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Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

October 31st, 2014 // 6 Comments

- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around… [Lainey Gossip]

- You’re getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB]

- #GamerGate is going to bring down Viacom now. Good luck with that. [The Frisky]

- That’s Chloe Sevigny topless. [WWTDD]

- You can get college credit for reading The Superficial now. [Death and Taxes]

- Fucking. Love. This. Tumblr. [Girls in Cute Underwear]

- Xenia Deli‘s in a bikini now. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan isn’t dating Tom Cruise. Relax. [Fishwrapper]

- What’s up, Holly Hagan? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Good God, Sabrina Ioffreda… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

October 30th, 2014 // 59 Comments
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The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she’s doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil’s Eve. Anyway, here’s the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) topless pic:

Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to prove I have a better body than Putin.

And here’s her response after it was immediately pulled:

If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it’s ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?

Which didn’t deter her because, dammit, people are going to look at Chelsea Handler’s naked boobs if they have to look at Vladimir Putin‘s. The universe demands equaltitrium! More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.30.14

October 30th, 2014 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve lead today’s gallery with Kelly Osbourne‘s breasts, which I’ve shamefully looked up on with lust. From there, I basically stuffed this thing full of the leftovers from amfAR Inspiration Gala, then tried to get the image of Paris Hilton‘s dog-hair-covered camel toe out of my head, which painfully, I cannot.

It’s been a blast, you guys. *plugs in power drill, aims at right temple*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

October 30th, 2014 // 8 Comments

Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody’s brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It’s a small service I provide for the community, but I don’t like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the part where kids get absolutely screwed. There were boobs, and the butter woman was all, “Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg, Solo. You weren’t molested. Ho ho ho ho.” Things got a little hectic.

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Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

October 30th, 2014 // 10 Comments

Here’s Rihanna at yesterday’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, “Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!” And, “Oh snap, that fly’s wearing a red shirt!” It really was an incredible evening. You should’ve been there.

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

October 30th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus‘ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out of a bleach bottle. People could hardly believe it.

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto

Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

October 30th, 2014 // 4 Comments

- How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It’s time to start asking. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. [Dlisted]

- Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville bashes everyone on Real Housewives. [tooFAB]

- Lactating breasts are weapons now. This is how the Germans will defeat us. [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Xenia Deli… [WWTDD]

- Duck Dynasty: “People didn’t agree with us! It’s Nazi Germany again!” [Death and Taxes]

- Nina Agdal in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Dean McDermott is still a shitbag. [Fishwrapper]

- Alyssa Barbara is the hottest Canadian. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sara Malakul does Thai Playboy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.29.14

October 29th, 2014 // 331 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could only find this one pic of Emily Ratajkowski at whatever dumb event this is, so she got relegated to TCWM. It’s an indignity she doesn’t deserve, I know, to be lumped in with the likes of Floyd Mayweather Jr. wearing women’s boots, the reanimated corpse of Tommy Lee, and Whores who whorebrush away their giant whore asses, but what was I supposed to do, leave her out?

Whoever said that, you get the fuck out of here. Or better yet, you have to wrestle Neil Patrick Harris away from this bear now. That’s your penance,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News