Catherine Zeta-Jones’ still got it and other news

- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater]

- Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I’ve seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen want to name their unborn son Gabriel. [Just Jared]

- Jesus Luz is still bound by Madonna’s sorcery. Seek holy water, son. Holy water! [PopSugar]

- Linda Hogan continues banging that Charley Hill kid but has finally found the decency to make him look like a 38 year old bartender at Applebee’s. [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf is a Wall Street broker who plays by his own rules. Except for helmet laws which he apparently obeys at the expense of his badass mystique. [Splash News]

- Burt Reynolds was in rehab for an addiction to awesome. And, okay, pain pills. [Wonderwall]

Photos: Splash News