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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.30

September 14th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly grab bag of the delicious mind sharts you’ve left in the comments. We’ve got a respectable selection today, but it’s only fair that I point out AWOL smoked you all on an Elizabeth Berkley pic by dropping this little gem which is not only extremely NSFW, but impossible to not stare at for hours until its your burnt into your mind and now you can never not see it. *looks at coffee* Stop warbling, mug!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

September 6th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who’sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don’t get AIDSH.) But enough chit chat, Mish Moneypenny, time to run along. Man talk.

- The Shuperficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.28

August 31st, 2013 // 61 Comments

I always know it’s going to be a goddamn awesome week for The Most Important People on The Internet when it’s only Monday, and I’ve already set aside 10 comments. (Also, I heard a rooster crow three times, and when I texted Simon Peter he wrote back, “Wasnt me bitch LOL.”) So huge thanks to everyone who brought their A game, and stay tuned for a big announcement next week where someone will be chosen to join me at my side until I pit you against Photo Boy in The Ring of Jealous Feelings and grow turgid from the heat of conflict.

Mmmm, that’s good decadence,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.27

August 24th, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people write in the comments. Which is coming at you a little late today, but let’s not pretend any of us have exciting weekend plans so it’s not like we were doing anything anyway. Case in point: You’re either reading (or in my case, writing) this site which automatically makes you a giant penis to be around. Embrace it.

Vaya con dickos,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

August 17th, 2013 // 54 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom‘s gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there’s a way to deliver a baby via a woman’s chest, I hope that’s how her daughter entered this world or may God have mercy on her soul. Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to talk about. Tan Mom’s hooch.

Don’t feed it after midnight,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

August 10th, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn’t go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I’m pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of gum then died out the anus the next day. Ah, the big city. Anyway, I’ll get out of the way, but first special props to Deacon Jones whose pitch-perfect Anthony Weiner comment almost was the coveted final spot until a last minute challenger wheeled in and gave Russell Brand an erection. For such are the days of our lives…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.24

July 27th, 2013 // 98 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so goddamn full of nerd jokes from Comic-Con this Mylar bag holding my issue of Superman #75 is no longer NM if you know what I mean. (Read: Not because of the detailed drawing of his bare-chested nips while fighting Doomsday. Entirely.) On that note, I can’t remember the last time we broke 30 comments, so I’m getting right the hell out of the way and contemplating whether or not to bite the bullet on The Wolverine. Which says a lot about The Lone Ranger considering I didn’t even think twice about not seeing it because my time is precious. Precious like gold. *goes back to watching Ted on HBO for the fifth time in a week*

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.23

July 20th, 2013 // 53 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you say in the comments. This week we’ve got Breaking Bad jokes, political jokes, Frankie Muniz jokes and topical plane crash humor. It’s mmm – *kisses fingertips* – delicioso. On that note, if I haven’t said this before, wherever the hell caley came from he/she has easily joined the ranks of Bionic_Crouton, Gilberator, ThisWillHurt, Little Richard, dontkillthemessenger and McFeely Smackup. Feel free to put that on your resume and/or use it to lure the gender of your choice into intercourse with an alarming success rate.

As Uncle Ben once said to Peter Parker, “Great power comes a lot,” (Nailed it.),

- The Superficial

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