new girl in Accounting has an ass so firm you could crack an egg on it…
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Shut up Bob..
Sexy | November 10, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Catherine is one sexy woman!
nobody | November 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm
She looks liek she’s grabbing Jackman’s ass while they both laugh about it in that before last pic…
Rough Daddy | November 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Squeze in the word “use” between please and my,,,,Hey frist? let me see a pic of you without make up…
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Oooops, I meant trike
Vince | November 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm
She wears girdles. I don’t fuck chicks who have to wear girdles. It’s a simple rule that takes care of both fatties and old hags. If somebody made a girdle with anthrax in it, they should win the Nobel prize.
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Oh, RD, you know I’m just as beautiful with or without makeup. And when I wake up in the morning I am breathtaking.
kitty | November 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm
her hand doesn’t seem to be aging as well as the rest of her..
numerology | November 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm
#16 & #32 = TRUTH.
can’t wait to see what #64 writes.
Rough Daddy | November 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Ofcourse!
Rough Daddy | November 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I knew you wouldnt look like a lighter don king in the morning…
Dr. Phil | November 10, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Yes, waking up next to Frist, sober and in full daylight, is breathtaking for the guy (see symptom #4):
Panic Attacks:
1. Palpitations, pounding heart, or accelerated heart rate
2. Sweating
3. Trembling or shaking
4. Sensations of shortness of breath or smothering
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 5:10 pm
You know, Trike, at some point you may hurt my feelings. I’m not at my best right now. Drag me down some more please.
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 5:10 pm
You know, Trike, at some point you may hurt my feelings. I’m not at my best right now. Drag me down some more please.
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I gotta go now.
Dr. Phil | November 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Sorry, I meant to say that only happens on the wedding day.
Jimbo | November 10, 2008 at 5:19 pm
FRIST, where is my drink?
THE REAL FRIST!!! | November 10, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Jimbo it’s IN YOUR DAD’S COCK just like always.