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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.26

October 4th, 2014 // 42 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the best and biggest roundup we’ve seen in a while. I’m not joking when I say at least half of these could’ve easily deserved the final spot, and if you’re wondering how this week’s made it, it’s Photo Boy‘s birthday and he loves Arnold Schwarzenegger almost as much as Prince Charles. In fact, I just described his dream threesome, so now I don’t even need to get him a gift. (There better be a lovely “Thank You” card on Monday, you bitch.)

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.3.14

October 3rd, 2014 // 252 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve decided to double down on nipple because self-esteem is for losers. *tosses degree into urinal* So in that spirit, here’s Fat Jew, Fat Soccer Mom, and Fat Rapist because its Friday, this weekend’s my birthday, and full disclosure, the siren song of the liquor bottle already plays gently in my mind.


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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Lindsay & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Nipple

October 3rd, 2014 // 15 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the after-party for the opening night of “Speed-the-Plow” where she managed to only forget one line and was deemed “competent without being exciting.” Which is pretty fucking amazing for Lindsay Lohan considering not a single review contained the words, “And then she try to blow everyone.” However, she did wear a dress that makes her nipples look like they have lens flare, so clearly she thinks she deserves to work with J.J. Abrams now. That shit went right to her head.

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Photos: Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

Abigail Ratchford’s In A Bikini Again

October 3rd, 2014 // 10 Comments

It’s been way too long since we posted Abigail Ratchford pics, so here she is posing for Garry “Prophecy” Sun in Malibu, and again, I refuse to believe this chick is from Pennsylvania because nobody from this state is this hot. Trust me, I would’ve spotted them in all the cool places I go whenever I actually leave the house. I’m talking the comic book store, the toy aisle in Target, wherever they keep the superhero T-shirts at Old Navy, and sometimes even Cracker Barrel. Places you practically have to barricade women away from until they overpower you easily. Their arms are so strong.

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Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

October 3rd, 2014 // 14 Comments
Leo Should Never Rap
Leonardo DiCaprio Squirt Gun
'I Thought It Was Mad Dope, Bro!'
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Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we’ve seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth Ashton Kutcher‘s baby, so somebody’s traveling through time and fucking his mom instead of pretending to be Darth Vader so his dad will have the confidence to ask her out. (And if you’re reading this, knock it off.) Which brings us to Kate’s new interview with Marie Claire UK where she denies “snogging” Leo because why wouldn’t the British describe fucking in Dr. Seuss terms? I will not snog in the fog, or with a hog on a log, said the frog in the bog. Via HuffPost:

“I think the reason that friendship works is because there was never any romantic thing,” Winslet said. “It’s so disappointing for people to hear that, because in the soap opera of the Kate and Leo story we fell in love at first sight and had a million snogs, but actually we never did. He always saw me as one of the boys. I’ve never really been a girly-girl.”

And with that, Jonah Hill slowly raised his scope removing the red dot from Kate’s chest as the two exchanged silent nods. This wasn’t her day to die. Blake Lively on the other hand…

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Photo: Getty

Nick Jonas Is Grabbing His Dick On The Internet

October 3rd, 2014 // 21 Comments
Nick Jonas Dick Underwear Flaunt

It’s been a few weeks since I tossed our penis-loving readers a bone with the Jared Leto dick GIF, so here’s Nick Jonas grabbing his for Flaunt which you can see more of on Dlisted where it will receive the proper treatment and respect it deserves. As opposed to here where we’re just going to Photoshop Joe Jonas into it because we’re 11. This is literally the depths of our comedy: More »

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

October 3rd, 2014 // 34 Comments

I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice‘s jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children’s fragile emotions for ratings. So here’s a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson‘s breast dangling out of her dress in the backseat of a car. It’s struggle is real.

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Are Already Being Assholes About Their Kid

October 3rd, 2014 // 33 Comments
Ashton Kutcher Is A Dad
Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher‘s baby has barely been alive for three days and already they’re not so subtly bitching about the paparazzi while revealing their daughter’s name. People reports:

“Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy,” he wrote.
Speaking of privacy, the actor’s post included photos of several different babies. “Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter?” he wrote. “All babies are cute.”

Jesus fucking Christ. If you’re that concerned with your daughter’s privacy which would be completely understandable if you genuinely meant it, move the fuck out of LA. Nobody is forcing you to live there or be highly-paid actors. You can easily pack your shit up, buy a house that’s not directly inside the celebrity media’s butthole and live quietly and peacefully for the rest of your lives without ever worrying about money again. And if that isn’t fair because you “love” acting so much, congratulations, you’re parents who have to make difficult choices now instead of stomping your feet and expecting the most camera-laden city in the country to magically change because you shat a kid into it. Even goddamn Taylor Swift doesn’t bitch about the paparazzi, and she’ll write an entire album if a boy doesn’t respond to her texts with the perfect amount of heart emoticons.

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Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News