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It’s Safe To Ask Katherine Heigl If She’s Difficult Now, She Can’t Do Anything

July 14th, 2014 // 23 Comments
Remember Katherine Heigl?
Katherine Heigl Cleavage Congressional Coalition On Adoption Institute Gala
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For those of you don’t remember Katherine Heigl – which is understandable – she was once an aspiring actress who catapulted to fame by starring in Knocked Up and the ABC drama Grey’s Anatomy only to publicly shit on both projects before starring in a series of repetitive romantic comedies with each one tanking harder than the last. On top of that, her mother Nancy was a constant, ball-busting presence on sets which is why Katherine is not only doing network television again, but being asked questions about how difficult she is directly to her face which is exactly what happened this weekend. Even better, someone asked how the hell her mom is an executive producer – with Nancy sitting right there. EW.com reports: More »

HILARY. DUFF. BIKINI. PHOTOS.

July 14th, 2014 // 42 Comments

If you’ve been following the site lately, then you’re probably aware of my recent obsession with Hilary Duff. Shit, I invited you all to the wedding. (Still need those RVSPs.) And if you work for law enforcement, then you’ve probably been waiting for me to slip up, so you can finally land that restraining order. So here’s that, and I’ll just go ahead and handcuff myself in the front yard to save everyone the rush. Love has no regrets!

Photos: FameFlynet

JWoww Has Birthed

July 14th, 2014 // 12 Comments

If anyone still cares about the survivors of Jersey Shore, somehow JWoww gave birth to a baby girl despite being made of enough space-age polymer to go on a moon mission. And for those of you keeping track of the apocalypse, Snooki‘s second baby should be here shortly bringing the horsemen count to three, so if you’d look out your windows, you should see crops turning to dust as famine takes hold upon the land. However, this will only affect real food, so don’t worry, you can still go to McDonald’s. Suckle cock, Revelation!

Photos: AKM-GSI, INFphoto

Jessica Alba Bikini Photos Don’t Wait Until Morning And Other News

July 13th, 2014 // 23 Comments

- Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal drank at my old college bar. Their pee burns now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Forever 21 once fired Chrissy Teigen for being too fat. It’s what Jesus would do. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Mila Kunis is about to drop a douche-baby any second now. [Fishwrapper]

- Veronica Chaos having sex with a ventriloquist’s dummy is why there’s an Internet. [WWTDD]

- Does “toast” mean “destroyer of server space thanks to Brazilian fat injections?” [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Nicole Scherzinger… [Popoholic]

- Chris Brown and Drake‘s love finally cut out the middle-Rihanna. [Starpulse]

- “Channing Tatum shaved his head OMGs!” – Your noonerhole [tooFab]

- Jessica Simpson was hungover at her wedding. Of course. [IDLYITW]

- Xenia Deli in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

- Karolina Kurkova is topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.18

July 12th, 2014 // 62 Comments

Welcome to a mammoth-sized installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which combines the best of this week and last for an experience that lasts way longer than me in the sack, so there’s a chance it might even give a woman an orgasm if the female orgasm was real and not something I keep buying treasure maps to find while repeatedly forgetting cartographers don’t work in crayon. Or finger paints. But enough about the past 20 years of my life, you kids have fun.

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

July 11th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We’ve got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage of side boob, more butt and a possible father daughter incestuous scenario. It’s almost a perfect collection, almost…

*Googles Prince+Charles+Richard+Grieco+Civil+Union, hovers over RETURN key, closes eyes, crosses fingers*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Is Already Falling Apart

July 11th, 2014 // 47 Comments
Yo Stop Raping Me!
Kanye West
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been married 46 days and already he hates being in the same room with her. In fact, they’ve only spent nine days together since their honeymoon where shit immediately began falling apart. Radar reports:

“Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon,” an insider revealed. “She didn’t like the cooler damp climate, and the lack of high-end designer stores. Kanye tried to arrange tours of local museums, but she wanted nothing to do with it. Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!”

Eventually they bailed on Ireland after Kim talked Kanye into taking her to Joe Francis‘ mansion in Mexico where she spent their now second honeymoon posing for wet T-shirt pics to sell to very same people who rape her husband, so really it’s a miracle these two aren’t destined for a lifetime together: More »