Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which almost didn’t happen thanks to jqueries, random zeroes and a lack of delicious, ego-stroking thumbs up buttons. (All of which should be in working order as of yesterday afternoon.) So I was going to save the few gems I found for next week, but that was before McFeely Smackup strode into yesterday’s Teen Mom Farrah post and delivered his magnum opus review of her sex tape that should be printed out and read in the Louvre by Morgan Freeman. In fact, I’d like to apologize to the other MIPs because this is like pitching your best Little League game only to have Lenny Dykstra show up in the ninth inning and bang your mom. There’s no other way to put that.