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A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

October 6th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter’s pajamas (above) because if there’s an age when you should start competing with your child’s looks, it’s definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn’t having it, and apparently thinks it’s unhealthy for a four-year-old to see a skeleton fit into children’s clothing. Page Six reports:

No more pajamas!” Justice Ellen Gesmer warned Frankel’s attorney, Allan Mayefsky, in court.
The A-list lawyer, whose firm has represented Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook and Katie Holmes, tried to explain his client’s behavior by saying it was a joke.
But the stone-faced judge wasn’t laughing.
“It’s not a joke. Her child is not a joke,” said Gesmer, adding that the episode was “ridiculous.”

Now, I don’t know how child custody works, or even where kids come from, but let’s all agree this was probably the right and ethical move to make. Plus it allowed the judge to move onto more important topics like why did Bethenny hit Batman with a giant mallet? And what daily household products combine to form Smilex gas? These are the questions people want answered.

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Robert Downey Jr. Will Make ‘Iron Man 4′ If Mel Gibson Directs

October 6th, 2014 // 38 Comments
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“That’s some sturdy looking Jew metal.”
“Hahahaha, what?”

Marvel needs Robert Downey Jr. way more than Robert Downey Jr. needs Marvel, and once his contract was up with Iron Man 3, they paid out the dick to keep him for Avengers 2 and 3. And rightly so. Except now he’s testing them even further by openly hinting that he’d finally agree to do Iron Man 4 if Mel Gibson directs it. Which seems like a bold move considering Gary Oldman had to spend an entire week in June apologizing just for agreeing with Mel Gibson, but then again billions and billions of Avengers money. Via Deadline:

DEADLINE: True, but the year he made Apocalypto, I didn’t see a better movie and he was ignored and hasn’t directed since. Marvel badly wants Iron Man 4 and you’ve said you aren’t doing it. How about the idea you’ll do that movie if Mel directs it?
DOWNEY: Correct.

“Pepper, you will BLOW ME before firing up the arc reactor!”
“Everybody, welcome Iron Patriot to the pack. And I say pack because his people travel in them. Also, rape.”
“There’s only one way to stop Thanos: Fuck him in the ass and stab him to death while doing it.”
“You rotten gypsy! You WHORE! You stole my looks!” *fires shoulder missiles into mirror*
“Alright, folks, let’s get out there and save the world. Even if we have to punch a baby to do it. Avengers Assemble!”

Yup, you got my money.

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Bruce Jenner Is Blossoming Nicely

October 6th, 2014 // 47 Comments

“Would you put me on a box of Wheaties? *applies lipstick* I’d put me on a box of Wheaties.”

First things first, girl, where’d you go and get dat haairr? Second, it’s been a while since I’ve had a musical accompaniment to a post, so this goes out to Bruce Jenner and his (?) 1990s Cindy Crawford hair. Also, it’s way too early to start reaching around when there’s low-hanging fruit just sitting right here in front of my face. It’d practically be a sin not to eat it. Right, talking snake only I can see? Right. More »

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

October 6th, 2014 // 7 Comments

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively‘s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook‘s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

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Photo: Eric Lively / Preserve

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

October 6th, 2014 // 8 Comments

- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk’d us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts. [Fishwrapper]

- That real name Facebook horseshit was all because of one troll. Of course. [The Frisky]

- The Luckiest Bastard In The World [WWTDD]

- Conservatives would prefer if school kids don’t learn about that whole slavery thing. [Death and Taxes]

- Emmy Rossum won the Michael Kors Special Dinner. [Popoholic]

- Sarah Silverman apparently played Joan Rivers in an SNL sketch. [tooFab]

- Kristin Cavallari is a reality star cougar now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan got into a drunken fight. Balance has been restored to The Force. [Celebslam]

- Iggy Azalea‘s ass implant, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet

Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

October 5th, 2014 // 27 Comments

Here’s Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I’ve already written – *counts* – 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28)

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.26

October 4th, 2014 // 42 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the best and biggest roundup we’ve seen in a while. I’m not joking when I say at least half of these could’ve easily deserved the final spot, and if you’re wondering how this week’s made it, it’s Photo Boy‘s birthday and he loves Arnold Schwarzenegger almost as much as Prince Charles. In fact, I just described his dream threesome, so now I don’t even need to get him a gift. (There better be a lovely “Thank You” card on Monday, you bitch.)

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.3.14

October 3rd, 2014 // 252 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve decided to double down on nipple because self-esteem is for losers. *tosses degree into urinal* So in that spirit, here’s Fat Jew, Fat Soccer Mom, and Fat Rapist because its Friday, this weekend’s my birthday, and full disclosure, the siren song of the liquor bottle already plays gently in my mind.

♫SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS♫ – Odyssey, by Homer

- Photo Boy

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