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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.20

June 15th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m especially proud of for not only including a Joe Don Baker reference, but also George Peppard which young people won’t get, so shove that in your sexual primes full of technological wonders. *takes sip from cup* Mmm, damn good Metamucil.

Get off my lawn,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.19

June 8th, 2013 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, as a change of pace, I’m going to nominate Photo Boy for this Chris Tucker pic that needs no caption. I wept. And for a complete non-change of pace, I gave the top spot to the nerdiest fucking comment because it was brilliant in its dorkery. You may now respond with shock and awe at this unprecedented turn of events.

Up, up, and away!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.18

June 1st, 2013 // 36 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or as its spoken of in hushed whispers in the Playboy Grotto, The Biggest Swinging Dicks Dick-Swingest Dick Swing Fest. True story. Anyway, we’ve got another impressive showing this week, but I want to make sure to point everyone towards this Katherine Heigl thread where it was really hard to pick just one comment out of the several awesome ones. But what it came down to it, I feel like we picked the one with the best chance of eliciting this face from her. Although, for the record, we also would’ve accepted, “Hey, you know that Korean baby you adopted and gave a good home to? It’s Judd Apatow’s.”

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.17

May 25th, 2013 // 64 Comments

Welcome to the Memorial Day Weekend edition of The Most Important People on The Internet which, again, is probably one the best assortments we’ve had in a while, so I’m going to get right out of its way and return to the couch our troops so bravely fought and died for me to lay on.

*salutes*

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.16

May 18th, 2013 // 48 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week’s epic review of Farrah Abraham‘s porno by McFeely Smackup, we’ve actually got one of the best collections we’ve had in a while. Then again, that could just be my natural bias to anything involving Christopher Lambert who has no rival. No man can be his equal.

Take me to the future of your dick jooooooookes!

- The Superficial

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Most Important People: McFeely Smackup’s Review of Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Won Edition

May 11th, 2013 // 64 Comments

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which almost didn’t happen thanks to jqueries, random zeroes and a lack of delicious, ego-stroking thumbs up buttons. (All of which should be in working order as of yesterday afternoon.) So I was going to save the few gems I found for next week, but that was before McFeely Smackup strode into yesterday’s Teen Mom Farrah post and delivered his magnum opus review of her sex tape that should be printed out and read in the Louvre by Morgan Freeman. In fact, I’d like to apologize to the other MIPs because this is like pitching your best Little League game only to have Lenny Dykstra show up in the ninth inning and bang your mom. There’s no other way to put that.

McFeely Smackup’s Review of ‘Backdoor Teen Mom: Farrah Superstar’ After The Jump

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.14

April 27th, 2013 // 37 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where you guys crack the cold, boob-hardened shell on our hearts by pointing out the hidden complexities we’re too jaded to recognize anymore. There was a time when a more innocent Fish or I would have easily spotted Muppet scheizer porn, but that’s your job now. I got to pick the final spot this week and chose a pic that proves you all spend way more time scouring these things than even I do, which is a terribly sad statement about our lives. So, let’s all get outside and enjoy nature today. It’ll be good for us.

We’re all thinking Jon Hamm‘s penis when we look at a tree, right? Good, we’re good here,

- Photo Boy

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