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Amanda Bynes 5150′d Because of Sam Lutfi. Again.

October 13th, 2014 // 11 Comments
Just Kidding!
Amanda Bynes Smoking Joint On Street NYC
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When Amanda Bynes was first put on a 5150 hold, it was because Sam Lutfi – Yup, the dude who was drugging Britney Spears. – bought her a plane ticket from New York to LA where she proceeded to light a woman’s driveway on fire using her dog for the wick. Turns out she’s been talking to him again, only this time he coordinated with her parents to trick her into thinking a car service at LAX would take her to a lawyer when instead it went right to the hospital. TMZ reports:

We now have more clarification as to how Lutfi pulled it off. He told Amanda her car would be making 2 stops. First, to the lawyer’s office in Pasadena and then to the London Hotel in West Hollywood where she would confront her parents and tell them about the lawsuit.
She never got to the London, because the driver went to a Pasadena hospital which looked like an office building. Amanda thought she was going to see the lawyer but when she walked inside she was surrounded by hospital staff.

So good news, Amanda Bynes is finally getting the help she needs. Bad news, Sam Lutfi is still floating around in the background going, “Bring me the diamond in the rough…” and hypnotizing her parents with a snake staff. Nothing’s ever simple.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.27

October 11th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People On The Internet, our weekly roundup of the best horrible shit you people say in the comments. And this week is especially shit-tastic thanks to half of these being about Stephen Collins because souls are overrated. All they do is slow you down and make you form emotional connections with other human beings and that’s fucking crazy talk. Who even lives like that?

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.10.14

October 10th, 2014 // 380 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve already spent the morning setting up our dorm in Hell, then posted the live, updating tweets of a psychotic break, so welcome to the bottom. Down here it’s perfectly normal to look at Coco‘s butt cleavage, then move on to mock French politics and/or ass groping (arguably the same thing, yes), and finish it all with a couple shots from something called the Scene Stealers event where apparently that’s accomplished by showing up drunk and basically naked.

The handicap stall of the IHOP women’s room counts as a scene, right? Asking for a friend,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’

October 10th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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Amanda Bynes Gangsta Shirt Walking Her Dog With Her Parents
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UPDATE: Guess who just got 5150‘d.

Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since then, her mother issued the following statement to E! News:

“I am heartbroken today for my husband of 47 years,” Lynn Bynes’ attorney Tamar Arminak tells E! News exclusively in a statement on her behalf. “Rick has been the best father and husband a family can ask for. He has never abused Amanda or our other children physically or sexually. These accusations are absolutely horrible and could not be further from the truth! These allegations stem from Amanda’s mental state at the moment. They have no basis in reality. It saddens me beyond belief that my husband’s character could be slandered in such a way.”

And now Amanda is walking back all of her claims and blaming it entirely on the microchip in her head. But for the record, her dad’s the one who put it there even though he’s not a child molester. Just so we’re all on the same page: More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Obama To Get Up In That

October 10th, 2014 // 46 Comments
You're Her Competition?
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Chris Martin has a super-cool new girlfriend, so it behooves Gwyneth Paltrow to one-up him because conscious uncoupling is some hardcore shit. Which brings us to the President of the United States who, granted, is married, but if there’s one thing Gwyneth has taught us it’s that you can cut monogamy out just like gluten. Us Weekly reports:

She went on to talk about the importance of sustainable energy sources, and to praise Obama’s support for equal pay which Paltrow (who Forbes estimates earns an amazing $19 million a year) said was, “very important to me as a working mother.”
Then, overcome with nerves, the actress stumbled a little before passing the microphone off to the President, telling him flirtatiously, “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly.”

Forget the Obama shit. (Unless you’re Michelle, in which case, join forces with Martha Stewart. No mercy, no surrender.) Did Gwyneth Paltrow just call herself a “working mother” again? Goddammit. YOU’RE NOT HELPING. It’s one thing to say as a woman, or a considerate human being in general, that you’d like to see women receive equal pay. But when you go, “Well, as a working mother…” as a team of nannies watches your children in one of your several houses on different continents, it becomes way too easy to dismiss a legitimate topic because now it’s about Gwyneth Paltrow. And if there’s one thing people hate, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow. If given a choice between Gwyneth Paltrow or Ebola, they’d take their chances with Ebola. Provided they’re white.

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Amanda Bynes: ‘My Dad Asked To Have Sex With Me’

October 10th, 2014 // 39 Comments

Up until an hour ago, Amanda Bynes‘ Twitter was the usual grab-bag of escalating crazy: She really needs plastic surgery, the tabloids make her look ugly on purpose, people need to get off her nigga dick, etc. etc. And then things got really, really dark: More »

Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

October 10th, 2014 // 3 Comments

- Robert Downey Jr. misses Sarah Jessica Parker, is clearly addicted to horse-racing. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Gosling‘s child bears a name. [Dlisted]

- It’s A Talent Just Breathing In These Dresses [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be besties with Jennifer Lawrence now. [Fishwrapper]

- Red Bull didn’t literally give people wings, so it lost a $13 million lawsuit. Yup. [The Frisky]

- Mayhem Miller live-tweeted his police standoff. [WWTDD]

- Dwarf strippers are knocking up brides at bachelorette parties. There’s hope for the future. [Death and Taxes]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Yara Khmidan. [Popoholic]

- Anne Hathaway posing “topless.” [tooFab]

- More Helen Flanagan Amazingness [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sara Malakul is naked. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.9.14

October 9th, 2014 // 333 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve once again lead the gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, which you wouldn’t judge if you’ve also contemplated murdering someone with salad dressing (we’re talking laughing out loud at the though of a death rattle produced by drowning someone in creamy Italian) because they happened to be the fiftieth customer that day to ask about the list of dressings that every goddamned restaurant in the world has, you have no clue what I’ll do to keep this job.

Let London mayor Boris Johnson drive me around while pointing a loaded gun at my face, you say? *tosses him keys, spins revolver* Let’s dance,

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