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Sean Penn Has A Hot Daughter

April 11th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Here’s Dylan Penn, daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright posing for Treats! magazine. A publication I’ve never heard of before that apparently makes awesome naked videos of Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW), so clearly it’s edited by Jesus under the direction of Iron Man and James Bond. I just bought 27 subscriptions.

Photos: Treats!

Hilary Duff’s Calling Off The Divorce

April 11th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Because apparently it’s Get Back Together With People Who Should Be Me Goddammit Week, Radar reports Hilary Duff is working things out with Mike Comrie after the two started hooking up back in February. Which essentially means they spent a month not having sex or barely talking to each other which is almost the exact definition of a marriage, so I don’t get how they’re even calling themselves separated. The important thing is that Mike Comrie figured out that this trick never stops working: More »

Goddammit, Cher, You’re 80. Put It Away.

April 11th, 2014 // 43 Comments

On Wednesday, I posted bikini photos of Minnie Driver that you people remarkably clicked the living shit out of, so you really only have yourselves to blame for this post. I am but a simple supplier here to meet your demand. You say nipples, I say how far down to the ground? This is our dance.

Photos:ELMO NY/AKM-GSI, WENN

Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents

April 11th, 2014 // 20 Comments
Goddammit, Not Again
Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Recording Studio
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Because she’s a big girl now who can make big girl decisions like getting back together with Justin Bieber for the 18th time even though he’s an awful little shithead who got her subpoenaed right in front of the paparazzi, Selena Gomez has officially fired her parents. TMZ reports:

We’re told Selena feels she’s outgrown her parents. She believes she’s now old enough — and famous enough — to have a seasoned professional manager with other A-list clients.
Selena has argued plenty with her parents over the direction of her career — not to mention over dating Justin Bieber — but we’re told family friction was NOT the reason for the split. We’re told Selena remains close with both of her parents, although they’re not happy about the decision.

In Selena Gomez’s defense, her parents really did do a terrible job managing her career because Justin Bieber is still alive and not buried underneath their pool with a shotgun wound to the face. It’s like they wanted her to fail.

Photos: Getty / INFphoto

Good Morning, Constance Nunes, And Other News

April 11th, 2014 // 12 Comments

- Drake isn’t getting the crazy sex that Chris Brown got. That’s what’s happening here. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kris Jenner won’t pose for Playboy. Your first-born was not sacrificed in vain. [Dlisted]

- Did Somebody Say Yoga Pants? [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Stodden‘s lips are almost as big as her face now. [Fishwrapper]

- Beyonce‘s Photoshopping her Instagram pics just like Kim Kardashian does. [The Frisky]

- Sara Sampaio‘s in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Mariah Carey‘s kids – I’m sorry, Dem Babies. – are already singing on her albums. [Starpulse]

- Dave Grohl and Courtney Love hugged. We’re all going to die. [tooFab]

- Demi Lovato leaked her own photos. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Clara Alonso… [Hollywood Tuna]

- That’s Taylor Swift‘s implant. [Celebslam]

- Juggalos have their own bitcoin now. You read that. [FilmDrunk]

- Selena Gomez is gonna love this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

April 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A Photo-Op Tour,” Andrew Garfield finally getting around to all that molesting he was accused of (He wasn’t accused of molesting anyone? Oh well, I’m not thinking of something else now.), and the glory of Nicolas Cage‘s hairline, there’s actually some real celebrities in here today.

Except for you, Lindsay Lohan. You are not a real celebrity. In this moment, you look like you just sucked off the entire back of the house at Applebee’s for an eight ball, so you’re here for our mockery and judgement and nothing else,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Katherine Heigl’s Suing Duane Reade For $6 Million For Tweeting That She Shopped There

April 10th, 2014 // 36 Comments

Above is Katherine Heigl leaving a Duane Reade last March after shopping there with her mom Madame TurnYouIntoAnUnhirableCunt, and below is a tweet from two days later: More »