Catherine Zeta Jones Sues Topless Club

20041026_zetajones.jpgCatherine Zeta Jones is pissed because a strip club in Nevada is using her picture in their advertisements and flyers and stuff. I understand why she might be upset over something like that, but shouldn’t she be more upset that she’s married to Michael Douglas? If I had to come home to that ugly mug every night and engage in sexual acts, I don’t think I’d have the mental capacity to continue caring about anything else in the world, let alone a stupid strip club.

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