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BREAKING: Hilary Duff Looks Hot In Overalls

April 16th, 2014 // 8 Comments

Here’s Hilary Duff continuing her trend of looking hot as shit which was all just a ploy to get back together with the boring husband she left instead of finding a new, way less rich one who blogs about naked boobs all day. You’ll barely even know I’m there. Sexually and emotionally, I’m like a ninja.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin

April 16th, 2014 // 7 Comments
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Alec Baldwin is mostly known for his one-man war against the cocksucking Illuminati more than anything else these days which has his 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan concerned and/or mainly enjoying the chance to go, “Oh, shit, and you were telling me how to live my life?” Via The New York Times:

Alec Baldwin, your former “30 Rock” co-star, has gotten into some hot water in recent months. He was concerned about the structure of my life, and now I’m concerned about the structure of his life. He’s getting fired from TV shows. He had about six fights since we left “30 Rock,” you know. I’m worried about him. I mellowed out, my daughter mellowed me out, and I don’t get mad at anyone.
Do you have any advice for him? Chill out, raise your family and enjoy your wife and your daughter. The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.

When reached for comment, Alec Baldwin dictated a 13,000 word essay in which he used the words “cocksucking crackhead from Niggertown” who’s in “need of a lashing” before referencing his years of work with the NAACP and that time he met a tranny in Hawaii, so everything he just said is on the level and how dare you insinuate he’s not the Christ-child of the liberal cause? He’ll rip your faggot head off.

Photos: Getty/ Pacific Coast News

Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Engaged

April 16th, 2014 // 30 Comments
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Jenny McCarthy is a reckless fartbag of dumb who’s at least partially responsible for the death of thousands of children, but she has big tits and a working vagina, so that’s good enough for me, says four out of five penises including Donnie Wahlberg‘s who just proposed to her. People reports:

Jenny McCarthy announced on The View Wednesday that Donnie Wahlberg popped the big question (and presented her with a big rock) and she happily said yes.
“I just got engaged!” the star said on the show as she unveiled her hidden hand from behind the desk and then proceeded to jump around the set. “It’s a yellow sapphire,” she explained about the rock.
Crying as she told about the proposal, McCarthy said her son Evan helped with the surprise last weekend, and how Wahlberg – who ended up coming onto the TV set Wednesday and kissing McCarthy – had gotten down on one knee.

What makes a relationship like theirs truly special is the time Jenny McCarthy thought Donnie Wahlberg was gay because he didn’t try to fuck her the second after she gave him her number. Who doesn’t love a mate that consistently jumps to the wrong, extreme conclusions at the drop of a hat? It keeps life interesting. More »

Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

April 16th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Yup, that’s her.

Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one’s the truth, I couldn’t possibly give a shit because did you see Heidi Klum‘s boobs? They’re naked. Completely naked. Think of them as my Malaysia Flight 370 except I actually found them and reunited them with their family, so Wolf Blitzer can suck it in the beard-dick.

Photos: Twitter / MPNC/AKM-GSI

That’s Heidi Klum Completely Topless

April 16th, 2014 // 46 Comments

So remember yesterday when I helped promote an inspirational site then people got butthurt about Creationist Cosmos? Well, now back to NAKED TITTIES. Whoo! Aw yeah! No thinking here! SCORE.

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

April 15th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a horse? What the hell is happening with these asses?

*tries to stand, room spins, faints, wakes up* Quick, somebody, is Katherine Heigl still an insufferable bitch? Phew, okay good, everything’s fine here, I’m okay,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

April 15th, 2014 // 19 Comments

There’s been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It’s Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn’t going to drink. And 3. The first rule of hooking is never hook sober. Or is it don’t let a beeje become a bang unless the money’s in your purse? It’s one of those.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News