Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas attended the benefit for the Motion Picture and Television Fund at Sony Studios over the weekend. It should be a crime for a woman that good looking to date a dude that old. I mean, yeah, he’ll probably die soon. (Keeping my fingers crossed for tomorrow.) But Grandpa here should let young bucks like me have a chance. Maybe, instead of feeding you oatmeal and watching the History channel, Catherine would like to feel pecs that were chiseled from marble by Zeus himself. Sure, maybe he was a bit overzealous and gave me an extra nipple or four, but just feel those pectoral muscles. You can’t? Too many nips? Goddammit, Zeus.
Photos: Getty Images
Biggerthangod | October 22, 2007 at 5:12 pm
frist..and i really don’t care about that old dude and that welsh bitch..
boooyaaa
first | October 22, 2007 at 5:12 pm
FIRST
skeleton raper | October 22, 2007 at 5:13 pm
i’m not saying she’s a gold gigger but………
skeleton raper | October 22, 2007 at 5:15 pm
fuck it. she’s a gold digger. she’s not letting the crypt keeper dig out her vag every night for love.
Aura | October 22, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Slow day…. I AM BORED with all these lame-ass posts
PunkA | October 22, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Zeta-j is no gold digger. She has her coin. That T-Mobile deal she had was the highest celeb endorsement deal ever at $10 mill per year. So she is flush. I just wonder why she is in love with Mr. Wrinkles. The dude needs to invent an iron for his skin, or soon he will hang more than a bassett hound.
stephanie | October 22, 2007 at 5:19 pm
She is the most beautiful woman on the planet, IMO. Utter goddesshood right there.
p911gt10c | October 22, 2007 at 5:19 pm
who cares what she’s doin, just have her bend over Entrapment style one more time.
Oh, and #1 and 2, you’re both losers.
smfsdfd | October 22, 2007 at 5:19 pm
The humiliation she must feel everyday that she has to look at his dirty Depends in the bathroom trash can next to her makeup and shit. But then again … Gold Digging has no boundaries.
Star Fantasies | October 22, 2007 at 5:21 pm
If you mix Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kim Kardashian together, this is what you get.
NOT over the hill | October 22, 2007 at 5:22 pm
She’s your mom and he’s your grandfather. “Hot” left town for these two many, many years ago.
me | October 22, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Old men know how to do it better.
Cany | October 22, 2007 at 5:23 pm
What does this have to do with BRITNEY??????
veggi | October 22, 2007 at 5:25 pm
She practices blowjobs by licking a turtle’s neck.
bob | October 22, 2007 at 5:25 pm
i bet her pussy is juicy and taste awesome
Auntie Kryst | October 22, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Now she is a good looking brunette. About goddamn time for a new post.
Celebrity Spy | October 22, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I don’t know how she does it. Remember when Star published this picture of him from their honeymoon?
PunkA | October 22, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Somehow, I get the feeling that she is a real bitch. Her role in American Sweethearts was typecasting, not acting. She just has an agry side to her that scares me.
the real veggi doesnt go here anymore | October 22, 2007 at 5:31 pm
suck it 14- the name is yours.
Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Dad???
veggi troll | October 22, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Another one bites the dust! Haha, weak motherfucker!
Kevin S | October 22, 2007 at 5:34 pm
She wants me.. or so I’ve heard
Bigheadmike | October 22, 2007 at 5:34 pm
I think sleeping Michael Douglas ruined her for me.
Nancy | October 22, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I read that he forced her to give his dad “once last roll” after his major stroke, but after 20 minutes of flopping around and drooling a few inches away from her pussy, he gave up and then left skid marks as he tried to scoot off the bed.
kpol | October 22, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I hear Mike and Catherine still have great sex. Mike pops 2 Viagra and puts a little Poligrip where they used to use KY.
Phaimus | October 22, 2007 at 5:47 pm
lucky bastard
PHIL | October 22, 2007 at 5:55 pm
she can keep any old guy hard. nice boobs
Biondo | October 22, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Catherine has said that she learned to live with the occasional “accidents” he tends to have during orgasm.
Cindy | October 22, 2007 at 5:57 pm
He has this one liver spot, right at the tip of his penis, that she just loves to lick. I think that’s so romantic!
Traciann | October 22, 2007 at 6:00 pm
She’s thickened up a lot since her younger days (when she was hot). Both in her body and her face. It’s amazing people still think she’s sexy. She’s mom with much better cheekbones and makeup.
Paco | October 22, 2007 at 6:01 pm
She sends him to the drugstore so he can use his AARP discount on the condoms.
bitch, please | October 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm
She’s a gold digger, he’s a cradle snatcher. I can’t decide who I despise more. She is Welsh though… don’t they fuck sheep or something?
