Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher‘s baby has barely been alive for three days and already they’re not so subtly bitching about the paparazzi while revealing their daughter’s name. People reports:
“Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy,” he wrote.
Speaking of privacy, the actor’s post included photos of several different babies. “Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter?” he wrote. “All babies are cute.”
Jesus fucking Christ. If you’re that concerned with your daughter’s privacy which would be completely understandable if you genuinely meant it, move the fuck out of LA. Nobody is forcing you to live there or be highly-paid actors. You can easily pack your shit up, buy a house that’s not directly inside the celebrity media’s butthole and live quietly and peacefully for the rest of your lives without ever worrying about money again. And if that isn’t fair because you “love” acting so much, congratulations, you’re parents who have to make difficult choices now instead of stomping your feet and expecting the most camera-laden city in the country to magically change because you shat a kid into it. Even goddamn Taylor Swift doesn’t bitch about the paparazzi, and she’ll write an entire album if a boy doesn’t respond to her texts with the perfect amount of heart emoticons.
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