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Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

October 28th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

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You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff‘s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like Benedict Cumberbatch will definitely be Doctor Strange, here we go again. Via Deadline:

I’m hearing Benedict Cumberbatch is the studio’s choice for the superhero pic, and negotiations are about to begin. The news comes after talks with Joaquin Phoenix around the time of Comic-Con went south, and Marvel went back to the drawing board.

Cool. But, what do I think? Do I think he will be good in it? Is he swarthy enough, or whatever the fuck? Uh huh, yep. He’ll probably be pretty good. There is no other sentiment I can muster for this discussion because my brain has been reduced to nothing but an ass-seeking missile the likes of even Satan’s whorechildren can’t shut down. Case in point: More »

Kevin Smith Without A Beard Will Eat Your Soul

October 28th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Kevin Smith smoked a bunch of weed and came up with some movie called Yoga Hosers, and that’s already more than you could ever possibly need to know about that. However, in the process of preparing for his role that will presumably still involve jorts – method acting has its limits – he apparently shaved his beard off and the results are goddamn terrifying because he looks like a younger, dopier version of the guy who’s trying to bang Honey Boo Boo. Then again, one of my earliest childhood memories is my dad shaving off the mustache he had for years and me treating him like a goddamn stranger trying to hug me for an entire day, so I’m probably not the most objective person to talk to right now. In fact, I’m just going to sit here with this for a minute. *cocks shotgun, pets it like a cat* You kids have fun.

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Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

October 28th, 2014 // 10 Comments

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- George Clooney‘s wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. [Dlisted]

- All Is Fair In Tug And War [theCHIVE]

- If only Aaron Lewis had done this in 1998, we all might’ve been spared Staind. [Fishwrapper]

- I wonder if Taylor Swift‘s dad likes her new single ‘You Could Never Make Mom Orgasm.’ [The Frisky]

- Adrianne Curry is completely naked here. [WWTDD]

- Remember those bullshit voter fraud claims? James O’Keefe is still on them. [Death and Taxes]

- Your Hypnotic Butt GIF Of The Day [Girls In Cute Underwear]

- WARNING: Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie may cause premature vilkeviciuation. [Popoholic]

- LeAnn Rimes is tweeting bikini photos again. Was Brandi Glanville on TV or something? [tooFab]

- Alyssa Milano put a breastfeeding pic on Instagram. [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, Xenia Deli in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Upton in leather is not as good as that time she was naked and jizzed on. (Or so we’re told. It’s not like we saw and could forever not unsee that.) [Celebslam]

- Holly Peers’ giant, naked breasts are Miss World or something. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.27.14

October 27th, 2014 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish thinks he’s already revealed the ace up my sleeve but I didn’t tell him about Derek Jeter touching his own butt. I saved that one so you guys could pointedly reference how he gets beautiful women to make out with it for cash and prizes. There should be nothing else about this man that we commit to the anals of history. *rereads, feels intense pride for butt pun*

In case this still isn’t the most juvenile thing you experience on the Internet today, I also included David McIntosh‘s boner, because boners are funny to me and I’ll never apologize for that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking

October 27th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin‘s balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence‘s vagina has transcended this plane of reality, according to E! News. Plus it’s not like he can’t see her naked anytime he wan- what? We’re all thinking it. And I’m not even judging her. I’m just saying the guy probably knows how to use Google. Or has what’s-his-face do it, the boy. Methuselah. (Close enough.)

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

October 27th, 2014 // 54 Comments
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Farrah Abraham is bent over naked with a black choker style chain around her neck and the sex swing in the back
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Dammit, Chris Pratt

Here’s Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of untold riches and giant vulva rubber molds for anyone to fuck. If Walt Disney were still alive, this would’ve been his next movie. “We’ll call it… Blows Whites! — You’re right, too racist. How about A Dong of The South? The Sword Is A Bone? Pussy and The Beast? Wait, I’ve got it! Bignose And Broomsticks! Excellent! We film at once and, holy shit, did you just say ‘anti-Semitic?’ Is that even a real word? You’re starting to piss me off, talking mouse only I can see.”

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Photos: MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News

JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

October 27th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we’ve stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let’s stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea‘s buttholes which is a transition the New York Times wishes it had the balls to pull off, but it’ll probably write about Ebola or some stupid bullshit. Not that I’m bragging. I’m just stating facts.

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Photos: Splash News

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

October 27th, 2014 // 52 Comments

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos‘ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy Robinson who I apparently need to start paying attention to. Anyway, Heidi Klum should be whipping out an insanely elaborate Halloween costumes any minute now except, just kidding, she already did it the other day. Haha! Renee Zellweger. You people’ll believe anything.

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Photos: EVGA / FANA / Galo Ramirez / HEDO / RAAK NGRE / SPOT / AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Splash News

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.28

October 25th, 2014 // 41 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and surprise, they’re all about Renee Zellweger‘s face. Okay, maybe not every single one is about her face, but they just as easily could’ve been, there were that many to choose from. So dig in, and if you think whatever Renee Zellweger did to herself is “brave and beautiful,” here’s someone who’s actually brave which is a term I prefer not to use on a Hollywood actress who got plastic surgery and then expects a pat on the back for aging gracefully. (I’m a little salty this morning. Wanna fight about it?)

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