Catherine Zeta-Jones still hot but married to that old guy

October 22nd, 2007 // 73 Comments
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Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas attended the benefit for the Motion Picture and Television Fund at Sony Studios over the weekend. It should be a crime for a woman that good looking to date a dude that old. I mean, yeah, he’ll probably die soon. (Keeping my fingers crossed for tomorrow.) But Grandpa here should let young bucks like me have a chance. Maybe, instead of feeding you oatmeal and watching the History channel, Catherine would like to feel pecs that were chiseled from marble by Zeus himself. Sure, maybe he was a bit overzealous and gave me an extra nipple or four, but just feel those pectoral muscles. You can’t? Too many nips? Goddammit, Zeus.

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  1. gerard Vandenberg

    ……BE PATIENT PLEASE. This man is in his last period of his life on this PLANET. After that time: SHE’S FREE AGAIN!!

  2. jrzmommy

    Momma always said, get one with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel….and make sure they got a fat bank account.

  3. weekiwachee

    #27: they’re fake

    You can also tell the face lift.

  4. surgery

    Look at the side of his face near his ear. You can see how surgery has pulled the skin so tight. It’s disgusting.

  5. Naire

    SHE ‘S TRASHY
    …A HUSBAND STEALINGSLUT
    HE’S A JOKE
    …A STUPID OLD MAN

  6. Meeka

    Them ugly man hands are great for Gold diggin

  7. lola girl

    Love doesnt discriminate against age….they fell in love and the age difference is just the physical body anyway..so what…Michael Douglas is a great guy, great actor, smart, a great husband & father..so why would she NOT fall in love with him… its difficult to find a great man so age should be the furthest thing from a woman’s mind when looking for true love……and, why are people so quick to judge instead of accepting 2 people in love with each other. GEEZE

  8. joe Fonebone

    tut- tut. Should read “Catherine Zeta-Jones hot but still married to that old guy”

  9. 48. D. RIchards – October 22, 2007 11:33 PM

    I can’t fathom the look of sex on Douglas’s face. Michael is fucking his child. Isn’t he almost forty years older than she is? I think so. He’s nearing eighty. I’m amazed for Big Doug; he was able to achieve erection. Heil Viagra.

    Yes, but he is a H.S.M. (high status male). He can fuck anyone, he can fuck a greased walrus under sodium lights in a Pope-mobile in front of a funeral procession if he wants.

    His knob-swallowing, superfluously-fleshy companions (and I’m not talking bout bedbugs here) are beside the point.

    Listen to the children, they’ve been traumatized by the pounding of wrinkles.

  10. Dick Richards

    You just said a mouthful. What was your point? I just read that Douglas is actually Zeta’s mother’s father’s stepson. Go figure. Literally.

  11. Catfan

    There she is my favorite actress! it’s about time they posted something on her. I do think Michael is nice looking for his age, he looks very distinguishd.

  12. Ash

    I just can’t get inside the mind of a golddigger.
    Im a hottie and have turned down many YOUNG cute rich guys just because I didnt like their personalities.

    I dont get how money is so important to some women.

    An old cheating man ? Just for status and moneY?
    Id rather off myself.

  13. Mike

    Hey, Don’t underestimate the old guy, Snow on the roof doesn’t mean the furnace is out, and Kirk is old enough to have been brought up when you treated women with respect. Something most younger guys don’t know anything about. Just my 2 cents

  14. Hope I hold up better than him. Wish me luck.

    He’s younger than Harrison Ford!! Like 2 years older than Arnold!!

    She has some scars on her neck you don’t see very much.

    Here’s that and more…
    http://www.skinema.com/Act2Scars.html

    Or click name.

  15. blaaa

    the guy’s gotta have something for her to stick to him… something biggg… maybe in his pants… :-S

  16. Vonni

    I wonder what the sex is like…

  17. Gloria

    she looks like a flower in this green dress. pretty. but she has aaccount on a dating site called sugarcupid.com , maybe she is lonely.

  18. Yo mum

    I would love to fuck her and make her moan she is so fucking beautiful looking how hot is while im in deep ohhhhh and that old bastard look at his face his falling! Apart his dick must be all discoloured

  19. aj

    ALL U HATERS NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE , AND STOP CALLING HER A GOLD DIGGER. JUST LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE GET A FUCKING LIFE , HER PERSONAL LIFE IS REALLY NONE OF UR FUCKING BUSINESS , SHE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT U HATERS WANT TO SAY AND IF SHE WAS REALLY A GOLD DIGGER SHE WOULD HAVE DONE WHAT HUGH HEFNER’S GIRLFRIENDS DO STAY WITH HIM FOR MAX 4 OR SO YEARS AND WHEN THEY GET MONEY OR ASSETS LEAVE HIM, CATHERINE HAS BEEN WITH HER HUSBAND FOR A LONGER TIME THAN THAT SO ALLOW HER TO SORT OUT HER OWN PERSONAL LIFE , YOU CAN MAKE UR HATEFUL, DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS BUT IN TRUTH AND IN FACT SHE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT UR OPINIONS .AND THOSE WHO R WONDER WHAT HER SEX LIFE IS LIKE , KEEP ON WONDERING CAUSE U WILL NEVER KNOW U CAN ONLY KEEP ON GUESSING AND FOR THOSE PATHETIC BASTARDS WHO ARE DREAMING OF FUCKING HER KEEP ON FUCKING DREAMING. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HERE . KEEP ON ROCKING CATHERINE ZETA JONES.

  20. TALS

    ……..For a start she was a millionair before she met MICHAEL and one of his famous comments to her on their first date was “i want to be the father of your children”
    ……….so the prospect of conjoining the DOUGLAS and ZETA-JONES line DNA might have been very attractive to such a beautiful and child bearing age woman as herself
    …………….(she has always had her choice of men in uk and us)
    ………her mum won a lot of money in a lottery in england when she was young so she has not wanted for much in life although the family came from humble beginngs
    …………….although i have never enjoyed MICHAEL DOUGLAS acting and have steered clear of his movies i congratulate him on an excellent choice of mother for their children
    ………….happiness to both

  21. rachel mai

    Sorry, there was thing about baby elephants being abused on the right hand side of your page. I could not concentrate and am now in shock from which I may take a long time to recover.

    If I ever do.

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