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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.36

November 2nd, 2013 // 27 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you with only seven shopping weeks left until Christmas, so more and more of you are probably standing in a mall right now convincing yourself prison can’t be worse than this. (It’s not, do God’s work, and yes, I’m specifically implying you burn down PacSun.) Fortunately, I shun society and all it’s Auntie Anne’s pretzel goods, so here’s a smattering of comments for those of you who’ve heard of Amazon and/or have also taken to pissing in jars because I honestly don’t why I didn’t do this sooner. They really capture the light.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.35

October 26th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a cavalcade of shitamatazzery and, more importantly, an epic Paris Hilton visual gag that Deacon Jones nailed out of the park. Photo Boy served that low-hanging fruit up on a platter and you proceeded to have sex with it. That’s the kind of work I like to see here. (Adding… I love you, too, McFeely.)

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.34

October 19th, 2013 // 34 Comments

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet, our shit-tastic grab-bag of tomshittery you little shitters shit in the comments. You had to make do last week with Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker‘s Vagina Raspberry on account of a comment deficit – Thanks, Obama. – but this time I won’t make you watch two beautiful models make drunken queefing (queeving?) sounds because we’ve got a splendid bounty of ridiculous. On that note, special thanks to all the usual suspects: McFeely, Georgio, Crouton, etc., and to a surprising amount of newcomers who bravely stepped forward to make jokes about Justin Bieber living under LL Cool J‘s penis. You’re doing God’s work.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.33

October 5th, 2013 // 38 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is a little lighter than usual but features the most brilliant comment I’ve seen since we started this feature in 2010. Whoever and wherever Gilberator is, I hope he’s/she’s being fellated/cunnilinged by beautiful islanders and worshiped as a god. Preferably one that’s not about to be thrown into a volcano, unless he/she’s into that. Yo-to-the-Lo.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.32

September 28th, 2013 // 52 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of the comments that managed to crack through our hardened exteriors making our hearts grow three times in size with laughter because marital rape is a hilarious, non-pooping LOLcat. On that note, I honestly had a hard time picking the final spot because there were at least three or four that easily deserved it, so I erred on the side of historical accuracy. You understand.

See you Monday provided I don’t swallow all the sleeping pills because there’s no more Breaking Bad,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.31

September 21st, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where January Jones‘ palpable disdain for the fruits of her womb was apparently your muse as it goddamn should’ve been. In fact, I didn’t think anything could top the Erik Estrada/Jenny McCarthy comment, until sure enough, pure LOLs rolled in on icy wings of spite. *wipes eyes* You just make me so proud…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.30

September 14th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly grab bag of the delicious mind sharts you’ve left in the comments. We’ve got a respectable selection today, but it’s only fair that I point out AWOL smoked you all on an Elizabeth Berkley pic by dropping this little gem which is not only extremely NSFW, but impossible to not stare at for hours until its your burnt into your mind and now you can never not see it. *looks at coffee* Stop warbling, mug!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

September 6th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who’sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don’t get AIDSH.) But enough chit chat, Mish Moneypenny, time to run along. Man talk.

- The Shuperficial

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