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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.30.14

July 30th, 2014 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a photo I can only hope became a horrific crime scene and ends with five photos that I’m positive did. If you guessed public defecation, congratulations, you’re an L.A. County deptuy now. We’ve also got Sinead O’Connor with a cryptic message written on her cheeks that I’m sure you guys will correctly interpret as a deep affinity for anal sex, and Elisabeth Shue for no reason other than I remember her from the 90′s and this post is entirely about nothing.

HA! Look at this guy! Like I said, nothing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Kim Kardashian To Adrienne Bailon: ‘Shut Up About My Fat Brother I Don’t Care About’

July 30th, 2014 // 13 Comments
Colbert Destroys Kim
Stephen Colbert Kim Kardashian App
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Kim Kardashian hasn’t spoken to Rob since her wedding where he wouldn’t stop being fat for her pictures and left instead. It was a simple request! Anyway, his ex Adrienne Bailon is now in the business of trashing their time together on account of him cheating on her constantly and his family tainting her career. So if you really want proof that Kim doesn’t write her own tweets, here’s her Twitter account suddenly showing concern for the, uh, fat kid. What’s his face? Bob. Sweet Bob.

Funny how she says being with a Kardashian hurt her career yet the only reason she has this article is bc she is talking about a Kardashian
#LetItGoooooLetItGoooooo (FROZEN VOICE)
So sad when people try to kick my brother when he is down #FamilyForever

#FamilyForever #UnlessYoureFat #WhichTechnicallyIAm #ButInAGoodWay #ThatGuysWantToHaveSexWith #MostlyInTheButt #KanyeShrug

Photos: Splash News

Megan Fox Isn’t George Zimmerman

July 30th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Because you don’t come to this site to read about how small your dick is for cowering like a pussy behind guns, here’s Megan Fox at the Mexico City premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where I’ll assume the promotional poster featured the Turtles chopping off the heads of their enemies. Or they’re just taking naps in sombreros. I go back and forth.

Photos: Splash News

How Hot Did Selena Gomez Look While Justin Bieber Got Punched In The Face?

July 30th, 2014 // 21 Comments

Chipmunk hooker hot? I’m going with chipmunk hooker hot.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Ivon Miguel/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Divorce? What Divorce?

July 30th, 2014 // 10 Comments
Jay Z Blue Ivy Beyonce Instagram

Over the past two weeks, the New York Post has dedicated its life to proving Jay Z and Beyonce are getting a divorce because he cheated with Rihanna, so here’s Beyonce’s first attempt at either refuting or downplaying those rumors by posting an Instagram photo of Jay Z holding Blue Ivy (above). More importantly, she posted this picture of her breasts which seemed like a useful clue at the time. Maybe there are divorce documents between them. You never know, you never know. More »

Nathasha Henstridge Looks Like This Now And Other News

July 30th, 2014 // 40 Comments

- Jennifer Garner won’t let Ben Affleck be friends with Kevin Smith. [Lainey Gossip]

- A woman named Princess abandoned her kids to blow a guy at Walmart? Get out. [Dlisted]

- Suns Out, Buns Out [theCHIVE]

- Nobody gives a shit anymore, Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper]

- How I Learned To Love (Or At Least Tolerate) The Titty F**k [The Frisky]

- God told Alabama it doesn’t have obey federal laws. Sounds legit. [The Daily Banter]

- Maryna Linchuk‘s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Zoe Saldana got naked. [Starpulse]

- Kim Zolciak‘s taking bikini selfies now. [tooFab]

- Chris Brown‘s neighbors want to shoot him. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Lucy Bayet… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Reminder: Nina Agdal is fucking hot. [Celebslam]

- Sylvie van der Vaart‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photo: FameFlynet/AKM-GSI

Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

July 29th, 2014 // 27 Comments
That Sounds About Right
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Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. TMZ reports:

Orlando Bloom got in Justin Bieber’s face early Wednesday morning in Ibiza … and Justin fled the restaurant — and one eyewitness says Orlando threw a punch.
The eyewitness tells TMZ … Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.
Listen closely as you watch the video. It sounds like Justin, in the middle of a shoving match, screams, “What’s up bitch?”
You don’t see Orlando swing, but the eyewitness tells us that’s exactly what happened. And we’re told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.

Considering they both banged each other’s exes (Selena, Miranda) yet both have been spotted on yachts full of groupies (Justin, Orlando), I can’t imagine what the issue might be. Except I can, and it’s Orlando Bloom hates black people. Oh, so what? They can’t eat the same restaurant as you? ROSA PARKS, BITCH!

UPDATE: Apparently Justin Bieber bragged about Miranda Kerr. That’ll do it.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

July 29th, 2014 // 283 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.

Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News