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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

April 9th, 2014 // 352 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrity nudity for a living, I can tell you that there’s just no way they’re all going to end up alright. Seriously, to anyone out there contemplating a fourth or just leaving it to chance, I can tell you from experience that police, dead pets, and paying for unused community college credits are all in your very near future.

This has been a Superfical Public Service Announcement,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

It’s Minnie Driver In A Bikini

April 9th, 2014 // 34 Comments

Here’s Minnie Driver in a bikini because I hate you. There’s no other way to interpret this post. I pray and secretly hope for your death. There’s no denying it anymore. You’ve seen my hand.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is Naked

April 9th, 2014 // 49 Comments

Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus posing naked with the Constitution of the United States tattooed above her butt crack for the cover of Rolling Stone where she also says that Al Gore won the 2000 election because she’s clearly trying to bang Jimmy Carter. It’s so obvious.

Photo: Rolling Stone

Clarissa Explains Her Bikini Body

April 9th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Here’s Melissa Joan Hart showing off her new body thanks to Nutrisystem who apparently includes a free copy of Photoshop with every prepackaged meal. Except I’m willing to look past all of that for reasons including, but not limited to, dat ass, how much Clarissa hates Ashton Kutcher and the time she posed for Maxim: More »

Good Morning, Amy Willerton, And Other News

April 9th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Vanessa Hudgens is paid to go to Coachella by McDonald’s because Coachella is bullshit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Speaking of McDonald’s, here’s a topless woman destroying one looking for ice cream. [Dlisted]

- If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell feels bad about banging his best friend’s wife now. [Fishwrapper]

- Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd? [The Frisky]

- Good God, Arianny Celeste… [Popoholic]

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s still wearing her wedding ring. [Starpulse]

- Tim Burton‘s going to murder Jimmy Kimmel. [tooFab]

- Whoever the hell’s dressing Kate Upton needs to stop. [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, Rachel Barnes swimsuit photos? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rob Lowe hates being so damn handsome. [Celebslam]

- Universal Studios is making a Fast & Furious ride. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Kim Kardashian‘s ass has to affect the tide, has to. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Fame/Flynet

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.8.14

April 8th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains not just one, but two shots of old men exposing themselves, as well as a pretty impressive run of no-name chicks dressed like prostitutes making red carpet appearances and/or performing early 90′s leisure activities in swimwear starting here. I’m doing the Lord’s work, I know.

And in case you’re offended that I called Russell Simmons or Mike Tyson‘s date a women of the night, go ahead and look at those before you judge me,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Taylor Swift’s Parents Are Katherine Heigl-ing Her

April 8th, 2014 // 14 Comments

According to Page Six, Taylor Swift‘s parents are straight Katherine Heigl-ing her career which is really all I wanted to post about. Not so much the specifics of what’s happening to Taylor’s career, or why her parents are to blame, but that Katherine Heigl has been reduced to a go-to term for how hard a parental unit is fucking their child’s career. I needed to feel good about the world for a minute. Just one minute. It’s getting rough out there.

Photos: Getty