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Jessica Biel Is Pregnant. For Real.

November 5th, 2014 // 13 Comments

It seems like only six days ago I wrote a post about Jessica Biel being pregnant, and that’s because I did because butt photos: whatever gets them on the site. But this time, there’s an “official” announcement from Us Weekly, so now we can all sleep at night knowing that, yes, Justin Timberlake has in fact banged his wife enough times to finally make a stork put a fetus in her uterus-box. Just try not to think about how much you spent on Ambien. That’s over now. It’s in the past. You did what you had to do and no one’s judging you. For all we know, he could’ve been not fucking her. There was just no way to tell.

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.4.14

November 4th, 2014 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that prominently features shots from the press conference for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, because exactly like being cast on that show, if you find yourself in this post, something has gone horribly wrong in your life. Or your nipples are just clearly visible, like Melissa George. Or everything you do is awesome, like John Malkovich. Or you’re an easily aggregated image of Kelly Brook‘s brea–

Ok, my theory needs work. I still have no clue what this post is supposed to be,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Still Awful

November 4th, 2014 // 11 Comments

For those of you who need a constant update on how Amanda Bynes‘ life is specifically falling through the cracks of our failed mental health system, according to TMZ, she’s currently living off of $50 to $100 AmEx gift cards doled out by her parents who secured a conservatorship over her finances. Apparently their plan is to make her hit rock-bottom and come back to them for help which is actually working because she’s already complaining on Twitter that she looks terrible because she can’t afford new clothes. She’s also claiming to be bipolar and manic depressive but taking her meds, but keep in mind this is the same forum where she said her dad put a microchip in her brain that made her accuse him of sexual assault. The first time, not the second which she’s deleted already. So there you go; shit sandwich. It’s all a shit sandwich. Your life is better than the chick from All That. You should go tell everyone on Facebook. They’ll hardly believe it.

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Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

Adrienne Bailon Tried To Save Karrueche Tran From Chris Brown

November 4th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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Chris Brown has been violently lashing out at women ever since he violently lashed out at Rihanna, almost killing her in the process. Yet here we are, five years later, somehow still shocked at his toddler-in-a-cereal-aisle meltdowns whenever someone asks his girlfriend “Are you sure getting into that club is worth being mauled to death at some point in the very near future?” That’s why the best part of this whole Adrienne Bailon sort of talking shit on him on The Real thing is in fact his insane Instagram response which has, of course, already been deleted. Via Celebuzz:

“‘BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY’ ADRIENNE BAILON…. You ole trout mouth ass bitch. U tried it. Won’t u the same bitch that was fucking wit married men? U also was keeping up with the Kardashians! U can’t talk about relationship goals when u don’t even have life goals. Ain’t you a cheetah girl? Last time u was important niggas was riding spinners and wearing 6x talk Ts. You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes. U tried it too Tamara Braxton. U take the role of the ugly sister. It’s always the people wit no career that talk all the shit. Dat plastic surgery fucked yo face up. Bitch look like she always saying “huh”? Muppet face ass! #basicbitchproblems #thotiannas I don’t even need a photo for Tamar, that bitch is beat in every photo! #icanmakeabrokebitchrichbutidontfuckwitbrokebitches.”

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Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

November 4th, 2014 // 37 Comments

While it’s pretty much a given that today’s midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn’t helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, her “support” basically uses the President of the United States as an ad for her “Hollywood” app which should probably count as treason. Unless, of course, he’s actually in the game, and the final level involves buying the right dress so Obama will pee on you in a sex tape which would be some crazy stark realism. How is this thing not winning awards?

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Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

November 4th, 2014 // 25 Comments

- Here’s what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted]

- The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE]

- Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper]

- Kate Upton will start your Election Day GIFs now. [COED]

- Ryan Gosling is a porn star lumberjack now. [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Sylvie Meis… [WWTDD]

- Bill Clinton will photobomb your child’s meltdown. [Death and Taxes]

- Selena Gomez is braless. [Popoholic]

- Matthew McConaughey used to kill armadillos for a living. Yup. [tooFab]

- Nina Agdal belongs in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Barbara Palvin‘s topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.3.14

November 3rd, 2014 // 436 Comments

Welcome to Mondays The Crap We Missed where I decided to throw a conundrum your way. You see, I’m well aware of how you guys lose your shit for today’s lead, Ariana Grande, especially when her Halloween costume is…I’m going with Child Prostitute Angel? And yet, you couldn’t rush to the comments quick enough to tie Lena Dunham to the spit stake. That’s a real mixed message, so in the spirit of that, enjoy today’s gallery which is almost entirely the last of this year’s stripper closet disguised as Halloween costumes or celebrity butts at a charity event which aims to make films more museum friendly?

I honestly have no clue what’s going on here today. Maybe Heather Locklear can tell me when she’s done giving a picture of Tupac to the paparazzi. *head spins, passes out*

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

November 3rd, 2014 // 19 Comments

And now back to Celebrity’s Underwear, Can I See Them? Here’s Kate Upton‘s skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked*wipes SEO off chin* – but at the same time, the post before this had a picture of Lena Dunham‘s face, so I know at least half of your penises screamed “OH THANK GOD!” before exploding into dust. On that note, do powder-burns come out of pajama pants? Asking for a friend.

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