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Nathasha Henstridge Looks Like This Now And Other News

July 30th, 2014 // 40 Comments

- Jennifer Garner won’t let Ben Affleck be friends with Kevin Smith. [Lainey Gossip]

- A woman named Princess abandoned her kids to blow a guy at Walmart? Get out. [Dlisted]

- Suns Out, Buns Out [theCHIVE]

- Nobody gives a shit anymore, Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper]

- How I Learned To Love (Or At Least Tolerate) The Titty F**k [The Frisky]

- God told Alabama it doesn’t have obey federal laws. Sounds legit. [The Daily Banter]

- Maryna Linchuk‘s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Zoe Saldana got naked. [Starpulse]

- Kim Zolciak‘s taking bikini selfies now. [tooFab]

- Chris Brown‘s neighbors want to shoot him. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Lucy Bayet… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Reminder: Nina Agdal is fucking hot. [Celebslam]

- Sylvie van der Vaart‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

July 29th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. TMZ reports:

Orlando Bloom got in Justin Bieber’s face early Wednesday morning in Ibiza … and Justin fled the restaurant — and one eyewitness says Orlando threw a punch.
The eyewitness tells TMZ … Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.
Listen closely as you watch the video. It sounds like Justin, in the middle of a shoving match, screams, “What’s up bitch?”
You don’t see Orlando swing, but the eyewitness tells us that’s exactly what happened. And we’re told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.

Considering they both banged each other’s exes (Selena, Miranda) yet both have been spotted on yachts full of groupies (Justin, Orlando), I can’t imagine what the issue might be. Except I can, and it’s Orlando Bloom hates black people. Oh, so what? They can’t eat the same restaurant as you? ROSA PARKS, BITCH!

UPDATE: Apparently Justin Bieber bragged about Miranda Kerr. That’ll do it.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

July 29th, 2014 // 283 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat Rob Kardashian as cat photos, which now that I’ve suggested it should definitely be the new thing.

Could you imagine him trying to jump onto a table, but missing slightly and falling off? OHMYGOD or, or curling up in Khloe‘s mouth and just falling asleep?!ADORBS!!!!1

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian’s App

July 29th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Over the past few weeks, there’ve been no less than 800 novel-length takedowns of the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app which I didn’t read because I only need two words to tell me not to touch it, and those words are Kim Kardashian. As for the rest of America, it’s plunked $85 fucking million into it trying to become the virtual version of what Kim used to be to Paris Hilton minus that time Kim tried to breathe in Paris’ soul through a stab wound thus becoming her which everyone mysteriously forgot about after Kris Jenner obtained The Demon’s Bible. But enough facts and history, here’s Stephen Colbert ripping it apart in four minutes. (h/t Uproxx) More »

Holy Ben Affleck’s Butt Crack, Batman!

July 29th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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I’m shooting myself in the face for that headline. Don’t worry.

When my parents watched me head out for college 16 years ago, they watched with wonder as I even went in the first place, Mom, and somehow graduated without dropping out after a year to get married, Dad. There I was, an honest-to-God college graduate with a bachelor’s degree in journalism and a wealth of opportunities ahead of me (that paid less than Applebee’s, so I just worked there). I had surpassed them in every way. Or at least I did until today when I posted photos of Ben Affleck‘s ass crack to the Internet, so fuck it, you win. You guys win. College is bullshit. I don’t even remember what I learned there, and it still feels funny when I pee. Can I sleep in your bed?

Photos: SPOT/AKM-GSI

Remember The Other Day When I Said Lindsay Lohan Was Looking Good?

July 29th, 2014 // 36 Comments

Yeah, forget all that. Forget it even happened. I have a drinking problem.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

Hilary Duff Getting A Bikini Rubdown, Anyone?

July 29th, 2014 // 21 Comments

Above are screencaps from Hilary Duff‘s new video “Chasing The Sun.” And below is said video along with all the sound and “music” that comes with it, so let me suggest immediately skipping that and clicking right into the on-set bikini pics which are free from all that stuff I just said along with Hilary Duff’s thoughts and emotions. They’re practically the perfect woman.

Hilary Duff ‘Chasing The Sun’ After The Jump

Beyonce’s Moving Out

July 29th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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Yesterday, we found out that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna which was also the reason for Solange‘s elevator attack if we’re all going to start believing lizard people talking points now. Why make them go through the trouble of secretly putting mind control in our water? That’s my motto. Anyway, now comes word that Beyonce has been secretly shopping for penthouses without a camel pen for Jay Z to sleep in. Page Six reports:

“She was very quiet, as if she was looking on the sly,” a source said.
Fueling the notion that Beyoncé is not shopping for both of them is the fact that Jay Z has always been extremely involved in their real estate deals, sources said.
Yet he was nowhere to be seen during the apartment showing, they added.
Jay also would be loath to leave their current posh Tribeca pad, a source said.

KIM: “Ohmygod, are they really getting a divorce?”
KANYE: “I dunno. Probably.”
KIM: “We’ll never get one though, right?”
KANYE: “…”
KIM: “Right?!”
KANYE: “…”
KIM: “Hello? Did you hang up on me?”
KANYE: “… *snaps fingers* Kim! Sorry, bitch, forgot your name for a second. What were you saying?”

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