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 22, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Hmmm. This is the first time I’ve seen these two sue-happy bastards on here. They’d sue the pants off a homeless man just for sleeping near their locked iron gates.
She sued a strip club, a cosmetics company, threatened to sue Clear Channel, numerous tabloids, and a neighbor–for having an ugly shed, as I remember. She also bought a mansion in Wales and tried to ban the public from using a PUBLIC footpath that runs behind her house, because it would invade her privacy, and she’s a huge star, dontcha know.
Being a pain in the ass, and suing people, is what she does when she’s not making movies–which is most of the time.
kitty_kat | October 22, 2007 at 6:25 pm
See, Angelina? You don’t have to look like crap after having a baby!
Sara | October 22, 2007 at 6:38 pm
She is so natural. I remember her first TV programme Darling Buds of May, she was about 17 then and was a great hit too.
Harry | October 22, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I saw them recently at a celebrity charity thing, and to my surprise, they seemed like genuinely nice people. Both took time to socialize with “common folk” like myself, when they really didn’t have to. I have much more respect for them now.
Taylor | October 22, 2007 at 7:01 pm
# 35, She is far from Natural.. as in no plastics work here. Please!
Hollywood Agent | October 22, 2007 at 7:18 pm
You should have seen how old he really is……..this picture is post face life. He had one last year, and now he looks just plain weird.
SSS | October 22, 2007 at 7:38 pm
“yeah, he’ll probably die soon”, pshaw! His dad’s still alive, even after a bad stroke. Michael’s probably going to be around quite some time.
About a year or two ago, I saw some photos that were supposedly CZJ when her career was just beginning — I believe they were shot to promote some Mexican TV shows. Anyway, if they were indeed CZJ, those early pics were NOT very becoming. If they were her, she’s had a LOT of work done. Too bad I can’t get the correct keywords to find those old pics (even if they weren’t actually her, they’d probably still be somewhere if I could get the keywords right — unless she went sue-happy on everyone hosting them, which is believable with her. Vindictiveness is not gracious!)
alf oldland | October 22, 2007 at 8:02 pm
she’s a gold-digger — she’d never have acquired her level of representation or her endorsement deals without his profile and connections.
he looks more like his father every day. he’s had such a good life….
NHerd | October 22, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Anytime I see Michael, I think of those plastic surgery pics of his with the blood on his face and……..gag.
allota vajinah | October 22, 2007 at 8:31 pm
she has great postier. i dont get the hype though. her face is REALLY round and her eye are small and sqiunty. she’s had alot done and it makes her look plastic.
Sharon | October 22, 2007 at 8:43 pm
I can’t stand either one of them.
He’s a dirty old man and she’s a materialistic bitch. And she’s not as attractive as she thinks she is.
I’m glad they live on an island. I hope global warming drowns both of the very very soon.
kfag | October 22, 2007 at 8:46 pm
hahah…global warming….NOO! THE PLANET’S TEMPERATURE HAS INCREASED ONE DEGREE! PLEASE GOD NOO!!!!
sigh. If people only did some actual research instead of listening to all these crap media outlets, maybe they would actually learn some flippn’ facts about “global warming”.
Can we all please stop listening to Al Gore now? Please? I mean, seriously.
1MILF Hunter | October 22, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I’ll bet Kirk Douglas gets a piece of that. He’d still kick Michael’s ass.
fern | October 22, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Wow, most of you posting are really disgusting. I think this will be my last post on this site and the last time I bother reading what you all have to say. I can see talking bad about someone…but saying crap about them doing it and stuff…god, get a life. Maybe have sex once in a while before you bore us with the details of what you think sex is like.
Depp Fan | October 22, 2007 at 9:33 pm
She is a beauty – and, personally, I’ve always thought he was a sexy guy. They seem happy, so whatever’s going on is working.
D. RIchards | October 22, 2007 at 11:33 pm
I can’t fathom the look of sex on Douglas’s face. Michael is fucking his child. Isn’t he almost forty years older than she is? I think so. He’s nearing eighty. I’m amazed for Big Doug; he was able to achieve erection. Heil Viagra.
Ript1&0 | October 23, 2007 at 1:32 am
I don’t know about you, but the fact that someone is a “dirty old man” turns me the fuck on. Real bad. Bad, bad, bad…. Well, that among many other things.. anyway..
Lady | October 23, 2007 at 7:32 am
You know some of you people are unbelievable!
I am 31 years old, when I was 21 I met the love of my life, he was 41 at the time. I was afraid of what my friends and family would think but after talking to my brother- he said sis follow your heart and I did! We are happily married with kids.
When I met him he was a consultant, I was at the time working for my father’s company.
True love has no boundaries….