The last time we saw new pics of Jennifer Lawrence, she was not spread eagle on a couch in a series of nude leaked photos. You imagined that. But what you aren’t imagining is her breasts popping out of her dress while she’s in the back seat of a car with Lorde. Her weird, oddly small breasts which I could’ve sworn were much, much bigger. Did Gwyneth Paltrow do this? Did she do this with her free-range witchcraft? Because I fucking told everybody, but “Nooo, we can’t stab her in the heart with a can of cheese.” God, I hate you so much.
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