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July 10th, 2014 // 17 Comments

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Good Morning, Andrea Calle, And Other News

July 10th, 2014 // 8 Comments

- Justin Bieber will see Selena‘s implants and raise her a model he banged two months ago. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney just cockslapped The Daily Mail. [Dlisted]

- Bad Girls Bend And Snap [theCHIVE]

- Farrah Abraham is opening a Greek yogurt restaurant? Why not? [Fishwrapper]

- Alix Tichelman will give you the one true death. Or a bunch of heroine on your Google yacht. [WWTDD]

- Hermoine wearing a doily for a bra, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Jenny McCarthy thought she’d be hosting The View for 20 years. AHAHAHA! [Starpulse]

- Keri Russell doesn’t get enough love. [tooFab]

- Amy Willerton does FHM. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

Selena Gomez Got Implants (Probably)

July 9th, 2014 // 64 Comments

A few weeks ago, there was a rumor flying around that Selena Gomez was getting implants so Justin Bieber would finally stop banging her friends, random models, and overly fertile female fans. And now here she is in New York looking depressingly more chestier. And I say depressingly because Jesus Christ, woman, you put them in the wrong place! The kid likes asses. Big, giant, gross asses. For God’s sake, his dipshit mom let him near Kim Kardashian before he even hit puberty. You don’t come back from that.

Photos: AKM-GSI

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

July 9th, 2014 // 306 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor‘s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and possibly Rosario Dawson. If you squint really hard and cock your head to the side, yep, I think there’s something there.

There are days in my life when I understand my father’s tears. Let’s go ahead and log this one,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Britney Spears Without Autotune Track Is Real

July 9th, 2014 // 35 Comments

A few days ago, a pre-autotuned version of Britney Spears‘ “Alien” was leaked online which sounded almost like you’d expect Britney Spears to sound without autotune except knowing the Internet it was probably way too good to be true. (Not to mention she was saying comprehensible words and made it through the whole song without asking for “basghetti.”) Except apparently it was real, but producer William Orbit claims it was just a warmup track which you would totally understand if you were in the biz: More »

Lindsay’s F*cking Up ‘Speed-The-Plow’ Already

July 9th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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If Lindsay Lohan has one talent, it’s begging and pleading and blowing and promising not to act like Lindsay Lohan if she gets just one more chance, and then acting exactly like Lindsay Lohan once some idiot gives her that chance. And now that idiot is David Mamet who really did cast her in “Speed-The-Plow” because his brain got sucked through his dickhole. They say he only speaks with finger paints now, and the occasional macaroni picture. Via Radar Online:

Lohan has been clubbing all night, then arriving to rehearsals late and unprepared, and sometimes not showing up at all.
“The cast is already really annoyed,” an insider says. “The director told her that, basically, it’s a one-strike deal; if she misses one more practice or comes in late again, she’s done.”

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Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

July 9th, 2014 // 10 Comments

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”

If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling‘s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip, who I’m going kicking this whole post over to because I only engage in high-stakes journalism where war machines look like butts. It’s a style of integrity I try not to brag about.

UPDATE: And we’ve got a confirmation. Please give your uterus my condolences.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Kim Kardashian Is Like A Working Mom, You Guys

July 9th, 2014 // 46 Comments
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While appearing on CNBC yesterday to promote her Kardashian Kid Klothes (Try the hoods!), Kim Kardashian decided to refute Pespi CEO Indra Nooyi‘s recent comments that working moms really can’t have it all because Kris Jenner taught her daughters that you fucking abandon your kids until you can pimp them out for money and you abandon those little shits now. Via Jezebel:

I mean, I think that’s just not really like a positive outlook and for me, like my mom kind of taught us girls that we could have it all. You know, she works hard. She taught us that if you work hard, it’s just all about prioritizing and I think that, yeah, it could get tough and after you have a baby, there are so many times when I just didn’t want to get up and work on something and I just wanted to be home with my baby, but, you know, for me, and I think I can speak for my sisters, it makes us feel good when we are out working and we can provide something for our friends and products that, you know, we can’t find that we really want. And it just makes you feel productive. So if anyone really feels like they can’t do it all, I feel like it’s a little bit discouraging to say that, even if I couldn’t and it wasn’t possible, I would try. And I would, you know, try my best to do it all.

Of course, what’s even more hilarious than abandoning your baby for the higher cause of shilling niche boutique items to rich people who are apparently dying without whore-emblazoned overalls for their kids is that Kim Kardashian’s “work” entails literally just walking around and doing whatever she wants while somebody films it. The other day she ate a salad. That was her job for the day. Christ, in the pics for the post you’re reading right now, she’s at a fucking amusement park. An amusement park. You know who loves amusement parks? BABIES. And, okay, pedophiles, but like she knows that.

Photos: Splash News