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A Lady Gaga Post? Okay, Why Not?

September 18th, 2014 // 25 Comments

So remember Lady Gaga? Weird nose, kind of a Madonna thing going on? It’s not important. Anyway, here she is in Athens yesterday where she did a bunch of stuff with her tits and ass which I’m now posting on the Internet for people to get boners from because journalism isn’t always NFL players beating women and children with abandon. It’s sometimes butts.

Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

September 18th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it’s time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us Weekly reports:

“It’s over,” a source tells Us. “He has been going around L.A. telling people that they are divorcing.”

Check it out, I’ve got the dude from Papa Roach on the line. You should definitely talk to him and not click on the link I used for his name. That’s just some stupid website shit. No reason to look at it.

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Photos: FameFlynet

Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now

September 18th, 2014 // 19 Comments
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If Breaking Bad taught me any lessons in life, it’s that a man shouldn’t have to ask for some goddamn pancakes, and that Mexico will cut your head off and stick it onto an exploding turtle. Which is why I couldn’t be more excited to tell you that it hates Miley Cyrus now. TMZ reports:

Miley was performing Tuesday night — on Mexican Independence Day, mind you — in Monterrey, Mexico when one of her dancers slapped her prosthetic butt with a Mexican flag.
Apparently Mexican officials are super sensitive about disrespecting national symbols so the congress of the state of Nuevo Leon wants her prosecuted. The crime of desecration carries a $1,200 fine and a 36 hour jail sentence.

If any of mi hermanos are reading this south of the border, you should probably know that Vagina Wedgero often disguises herself as a woman named “Justin Bieber” before violating an innocent, young Latina girl. Your vengeance must be strong!

Miley Cyrus Ass Spanked With The Mexican Flag After The Jump

Jenny McCarthy Lost Her Wedding Ring Already

September 18th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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Because Jenny McCarthy is like super hilariously dumb, you guys – haha, *snort* – she already totally lost her wedding ring, and she hasn’t even been married a whole month! *farrrt* But definitely listen to her for medical advice though. Us Weekly reports, and brace yourself to not reads the words, “I thought it was candy!” I’m as shocked as you are:

I’ve already lost the ring,” McCarthy, 41, said on the local Fox program. “We were staying in a hotel and you can’t have a wedding ring on… it’s a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone… But you know what though? If you’re gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it that way.”

Asked for how he felt about his wife losing a ring that probably cost him tens of thousands of dollars, Donnie Wahlberg responded, “I had sex with a pair of giant tits. It served its purpose.”

Photo: AKM-GSI, INFphoto, Splash News

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

September 18th, 2014 // 8 Comments

- George Clooney only has nine days left to say “Psyche!” [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce will Photoshop the lip syncing in later. [Dlisted]

- It’s Yoga Pants Season [theCHIVE]

- Alanis Morisette is blonde now. [Fishwrapper]

- Having trouble going into labor? Batman a purse snatcher. [The Frisky]

- CBS pulled “Run This Town” because they never had the rights to it in the first place. [WWTDD]

- What’s up, Samantha Basalari? [Popoholic]

- Kim Zolciak wants you to see her new plastic surgery. [tooFab]

- Kanye has his wife doing PR for him now. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Alyssa Barbara. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kerry Washington looks thrilled to stop domestic violence. [Celebslam]

- Sara Malakul still has awesome big breasts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.17.14

September 17th, 2014 // 427 Comments

Have we mentioned this week’s theme is creepy? Because this week’s theme is creepy.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with old Bitchface McGee, the first ingredient in this rich stew of butts, twenty-year-aged Coco (Hint: It’s gone bad), and multi-generational Trump asshatness that will have you wondering what type of Faustian deal you’d be willing to accept for fabulous wealth.

Seriously, name it, Satan’s earthly emissary only needs one more soul before emerging from this cocoon and commencing his thousand year reign of terror,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

A Moment For Candice Swanepoel’s Butt

September 17th, 2014 // 11 Comments

I’ve got another post coming up where some asshole not only defends Adrian Peterson, but openly considers using a switch on his child. So before we all feel really dark inside from churning up repressed childhood memories, here’s Candice Swanepoel’s butt whose dimples have never beaten a child. Trust me, I have cameras everywhere. I mean… yeah, that came out like it sounds.

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Photos: INFphoto