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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.32

September 28th, 2013 // 52 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of the comments that managed to crack through our hardened exteriors making our hearts grow three times in size with laughter because marital rape is a hilarious, non-pooping LOLcat. On that note, I honestly had a hard time picking the final spot because there were at least three or four that easily deserved it, so I erred on the side of historical accuracy. You understand.

See you Monday provided I don’t swallow all the sleeping pills because there’s no more Breaking Bad,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.31

September 21st, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where January Jones‘ palpable disdain for the fruits of her womb was apparently your muse as it goddamn should’ve been. In fact, I didn’t think anything could top the Erik Estrada/Jenny McCarthy comment, until sure enough, pure LOLs rolled in on icy wings of spite. *wipes eyes* You just make me so proud…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.30

September 14th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly grab bag of the delicious mind sharts you’ve left in the comments. We’ve got a respectable selection today, but it’s only fair that I point out AWOL smoked you all on an Elizabeth Berkley pic by dropping this little gem which is not only extremely NSFW, but impossible to not stare at for hours until its your burnt into your mind and now you can never not see it. *looks at coffee* Stop warbling, mug!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

September 6th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who’sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don’t get AIDSH.) But enough chit chat, Mish Moneypenny, time to run along. Man talk.

- The Shuperficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.28

August 31st, 2013 // 61 Comments

I always know it’s going to be a goddamn awesome week for The Most Important People on The Internet when it’s only Monday, and I’ve already set aside 10 comments. (Also, I heard a rooster crow three times, and when I texted Simon Peter he wrote back, “Wasnt me bitch LOL.”) So huge thanks to everyone who brought their A game, and stay tuned for a big announcement next week where someone will be chosen to join me at my side until I pit you against Photo Boy in The Ring of Jealous Feelings and grow turgid from the heat of conflict.

Mmmm, that’s good decadence,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.27

August 24th, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people write in the comments. Which is coming at you a little late today, but let’s not pretend any of us have exciting weekend plans so it’s not like we were doing anything anyway. Case in point: You’re either reading (or in my case, writing) this site which automatically makes you a giant penis to be around. Embrace it.

Vaya con dickos,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

August 17th, 2013 // 54 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom‘s gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there’s a way to deliver a baby via a woman’s chest, I hope that’s how her daughter entered this world or may God have mercy on her soul. Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to talk about. Tan Mom’s hooch.

Don’t feed it after midnight,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

August 10th, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn’t go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I’m pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of gum then died out the anus the next day. Ah, the big city. Anyway, I’ll get out of the way, but first special props to Deacon Jones whose pitch-perfect Anthony Weiner comment almost was the coveted final spot until a last minute challenger wheeled in and gave Russell Brand an erection. For such are the days of our lives…

- The Superficial

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