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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.13.14

November 13th, 2014 // 324 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the closest Josh Hutcherson is ever going to get to Jennifer Lawrence‘s O-Face and Bill Cosby looking like he’s passed out, so go ahead and make more rape jokes, or you know, accuse his accusers of being opportunistic, conspiratorial sluts who couldn’t possibly have been convinced to take hush money by veteran attorneys who know from experience that trying to bring a criminal rape case against Bill fucking Cosby of all people was an exercise in futility. *exhales, passes out*

*wakes up with head on keyboard* KIM KARDASHIAN‘S GIANT NAKED ASS AND TITS WHA?! Did I say something?

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Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit

November 13th, 2014 // 23 Comments
Amanda Bynes Purple Hair
'You Can Live With Me!'
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After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it’s just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag‘s huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them and give them my social security number. Anyway, turns out Amanda Bynes isn’t homeless, and her parents have been paying for an apartment this whole time, but she just doesn’t like it. Which might have to do with the fact she’s been trashing the shit out of it. TMZ reports: More »

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Take More Naked Pictures If You Kill Her, People

November 13th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence outside The Late Show with David Letterman where later that night, she’d walk over to sign some fan’s autographs only to have them kick down a metal barrier, sending her fleeing to her car. And if you think I’m going to try and pin this on the fuckers at 4chan who hacked her Wikipedia page after she called The Fappening a sex crime, don’t be ridiculous. This shit required physical activity, direct human contact, and exposure to outdoor elements. Big Bird’s a more likely suspect. — And lives in New York. Hear me out…

Jennifer Lawrence Runs From Fans Outside Letterman After The Jump

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend Wants To Crowdfund A Booty Onto Taylor Swift

November 13th, 2014 // 57 Comments

Despite promising myself an ass hiatus after yesterday’s 2014 Buttella Festival, I still have precious SEO to milk into my mouth, so here’s Katy Perry‘s boyfriend publicly insulting the spot where Taylor Swift‘s butt should be:

As for why Diplo would do something like this, Katy Perry has big breasts and hates Taylor Swift, so it’s a miracle he didn’t murder her like a good boyfriend would’ve by now. (Call me.) In the meantime, Lorde has apparently come to Taylor’s defense with a comeback the Internet can’t trip over itself fast enough to praise: More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

November 13th, 2014 // 7 Comments

- Maybe Joaquin Phoenix could’ve handled being in the Marvel machine. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio‘s birthday party was 80% models. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Niecy Nash knows the secret to a happy marriage and it’s blowjays. Constant blowjays. [Fishwrapper]

- Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE]

- Naya Rivera did not care for Kim Kardashian‘s butt. [The Frisky]

- Vladimir Putin‘s coming for your wife, son. [WWTDD]

- Meanwhile back in Mother Russia, women are shitting themselves mid-twerk. [Death and Taxes]

- And Olivia Wilde snapped back from having a baby. [Popoholic]

- What’s up, Nadine Leopold? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alyssa Barbara is from Canada and has big breasts. These are facts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Is Naked Now

November 12th, 2014 // 93 Comments

Apparently her naked ass wasn’t enough to #BreakTheInternet, so here’s Kim Kardashian going full frontal for Paper where I’m guess they’re hoping her FUPA will get the job done even though we already saw Kate Upton‘s and with a baseball player’s semen on it. Does Kim Kardashian’s FUPA have a baseball player’s semen on it? These are things the Internet needs to know before it just lets somebody break it. It’s not a whore, Kim.

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Photos: Jean-Paul Goude / Paper

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.12.14

November 12th, 2014 // 386 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with Courtney Stodden‘s Veteran’s Day tribute in which she naturally felt the best way to show our troops gratitude was to flash them an old transvestite man’s tucked penis in a bikini. If that offended you — and if you possess a U.S. passport by all means it should have — wait until the Final Five where not only does a company actually try to use sex to sell coffins, but it’s a Polish company to boot.

As citizens of the great nation that built The Ultimate Whoring Machine, we should all be ashamed that we didn’t come up with that first,

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Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

November 12th, 2014 // 49 Comments
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So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, “Aw, fuck it.” TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it’s her last stand before getting pregnant again … TMZ has learned.
We know Kim is telling close friends and family she’s about to get pregnant again, and wants to show off her body before the weight gain. She’s proud she dumped the weight after North was born and wants to show her tight figure off.

What’s every single post about? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. Who’s texting you? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. What’s that on TV? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. Who’s messaging you on Facebook? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. What do you want for dinner? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. Who’s the greatest NBA player of all time? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT!

And we’ve officially broke the FISHernet: More »