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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.7.14

October 7th, 2014 // 287 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the post that hasn’t been secretly molesting children for years. I mean sure, it’s been creepily leering at butts, praying for Justin Bieber‘s untimely death, and letting out the slightest bit of terrified urine at the sight of this Mike Tyson photobomb, but little kids?

Jesus man, we’re not anima– OOOH LOOK A NIPPLE! No wait, shit, false alarm,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Jessica Lange Snubbing Lea Michele Wants To Help

October 7th, 2014 // 20 Comments

It’s been a depressing day full of unmentionable evil (Those links are right.), so here’s Jessica Lange snubbing Lea Michele at the American Horror Story: Freak Show premiere because sometimes this world can open itself up to you and not be a complete shitpot. Although very rarely, and it’s still best to assume there’s a bomb full of goddammit waiting to explode in your face at any second. Via Gawker: More »

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

October 7th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski‘s naked breasts. He’s also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I’m Not Typing All That, a Disney movie she premiered last night while accidentally lifting up her dress and flashing her Spanx to the 87,000 cameras on the red carpet, so naturally it’s everywhere you look. Then again, she could be married to a child molester, or living a life like ours. I’m sure she’s fine.

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Goddammit, Chelsea Handler, Put That Thing Away

October 7th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Because apparently more awful shit can happen today, here’s Chelsea Handler promoting her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl by tweeting a photo of her left tit hanging out. Which sounds like a reasonable explanation except I’d also accept she’s proving God has forsaken us, and that we shouldn’t fear Hell because we’re already living in it. I think I’m gonna go with that.

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North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

October 7th, 2014 // 43 Comments

For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I’ve seen all day. – *remembers Stephen Collins post* – Okay, second most. – *remembers Amanda Bynes post* – Still second most.

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Amanda Bynes Is Engaged To A 19-Year-Old Kid From A Bait Shop Now

October 7th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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When we last left Amanda Bynes, she was tweeting from a secret account after getting kicked out of fashion school and arrested for DUI. And since she’s still not back under a conservatorship, shit’s only spiraling further out of control because she’s already fled to New York and is giving interviews where she claims she’s engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop worker who, according to Gawker, may or may not be one of the kids walking with her in these pics. In Touch reports:

“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,” she told an In Touch reporter yesterday, Oct. 5. “I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”She claimed her 19-year-old fiancé lives in Costa Mesa, California, and works in a bait shop. She told In Touch she hopes they can settle down in New York because she “really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive.”
“I really do not enjoy driving,” she said. “I don’t like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.”

“I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I’m engaged – get away from me.” Nope. Nothing crazy there which is why it’s also another great sign that Amanda started using her verified Twitter account at 6 a.m. this morning: More »

Frenchy’s Topless And Other News

October 7th, 2014 // 24 Comments

- Rachel McAdams is probably banging Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Oprah went to London to watch Lindsay Lohan forget her lines. [Dlisted]

- If Tugging On Your Clothes Were An Olympic Event You’d Win Gold [theCHIVE]

- Holly Madison is a housewife now. [Fishwrapper]

- A documentary series on cosplaying, anyone? [The Frisky]

- Nina Agdal‘s in underwear. [WWTDD]

- Jerry Seinfeld shits all over advertising while accepting advertising award. [Death and Taxes]

- Kristen Stewart is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lawrence is not pleased with The Fappening. *hides under rock* [tooFab]

- Katy Perry chugs a beer before diving off a table. [IDLYITW]

- Apparently this is Emily Ratajkowksi except I don’t see big awesome breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kat Dennings molests mannequins. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.6.14

October 6th, 2014 // 412 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where right off the bat I’m going to tell you Weston Cage‘s asscrack is in here. It’s in here, waiting to assault your eyes and no amount of Megan Fox butt, or 250-year-old Madonna glamor shots are going to make you forget. Your mind is now forever unclean.

Unclean like Derek Jeter‘s girlfriend’s mouth. Because of the butt eating. Congratulations Derek Jeter butt-eating, you’re the new Hilary Duff blowing a guy after he proposed. We never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News