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Kate Hudson’s Single

December 9th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson‘s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy:

“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and committed co-parents.”

Matt Bellamy was last seen in a hotel room crying while kissing couch cushions and telling himself, “It’s the same. This is just the same! Who needs girls?” because I like to pretend rock stars react to stress the same way I do only with more hookers and coke. “You! Over there. – *snoooooooort* – Don’t just stare at Dane Cook. Star in a romantic comedy with him! – *sniff* – NOW. *flexes in mirror*

UPDATE: Too late. She’s banging Derek Hough already. You gotta be quick.

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Ariana Grande Loves ‘Big Black Balls’

December 9th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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While performing during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, America’s favorite eighth grader Ariana Grande apparently told Ed Sheeran that she enjoys bouncy balls which he turned into a perverted joke about giant black testicles because the British are always trying to make scrotum jokes involving children. I’ve watched your BBC, sir! Via E! News:

“It was fun, but I kind of felt like the hobbit in the elven kingdom!” Sheeran joked. “Can I tell you why I was laughing? Basically, there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit. Ariana Grande comes and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, ‘I love big black balls.’ … “In my head I was like, ‘If she knows what that means, then I love her, and if she doesn’t know what that means, it’s even better!” the 23-year-old added.

When asked if she does know what that means, Ariana Grande responded, “Of course, I do. R. Kelly comes to my school all the time. I’m not stupid.”

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Photos: Splash News

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

December 9th, 2014 // 20 Comments

The last post was some god awful shit, so here’s the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion’s mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to keep her Q factor high. That’s way more life-affirming than some magic baby. The magic baby’s turnt up. (Am I using that right? Can babies turn things up for the what? Let me into your world!)

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News, Vantagenews/AKM-GSI

Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

December 9th, 2014 // 6 Comments

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- Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice’s Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted]

- Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. [theCHIVE]

- Someone took the time to figure out what Santa Claus‘ salary would be. [The Frisky]

- Alessandra Ambrosio‘s butt did yoga. [WWTDD]

- A Fox contributer claimed the Rolling Stone UVA rape story was part of a liberal conspiracy to “romanticize being a victim of rape.” [Death and Taxes]

- Whitney Port keeps wearing bikinis. [Popoholic]

- McKayla Maroney‘s 19 now. Here’s the best of her Instagram from last year. [COED]

- Here’s that chick Michael Bay banged (It’s the only way we refer to her.) in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And here’s Adrian Grenier shirtless. Remember that time his dick smelled? [Celebslam]

- Edita Vilkeviciute is topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.8.14

December 8th, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to the proper return of The Crap We Missed after being gone for over a week, and what better way than with Charlotte McKinney‘s underboob? Did I climb to the top of a Mayan ruin to find this for you? Uh, yes…yes I did. It was exactly like Raiders of the Lost Ark but with way more getting drunk in a pool. Anyway, I’m back and so is our daily feature full of healthy butts, Josh Kelley‘s body teaching itself to replicate cancer cells at the sound of each bitchfaced cackle, sickly, no clue what the fuck’s going on here butts, Ryan Seacrest at John Travolta‘s tree-decorating party, and naked Instagram butts.

It’s all back where it belongs, ready for your comment thread assault, and remember, go heavy on the LEGO references, Fish eats that shit up,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Splash News

Are Children’s Christmas Pageants Supposed To Be Sexy? This Seems Wrong

December 8th, 2014 // 31 Comments

Is Stephen Collins the musical director? What the hell’s happening here?

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Photos: Getty, Splash News

Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women

December 8th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn’t be shocking to anyone, including people who think I’m talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I’ve seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how the news works: When something out of the ordinary happens, you report it. For example, if Leonardo DiCaprio leaves a club with only five women and two of them just want to dry hump, write an article about it because the Earth’s about to fall into the sun and life as we know it has ended. Do you follow me now?

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Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

December 8th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff‘s body’s going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter‘s shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because I equate getting married with singing to somebody’s butt. Anyway, Taylor’s rep is denying the two are dating which, again, seems ridiculous after your client sings a song to another woman’s butt, and no, I can not stress that enough. Taylor Swift sang to a butt. These are facts, and it’s my duty to bring them to the peoples. THE BUTTS WERE SANG TO!

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