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Katy Perry’s Boyfriend Wants To Crowdfund A Booty Onto Taylor Swift

November 13th, 2014 // 57 Comments

Despite promising myself an ass hiatus after yesterday’s 2014 Buttella Festival, I still have precious SEO to milk into my mouth, so here’s Katy Perry‘s boyfriend publicly insulting the spot where Taylor Swift‘s butt should be:

As for why Diplo would do something like this, Katy Perry has big breasts and hates Taylor Swift, so it’s a miracle he didn’t murder her like a good boyfriend would’ve by now. (Call me.) In the meantime, Lorde has apparently come to Taylor’s defense with a comeback the Internet can’t trip over itself fast enough to praise: More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

November 13th, 2014 // 7 Comments

- Maybe Joaquin Phoenix could’ve handled being in the Marvel machine. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio‘s birthday party was 80% models. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Niecy Nash knows the secret to a happy marriage and it’s blowjays. Constant blowjays. [Fishwrapper]

- Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE]

- Naya Rivera did not care for Kim Kardashian‘s butt. [The Frisky]

- Vladimir Putin‘s coming for your wife, son. [WWTDD]

- Meanwhile back in Mother Russia, women are shitting themselves mid-twerk. [Death and Taxes]

- And Olivia Wilde snapped back from having a baby. [Popoholic]

- What’s up, Nadine Leopold? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alyssa Barbara is from Canada and has big breasts. These are facts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Is Naked Now

November 12th, 2014 // 93 Comments

Apparently her naked ass wasn’t enough to #BreakTheInternet, so here’s Kim Kardashian going full frontal for Paper where I’m guess they’re hoping her FUPA will get the job done even though we already saw Kate Upton‘s and with a baseball player’s semen on it. Does Kim Kardashian’s FUPA have a baseball player’s semen on it? These are things the Internet needs to know before it just lets somebody break it. It’s not a whore, Kim.

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Photos: Jean-Paul Goude / Paper

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.12.14

November 12th, 2014 // 386 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with Courtney Stodden‘s Veteran’s Day tribute in which she naturally felt the best way to show our troops gratitude was to flash them an old transvestite man’s tucked penis in a bikini. If that offended you — and if you possess a U.S. passport by all means it should have — wait until the Final Five where not only does a company actually try to use sex to sell coffins, but it’s a Polish company to boot.

As citizens of the great nation that built The Ultimate Whoring Machine, we should all be ashamed that we didn’t come up with that first,

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

November 12th, 2014 // 49 Comments
Goddammit, Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler Naked Butt Kim Kardashian
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So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, “Aw, fuck it.” TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it’s her last stand before getting pregnant again … TMZ has learned.
We know Kim is telling close friends and family she’s about to get pregnant again, and wants to show off her body before the weight gain. She’s proud she dumped the weight after North was born and wants to show her tight figure off.

What’s every single post about? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. Who’s texting you? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. What’s that on TV? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. Who’s messaging you on Facebook? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. What do you want for dinner? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. Who’s the greatest NBA player of all time? KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT. KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED BUTT!

And we’ve officially broke the FISHernet: More »

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Is Naked Now

November 12th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian‘s even though that would take no less than 15 of Chelsea’s taped together and slathered in oil. Real comedians commit to their jokes, and I’m not saying that to be sexist. I’d tell Sarah Silverman the exact same thing. If she’s not on her period.

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Photo: Instagram

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

November 12th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Just hours before Kim Kardashian’s naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There’s another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly ever loses its mind over: racism. Except this time it did, but only for a brief moment before Kim’s ass snuffed everything out along with all of humanity’s hopes and dreams for the future. There’s nothing but darkness now, ever-plunging darkness. And for once I’m not talking about Kanye West’s penis. I told you I can quit whenever I want.

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Photo: Instagram

Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Their Own Reality Show

November 12th, 2014 // 10 Comments
Previously In Failing At TV
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Because the world is a giant stockpot of diarrhea and reality television is the spoon that stirs it, it’s only right that Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg get to make their own deposit. When reached for comment, the couple dropped this verbal nugget and yes I’m going to just keep making poop jokes here. Get on board. Via People:

Our feeling is, who better to make our first show for the network about, than about us?” the couple said in a statement. “We love working together and with our crazy schedules this gives us the chance to both work and play together.

It really is classic F-List Hollywood to immediately co-opt someone else’s idea and somehow make it seem like brilliance on your part. I’m assuming the pitch meeting went like this:

PRODUCER 1: Everybody loves Wahlburgers. We’d love to build on that with a spinoff about you two.
JENNY: *farts loudly, claps hands, laughs uncontrollably*
DONNIE: I like what you’re saying, but what if the show was just about Jenny and me, you know, just our wacky everyday interactions.
PRODUCER 1: Right…I think that’s basically what I just pitc–
PRODUCER 2: You can make it so her tits are mostly out all the time, right?
DONNIE: *stands up, extends handshake* Gentlemen, let’s make some television.

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