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Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

September 23rd, 2014 // 23 Comments
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It’s been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it’s time for them to file for divorce because that’s what’s written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People reports:

“They both did it together,” a source close to the family said of the divorce filing. “It’s all done and [there's] no drama or messiness. They worked out all details over the last few months.”
According to court documents obtained by PEOPLE, Kris has requested joint physical and legal custody of Kylie (their only minor child), and that she keep all her jewelry and assets amassed since their separation. She requested all other assets be divided later.

So basically Kris didn’t want to give Bruce a cut of Kim and Kanye’s wedding which makes sense considering she’s the one doing all the pimping. How many rich black guys has Bruce let fuck his daughters? I honestly can’t think of one unless you count playing with his toy helicopter whenever Jaden Smith comes over. I mean, certainly that makes him complicit, but it’s not like he’s the one drilling holes in the walls, installing cameras, and going, “I’m afraid this sex tape station is quite operational…”

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Chelsea Heath’s Butt’s Back And Other News

September 23rd, 2014 // 6 Comments

- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are starting to be photographed together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who probably didn’t name her cat Renessmee. [Dlisted]

- What’s Monday Night Without Some NFL Cheerleaders? [theCHIVE]

- Methinks the Beyonce Beyonces too hard. [Fishwrapper]

- Hilary Duff wants a Lizzie McGuire reunion because she’s so smart and has the best ideas. <3 <3 [The Frisky]

- A Three-Titted Lady exists in our reality. The future is finally here! [WWTDD]

- Minka Kelly ate Derek Jeter‘s butthole but is still hot. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Simpson is calling her husband fat now. My how the tables have turned… [tooFab]

- What’s up, Fanny Francois? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miley Cyrus completely topless. Whee. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Fame/Flynet

The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.22.14

September 22nd, 2014 // 549 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I was going to lead with Antonio Banderas feeling up his robot girlfriend, Salmatron, until I found this POV bikini shot of Selena Gomez, which just allowed me to combine the terms POV and Selena Gomez in bold on the Internet, so the answer is yes, filthy, stinky dirty money is accepted everywhere. And to further prove that point, here’s somehow-still-wealty Chris Brown at another charity thing, so we’ll maybe forget he beat the shit out of Rihanna, but we won’t, we won’t, and Miley Cyrus in a chicken and waffles bikini which I can’t connect to dirty money but did I mention the Selena Gomez POV?

Proud day for myself and my family,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

And Now Back To Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

September 22nd, 2014 // 35 Comments

It was getting close to if not already past the time to wrap Courtney Stodden in a shower curtain and toss her in an Internet landfill next to Weston Cage (Remember Weston Cage?). But then she did something remarkable by showing everyone how low her implants are sagging, and the whole site lit up like a Christmas tree. So here they are again except better supported, so I might as well have thrown them in the trash and set it on fire. You’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking. This whole thing was stupid.

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

This Is Jennifer Lopez’s New Stage Outfit

September 22nd, 2014 // 24 Comments

Jennifer Lopez has to compete with performers half her age, or in Ariana Grande‘s case, ones that could be her (great) granddaughter. And to her credit, she’s already tackled the problem head on by making ass videos with Iggy Azalea. That’s ingenuity in it’s purest form. That said, here’s Jennifer Lopez performing in Singapore in some sort of weird lingerie outfit while straddling a fainting couch because if there’s one thing that conjures up thoughts of hot, sexy youthfulness, it’s the same furniture your Nana has in her sewing room. Do you masturbate or think about oatmeal cookies? Those two don’t belong together. (Snickerdoodles? Maybe.)

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

September 22nd, 2014 // 17 Comments
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In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman’s ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly:

Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside Wish I Was Here costar Zach Braff, claimed she once saw “a ghost of a woman with no face.”
“It is not really seeing, it is feeling a spirit,” the blonde then clarified of her apparent sixth sense. “A fifth energy. I believe in energy. I believe our brains can manifest into visual things.”

But don’t worry, Kate will tell you exactly what to do when you eventually see a ghost. And you will:

“When you see something, you are supposed to tell the energy what year it is and that they don’t belong there,” she said. “When your brain is freaking out on you, you may have to remind it. Why is being dead funny?”

Question: What happens if the ghost – I’m sorry, “energy” – died the same year that you saw it, but you still tell it what year it is anyway? What happens then? Does it say, “Uh, no shit,” and return to the ether? Or do the drugs wear off and you realize you left the kids by the pool again? Because I’m leaning towards that last one.

Photos: Splash News

Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Is Unfortunate

September 22nd, 2014 // 7 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio has taken special pleasure in shooing Justin Bieber away not only once, but twice this summer. Which is hilarious and awesome and why I even get up in the morning, but tends to lose its credibility when Leo himself tries to rap even though Justin Bieber has demonstrated that white people should never ever do that. Then again, sometimes to destroy your enemy, you have to become him. Let’s see where this goes.

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Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quit

September 22nd, 2014 // 35 Comments
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Seen here performing at The iHeart Radio Music Festival over the weekend, Ariana Grande is looking more and more like an out-of-control diva who hopes her fans fucking die because now comes word that her life coach quit months ago after getting tired of her shit. Page Six reports:

We’re told that the 21-year-old rising pop star’s life coach, who was in charge of keeping her centered and healthy, walked off the job months ago because he just couldn’t handle her attitude.
“He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says the insider. “Everything people are saying about her is true.”

And by everything that obviously includes all those times I said she’s 12 because Ariana Grande is 12. A 12-year-old is rubbing her butt on Nicki Minaj except you’re all just going to sit there going, “Yeah, but she looks like a tiny JLo though.” You’re forcing my hand here. *picks up phone* “Chris Hansen? How’d you like a new partner? — Only if take down the Lourdes Leon bikini pics? Ha! Eat a dick bucket.” *hangs up* What we’re talking about again? Oh, right, you people disgust me.

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News