In an interview with 92.3 yesterday, Kanye West told everyone in New York who still listens to radio to not buy anything Louis Vuitton until after January because everyone knows Christmas is Yeezus’ birthday, so you best direct commerce in a manner befitting of your king or he’ll smack Kim Kardashian‘s ass and cause a tsunami. Do the eyes look like they’re joking? And have done cocaine? I rest my case. TMZ reports:
Kanye was on 92.3 NOW radio station moments ago when he handed down the edict, saying, “Everybody in New York City right now, don’t buy any Louis Vuitton until after January.”
Kanye says he’s trying to make a point to the head of Louis Vuitton, Yves Carcelle, who refused to meet with the rapper the last time he was in Paris.
That’s funny because right now, with this exact sentence, I’m actually telling everyone in New York to buy Louis Vuitton, so we’ll see who’s the real power player, son. If their sales drop, Kanye’s the leather jogging pants son of God. If their sales stay the same, or even increase, he has to accept me, his new Lord and Savior, into his heart where I’ll guide him down a new path of righteous and shutting the hell up. Or I’ll make him say, “Yo, for real, did Ray J seriously piss on you?” every time Kim tries to have a conversation. I haven’t made up my holy mind yet.