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The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back

September 30th, 2014 // 28 Comments
Amanda Bynes Telly Video
WATCH: This Is How Amanda Bynes 'Gets Ready'

I gave Amanda Bynes‘ parents a lot of shit about their conservatorship because they seemed to be more concerned about her money and a little too quick to blame everything on weed instead of admitting she has a severe mental illness. However, to their credit, they did manage to keep her under wraps without a single driveway being exploded or reports of a Rolling Bong of Death terrorizing downtown. Except the conservatorship ended earlier this month and it took her all of three weeks to get arrested for DUI, so before I go any further, GET OUT OF THE ROAD. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes was arrested in Los Angeles Sunday after cops determined she was driving under the influence … and our law enforcement sources say she was on a STIMULANT … but we’re told she has also developed a serious weed problem … again.
Here’s what we know — Bynes was driving a Mercedes in the San Fernando Valley when she stopped in the middle of an intersection on Van Nuys Blvd.

We’re told Amanda has moved out of her parents home and is now living in an Orange County apartment. We’re told she has been smoking weed for weeks and things are bad again.

According to TMZ, Amanda was high on Adderall and from the sound of things, keeping her shit together for the past year had to be a goddamn chore because her parents basically let the conservatorship expire and are convincing themselves she’s all better now: More »

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

September 30th, 2014 // 6 Comments

- Apparently Brad Pitt loves Shia LaBeouf. [Lainey Gossip]

- Those Amy’s Baking Company crazies are trying to stab people now. [Dlisted]

- Sideboob: Ain’t nothing wrong with that. [theCHIVE]

- Annie Lennox just took a shot at Beyonce. [Fishwrapper]

- David Hasselhoff just redeemed himself for letting Justin Bieber ride in KITT. [The Mighty]

- Yes, let’s get mad about porn emails and not that half of my state is being fracked to shit. [The Frisky]

- An 11-year-old got shot while clubbing because Florida. [WWTDD]

- Robert Pattinson‘s new girlfriend is turning Twihards into racists. [Death and Taxes]

- Goddamn, Arianny Celeste… [Popoholic]

- Kendall Jenner‘s underboob, anyone? [tooFab]

- The #IAmARepublican campaign is backfiring spectacularly. [The Daily Banter]

- Bryana Holly looks fun. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nicki Minaj has way bigger tits. Shenanigans! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.29.14

September 29th, 2014 // 476 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice isn’t the full forty pics it usually is after a weekend harvest of celebrity horseshit. I’m attributing this to one of two things. 1.) Everything is just a little different, if not slightly duller since George Clooney got married. To assholes like Fish and I in celebrity gossip, this was the equivalent of a 9.7 magnitude earthquake. He was supposed to fight the good fight…we looked up to him…what do we do now, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?! 2.) TCWM committed suicide after the run of the last four pics in the gallery starting here.

There’s no excuse for what I’ve done, but I won’t apologize. You start a daily log to give your boss progress reports on Bruce Jenner‘s breast size, leg hair laser removal, ponytail length, ect and see what kind of monster you become,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Kelly Brook’s Single Again

September 29th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Kelly Brook and David McIntosh reportedly broke up and surprisingly the reason wasn’t, “His dick was a boner all the time,” which would make sense, but according to the Daily Mail, it’s because he cheated on her giant, awesome breasts which doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’m putting too much emphasis on them, but if they told me to wage jihad, I’d start taking pilot lessons. That’s just me and my ability to commit if Kelly happens to be reading this. And skipping that jihad part. They make me put that in there.

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red

September 29th, 2014 // 18 Comments

You’re probably thinking it’s a dick move to put Reese Witherspoon in a gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, and that I’m only doing it to make another joke about her being pregnant. And you’re right, but before I make the voices stop, I’d like to take a second to compliment Reese for holding her own even while wearing almost the exact same dress. A lesser woman would’ve shrunk from the challenge, but Reese Witherspoon not only stabbed adversity with her chin but yelled, “Fuck you, I’m pregnant!” right into its face. I saw the whole thing.

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Photos: JosiahW / MPNC / AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

‘Please, Just Let Me Look At Fashion With My Tits And My Baby’

September 29th, 2014 // 35 Comments

“Guys, guys, please. I’m just a working mom trying to sit front row at a Paris fashion show with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. I don’t know how you always show up when I’m out with my tits and my baby, and Kanye West, but you probably think I’m going to get tackled again with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. Well, let me tell you one thing I’d never pay a Ukrainian comedian to tackle: My tits and my baby. Not that I paid one the first time nor is it convenient that happened while I didn’t have my tits and my baby out. You know what? Let’s look at my tits and my baby now. Have you seen my tits and my baby? Let them into your mind…”

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Photos: Abaca / Vantagenews / Xposure / AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver

September 29th, 2014 // 26 Comments
Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea
Jennifer Lopez Booty Ft Iggy Azalea Video Screencaps
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According to Jennifer Lopez‘s Instagram, she has a butt. And while that seems as good a place as any to wrap this post up because its work here is done, she also apparently got hit by a drunk driver on Saturday while sitting at a red light with Leah Remini and their kids in the car. Fortunately, nobody was hurt except for JLo who only speaks in hashtags now:

Sitting at a light, Riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!!! Thank god everyone ok!!! #GRATEFUL #THANKYOUGOD #DontdrinkandDrive!!!! #cursedthatfoolout #theBronxcameout #dontmesswithmycocnuts #mamabear #leahstayedcalm #thatwasweird

According to police reports, the driver identified himself as “Com Truise” before levitating into the air with telekinetic space beams, so good luck figuring out whoever that was. It might as well have been a ghost.

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We Live In A World Where George Clooney Is Married

September 29th, 2014 // 41 Comments
George Clooney Is Engaged
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“Alzheimer’s. Had it for months now. So who’s the poor shmuck getting married?”

If someone walked up to me and said, “Hey, did you hear George Clooney got married?” I’d punch that person square in the mouth for telling a lie so ridiculous I’d have legal grounds to sue for custody of his kids and win. And that’s with knowing George Clooney’s been engaged since April and just had a wedding two days ago. Except here we are because not only did he actually marry Amal Alamuddin*punches self in face* You sonofabitch! – he didn’t even execute her at the altar as a warning to future girlfriends which I bet significant amounts of money would happen and now have to change my identity. (I mean, pay Meatball Tony first thing tomorrow. Haha! *looks for passport*) Which raises the important question of who the hell did she catch him fucking? Because right now my short list is Kate Middleton and one of Brad Pitt‘s kids. And if that last one seems out of line, George Clooney got married. Everything’s on the table.

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