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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.19.14

November 19th, 2014 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of the big black microphone meme with the urine pig that started it all. We’ve also got Don Lemon who never gave me a reason to toss him at the mayhem of TCWM until he revealed himself to be a shit-stain of dumb, as well as Kelly Clarkson who I’m not fat shaming at all. I’m just saying this is Kelly Clarkson now.

I’m leaving that there and I’m positive you guys will have nothing but nice things to say,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

November 19th, 2014 // 13 Comments

Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ:

Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued a mutual domestic restraining order.
We’re told the judge determined Tuesday Taryn violated the restraining order by threatening to kill Jeanine via text and social media. According to court docs, Taryn’s threatening messages included: “I will kill you, bitch” … “Go f**k yourself and die” … “What’s taking so long? Shouldn’t you be dead by now?”
Taryn was not in court, so the judge cited her for contempt and police then arrested her.

Am I the only one who laughed at “What’s taking so long? Shouldn’t you be dead by now?” because that’s some classic Hollywood entitlement. “Bitch, I hope you die! But I’m too busy to do it myself, so I’ll periodically check in to see if someone else did it. Or maybe you could just do it for me. OMG, that would be so amaze. BYEESSS!”

And now these four year old bikini photos I had lying around because, again, I have everybody. Literally everybody. That can’t be healthy.

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

November 19th, 2014 // 41 Comments

It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let’s just kick our feet up and look at Miss Bum Bum finalist Claudia Alende recreating Kim Kardashian‘s naked photo shoot. And if that’s not your thing, below is Conan taking Jordan Schlansky coffee-tasting which is hilarious if you enjoy watching a replicant spectacularly fail to blend in with normal humans:

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Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

November 19th, 2014 // 16 Comments

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Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who’s very namesake would indicate it represents our most fundamental interests, publishes their signature feature that basically says, “That one! We like that purty one bester!!” So, congratulations Chris’ abs, pecs and butt, you are now officially sanctioned masturbatory fodder as well as the subject of great contention, because it totally should have been Channing Tatum again. (Attention terrorists: Start with the midwest and south, then work your way out. By the time you reach the coasts, the rest of us who’ve been eyeing up Denmark for years will already be gone.)

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

November 19th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar-winning contextual commerce-person. And don’t you forget it! [Lainey Gossip]

- The Duggars are still awful. [Fishwrapper]

- The Parents Television Council just now figured out there’s fucking on Sons of Anarchy? [Dlisted]

- Enjoy The Tan Lines Before They Fade Away [theCHIVE]

- Benedict Cumberbatch apparently has trouble describing the word “booty.” [The Frisky]

- Angelina Jolie‘s breasts were in public again. [WWTDD]

- Anonymous declares war on the KKK. [Death and Taxes]

- Nicole Scherzinger‘s ass is still fantastic. [Popoholic]

- Peyton List is trouble. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hayden Panettiere is pregnant as shit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.18.14

November 18th, 2014 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which starts with Ireland Baldwin‘s camel toe and includes a 40 pic bonus gallery of this year’s Miss BumBum Brazil Competition.

That’s it? That’s all I’m going to write? Tell me I haven’t done my job here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Kim Kardashian Was Clenching Her Butt, You Guys, It Wasn’t Photoshop

November 18th, 2014 // 35 Comments
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Kim Kardashian naked ass butt pussy” is still a huge search term right now (Never change, Internet.), so here she is telling an Australian talk show that her nude photo shoot for Paper is not the product of Photoshop, but of muscular clenching which almost always turns butts into smooth, spherical half-globes. Everyone knows that. Via Jezebel:

“My back hurt for about a week after that shoot. I used muscles! [Photographer Jean-Paule Goude] has an art of posing you and it was definitely not comfortable.”
“I was so honored and excited to work with [Goude] because he is a legend, and for me that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident. As a role model I’m not saying anyone else should do that, but for me it was an art project and it taught me to do what you want to do.”

If anyone needs me, I’m going to try and clench my penis into the shape of an octagon because apparently that’s possible if I say it’s for art. It’s for art.

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Photos: Getty, MODE/AKM-GSI, Splash News

Someone Invited Jessica Simpson To ‘The Hunger Games’ Premiere

November 18th, 2014 // 14 Comments

The Hunger Games is about a dystopian future where the rich eat all of the food leaving the poor to starve unless they shoot each other in the dicks with bows and arrows. Those words also describe every Tuesday night at the Chili’s near Jessica Simpson‘s house. Are you seeing the irony now?

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