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Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now

April 2nd, 2014 // 71 Comments
'Blowin?' Seriously?
Farrah Abraham Blowin
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Like any Christian author paying his or her dues, Farrah Abraham has to get a trilogy of erotic romance novels out of her system before she can set herself to the task of instructing you, the Godless heathens, on how to raise your children in a manner befitting the Kingdom of Heaven. Which brings us to “In The Making,” the first installment of the “Celebrity Sex Tape” series, so already you can feel the originality just splooging all over your face. Like a shot of creativity to the butthole. Via Fishwrapper: More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.1.14

April 1st, 2014 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and Kelly Brook‘s boyfriend hiding his boner pics that you’ll all somehow find a way to quote Jaws to. Never change, you guys.

And let me be the first to say that for today’s Final Five, Zaloog would,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Lindsay Lohan Posed For Uncle Terry Again

April 1st, 2014 // 27 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is trying to pass herself off as a sober, serious movie star, so the last thing she should do is go anywhere near the Chateau Marmont and/or Terry Richardson. Except he’s the only one who somehow makes her look attractive, so here she is in his studio, and I’ll say what we’re all thinking: After he cums on her face, does she hand him the invoice then, or does Dina fax it over later? Oprah keeps skipping that part.

Photos: Terry’s Diary

Katy Perry Really Knows How To Make Men Jealous

April 1st, 2014 // 16 Comments
WTF Is A Riff Raff?
Katy Perry Riff Raff
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Following up her decision to bang Riff Raff, Katy Perry continued her “Fuck You (For More Than Likely Cheating On Me With Kelly Monaco), John Mayer” tour over the weekend by telling E! News she plans to become a green-haired collector of fine arts, and, no, this is not an April Fool’s Joke. Switching Photo Boy’s AIDS medication with Tic-Tacs was. Haha! Look at his skin fall off.

As we first told you yesterday, the pop music princess has plans to change her hair color to “slime green.”
But that’s not the only new thing Perry has going on. She's decided to dive into what can potentially be a very expensive hobby with the help of Beverly Hills gallerist Marc Selwyn.
“I’m going to slowly become an art collector,” Perry told me at MOCA’s 35th Anniversary Gala Presented by Louis Vuitton. “Today, we had an all-day art crawl. We got to see some private collections from some people’s homes and then we went to a couple of galleries.”

“A woman who irrationally colors her hair AND spends shitload of money just because?! That’s way better than random sex with groupies I never have to talk to again!” – Mohn Jayer, Bizzaro World Musician

Photos: Getty

Michelle Rodriguez’s Bitches Swim Topless

April 1st, 2014 // 47 Comments
So This Is Happening
Michelle Rodriguez Cara Delevingne
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“Can I put my top back on?”
“If you want to wait in the car.”

Now that they’ve announced their love to the world, here’s Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne in Cancun over the weekend where one of them swam topless in the ocean instead of getting a dog, so none of this makes sense to me. Not a goddamn lick of it.

Photo: Xposure/AKM-GSI

Good Morning, Emma Watson, And Other News

April 1st, 2014 // 42 Comments

- Marvel apparently pulled a dump truck full of money up to Chris Evans‘ house. [Lainey Gossip]

- Of course Johnny Depp is wearing Amber Heard‘s engagement ring now. [Dlisted]

- Have you seen these boobs? Asking for a friend. [theCHIVE]

- Madonna is laughing! The Plague of Boils is at hand! [Fishwrapper]

- 8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic [The Frisky]

- Rachel Nichols is still a hot redhead with awesome breasts. [Celebslam]

- Note to Self: Get puppet mask. Have sex with Bar Refaeli. [Popoholic]

- Nicole Kidman‘s not Photoshopped here at all. [tooFab]

- Winnie Cooper in yoga pants, anyone? [IDLYITW]

- Emily Ratajkowski‘s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Upton‘s Jiggling Breasts: The Movie [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus topless on a horse. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

March 31st, 2014 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.

HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN