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Devin Brugman Is The Crap I Missed – Friday 7.18.14

July 18th, 2014 // 20 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s off today, so The Crap We Missed will return Monday. So to make up for that, here are Devin Brugman‘s crazy awesome breasts and ass in a bikini which if I’m being honest, should make up for everything that’s gone wrong in your life. Divorce, unemployment, erectile dysfunction, the cure for AIDS being shot out of the sky, I could list things all day. The point is that was then, Devin is now. Live in the now.

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?

July 18th, 2014 // 54 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything. But if she was a puppy, you’d all sign 20,000 petitions and storm her house with hot dogs on pitchforks. Sometimes, Internet. Some fucking times…

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Hey, Look How Hot Kim Kardashian Is When She’s Next To A Dying Pregnant Woman

July 18th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Because her husband has only spent nine days with her since their wedding and doesn’t want to ruin his streak, here’s Kim Kardsahian in Mexico this week where she let his rapists take exclusive bikini photos of her for fun and profit. Plus she also tossed a few shots to Instagram where she courteously used Joe Francis‘ pregnant fiance lying bloated and oblivious in the background to make her ass look better by comparison which is always a polite way to thank someone for their hospitality. Most people prefer it.

New Daredevil Will Bang Jessica From ‘True Blood’

July 18th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you already saw this yesterday, but you didn’t get to see it with sexy lingerie photos, so let’s all agree I blow dicks at social media. Anyway, Variety reports Deborah Ann Woll will play oddly-balding Matt Murdock‘s love interest Karen Page in Marvel’s Daredevil series for Netflix. Now, for those of you who get to experience the human log flume known as the vagina, Kevin Smith famously killed off Karen by having Mysterio trick her into thinking she has AIDS which means I’ve now written two posts that gave Donald Sterling a boner. I swear to God he’s not paying me.

Photos: Tyler Shields

What’s Up, Jaime Pressly’s Butt? And Other News

July 17th, 2014 // 15 Comments

- Even Miley Cyrus can avoid the paparazzi, Kanye. It’s your wife. [Lainey Gossip]

- And Kendra‘s pulling a Tori Spelling. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Bouncing Breast GIFs. Get on it. [theCHIVE]

- Whoreling 1 and Whoreling 2 are going to be wonderful adults. Just wonderful. [Fishwrapper]

- Hey, let the man dream of becoming a maxi-pad, alright? [The Frisky]

- Erin Andrews failed journalism. [WWTDD]

- Gracie Carvalhos in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Drake said something about Macklemore apparently. [Starpulse]

- They should’ve got that real-life Elsa chick from Florida. [tooFab]

- Emma Stone thinks her dead grandfather leaves her quarters. [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, Ann-Kathrin Brommel. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kimora Lee has breasts. [Celebslam]

- Nicole Scherzinger can twerk. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.17.14

July 17th, 2014 // 444 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, in which I white knight the shit out of some Chrissy Teigen hate, joyfully discover Keri Russell‘s butt, and ponder Michael Lohan‘s impractical choice of footwear. Unless those are steel-toe loafers, this man really doesn’t fear shattering his pinky toe on a vagina at all.

Be sure to stick around for a special treat on the back end, which is a truly awful pun, but not nearly as awful as how much Fish and I laughed because we’re terrible humans,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Boyfriend? Okay…

July 17th, 2014 // 9 Comments
'Fuck You, I Want Meat'
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It’s no secret that Gwyneth Paltrow had tons of affairs while surreptitiously monogamous, but that was before she was locked in a battle to see who can be the most courteous separatist and still have sex with other people because it’s important to prove she lives on transcendental plane of conscious that extends far beyond the reach of mortal means. I heard it even has falafel. Which brings us to talk of Gwyneth’s new suitor and his floppish locks of hair, glistening in the moonlit sun. (I have no idea what that even means.) Page Six reports:

Gwyneth Paltrow was seen on a date with a “hot young guy” with dirty blond hair at Narcissa in the Standard East Village Tuesday.
“He had curly, shaggy hair and looked like he was in his 30s,” says our witness. “I think they may have been holding hands.”

Of course, I’m sure this has nothing to do with Chris Martin going on BBC Radio and boasting to the entire world that he eat meats now that he’s no longer confined to his spiritual discard’s nutritional sacrament. Gwyneth Paltrow is of royal lineage and royal lineage doesn’t revenge fuck on foreign soil. Every pauper knows this.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Splash News, WENN