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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.52

December 22nd, 2012 // 65 Comments

Welcome to 2012′s final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn’t you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up on the galleries: You can navigate them now just by using the left and right arrow keys on your keyboard which I see has caused some confusion on The Crap We Missed. Also, definitely know the galleries start geeking out when it tries to load the next one, along with other fun little bugs we’re working on that come with change. Scary, scary change. *clings to gun and Jebus* But real talk: Look how fast you can ogle Alex Morgan‘s butt. Time and space practically cease to exist.

See you Monday for a holiday send-off starring you’ll never guess who,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.51

December 16th, 2012 // 42 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we’re on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that’s finally the way you’ve all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be looking at right now while you’re reading this, or maybe not, but I’ve seen it, possibly even caressed it, and it’s coming. Also, I was at a six-year-old’s birthday party yesterday and for once, in light of a horrible tragedy, I’m not going to make my usual joke about it being a unbearable hell because I literally walked around hugging every little kid and pissing off their parents by letting them do whatever they want because you never fucking know in this stupid, shitbag country. “What’s that, Timmy? You want a shot of espresso? RACK EM UP.”

Has anyone seen my wallet? Oh, right, that game of Craps behind the bouncy house…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.50

December 8th, 2012 // 68 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you later than usual today for a reason that will literally make each and every one of you say, “JESUS, are you alright?” as soon as you read it. Here goes: Family Christmas photos, and fuck me, I’m already having flashbacks.

Lithium. Must have lithium…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.49

December 1st, 2012 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of celebrity – using the term loosely – WTF that we’ve had a while. No, really this thing has Robert Redford, Neil Diamond, Rebel Wilson and Billy Ray Cyrus in a book store which I always assumed would cause his mullet to transform into a reasonable haircut robbing him of his redneck powers. My whole world is a lie now.

Only two more of these until Christmas, so drink deeply from its commentical stream,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.48

November 21st, 2012 // 135 Comments

So remember over the weekend when I said there wouldn’t be another Most Important People until December? Psyche! But, seriously, thanks to The AMAs and your all around awesomeness, we actually had enough commentical goodness for a gallery I’d proudly post any weekend. So enjoy this shortened week’s edition while Photo Boy and I prepare our livers for an exciting Thanksgiving Day of not saying a goddamn word as our family members blame minorities and Obama phones for costing Romney the election. “If I agree the fighting in Israel proves Obama is the Antichrist, will you pass me the yams? I just want some yams.”

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.47

November 17th, 2012 // 88 Comments

Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you’ll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to USDA Prime McBeef and ThisWillHurt for making me literally debate for hours over which of their comments should go in the coveted last spot, so you’ll all probably be extremely shocked when you see the Star Wars one won. Although I did try to make an alcohol sandwich which may or may not have been me just dipping WonderBread into a coffee cup full of Maker’s Mark then vomiting fermented dough. (I should open up one of those food trucks, I know.)

Bon appetit,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.46

November 10th, 2012 // 100 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don’t even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s love no longer exists? I can’t even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that’s how devastated I am. What do we tell our children? What do we tell ourselves?

This is what it sounds like when doves cry,

- The Superficial

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