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Nicki Minaj’s Butt Made You A Video

August 20th, 2014 // 54 Comments

If yesterday was Breast Day, then today is Nicki Minaj‘s Ass Day because here’s four minutes and 49 seconds of it shaking and rubbing all over shit. (I’d say “twerking,” but that’s Miley Cyrus’ word she stole from black people.) I also had Photo Boy make screencaps for those of you who just want to look at butts on top of butts without hearing Sir Mix-A-Lot being beaten into the ground by said butts. He probably never wants to look at another one again except, whoa, hold up, girl, he didn’t say nothing about dem titties.

Nicki Minaj ‘Anaconda’ After The Jump

Adrianne Curry’s In A Bikini, Too, And Other News

August 20th, 2014 // 16 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart might be back together. He cleans the pool so well! [Lainey Gossip]

- When Lindsay Lohan dies, there’s a backup waiting. [Dlisted]

- The Green Cheeky Bottom Chivette Reveals Herself [theCHIVE]

- The only person getting wet from Vin Diesel naked is Vin Diesel. [Fishwrapper]

- Writers are pulling their shit off Thought Catalog by the droves. [The Frisky]

- Holy hell, Cora Deitz. [WWTDD]

- What’s up, Jenna Dewan? [Popoholic]

- Ant-Man wears a hoodie?! HOLY SHIT. [Starpulse]

- Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul did something together. You click now. [tooFab]

- Jessica Lowndes went to something. It’s not important. [IDLYITW]

- Kaley Cuoco‘s implants look good in a tank top. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How you doing, Yara Khmidan? [Celebslam]

- Xenia Deli‘s in lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.19.14

August 19th, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring this Mike Brown rally pic that I’m sure you guys are going to load up with positive affirmation after positive affirmation. There is simply no way this photo will result in a diatribe on race relations ending in a Chicago crime statistic that holds no applicable comparison the incident being discussed. I will be totally shocked if Fish hauls me into his office, takes away my mouse and badge, and lectures me on how the commissioner is going to be up his ass on this one. It simply won’t happen.

*clicks ‘Publish,’ watches fire, beautiful dancing fire…can’t…pull…eyes…away…*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Katy Perry’s Breasts Went To A Water Park

August 19th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Taylor Swift aside, the past 12 hours have been a pretty amazing time for breasts. So below is Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas which is nowhere near as awesome as the time her ass fell out at Raging Waters, but at the end of the video, the camera practically smacks into one of her giant breasts as it jiggles out of the water, so try and meet me in the middle here. I swear to God you’re as bad your mother sometimes.

Katy Perry Bikini Video and GIFs After The Jump

Goddammit, Rocky, Your Mom Cher Said Not To Leave The House

August 19th, 2014 // 38 Comments

I would’ve also accepted, “Wait, where’s his little red tricycle?” which was Photo Boy’s contribution: More »

Good Morning, Paula Labaredas, And Other News

August 19th, 2014 // 3 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow is handling Chris Martin banging Jennifer Lawrence well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Every goddamn celebrity doing the goddamn ALS Ice Challenge. [Dlisted]

- Hot chicks pulling off their clothes, anyone? [theCHIVE]

- Ariana Grande might be a serial killer. Or something. [Fishwrapper]

- Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2) [The Frisky]

- The Ultimate Warrior‘s wife hates Hulk Hogan. [WWTDD]

- Rachel Bilson‘s prego-boobs. [Popoholic]

- Gisele Bundchen is the world’s highest paid model? Really? [Starpulse]

- Ali Larter pregnant in a bikini is still hotter than Lena Dunham. [tooFab]

- And so is Christie Brinkley who turned 60. 60. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rita Ora‘s ass is still trying to be Rihanna. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Commercial Has Breasts

August 18th, 2014 // 37 Comments

Jessica Simpson‘s breasts breast Breastica Breast Breastson breast breasts signature fragrance breast video commercial breasts made breasts with breasts in them and the breasts were like breasts. Big ol’ titties.

Breast breast.

Breast Video After The Breast Jump

The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.18.14

August 18th, 2014 // 597 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to get right into it today, because holy shit is this thing full of some fuckery. We’ve got Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson having a nice chat over lunch that Fish and I are entirely convinced is just them shouting “BLOW ME!” and “PORT-A-POTTY!” back and forth until one passes out. Then there’s Chris Brown showing off doing backflips at a charity event, because those things are about trying to inflate your already monstrous ego, right? We’ve also got Queen Latifah in a swimsuit (Fellas?), Hilaria Baldwin giving a virtual tour of her birth canal, and Dennis Rodman addressing a children’s basketball program, which as far as I can tell isn’t Scared Straight, so it shouldn’t be happening.

Matter of fact, let’s just go ahead and get some of those Ebola suits for the kids and you what? Just burn the whole thing to the ground. You really can’t be too cautious here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News