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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.2

January 18th, 2014 // 47 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our grab bag of comments from throughout the week for those of you stumbling onto the site for the very first time after Googling “braless sweaters.” (Don’t worry, there’s more of you out there than you think.) Anyway, here’s the shit our regulars say because they’re daddy’s little snowflakes who come up with such running gags as, “Dis how chicken look,” which I then repost after telling the IRS it teaches them a life skill, so I shouldn’t have to pay taxes. I go to jail a lot.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.1

January 11th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the first The Most Important People on The Internet of 2104 and, holy shit, did you amazing bastards bring it. There’s even an Alan Moore joke. Alan Moore! I’m not even mad there’s not a single comment from the Leo brought a girl to Jonah‘s sleepover gallery even though I specifically told Photo Boy I’d burn the site down if that happened. Alan Moore! I’m going to make an honest woman out of all you. Mark my words.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.42

December 21st, 2013 // 42 Comments

Welcome to the potentially last Most Important People on The Internet of 2013 provided you people (You heard me.) don’t suddenly bring your A-game between now and New Year’s forcing us to toss up another one over the holiday which you would, wouldn’t you? This is why I told your mother I wanted a dog. Anyway, the Jonah Hill standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of orgasmic glee post paid off handsomely, so I hope you like jokes about that and ones about posts from last week because I saved the few that actually made the cut. I’m a sentimental bitch that way which is also why I somehow have all your baby teeth. *presses finger to your lips* Shhh, shhh, there are only emotions now. Only emotions…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.41

December 7th, 2013 // 61 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by The Pope, Billy Ray‘s Douche Cycle, a Real Housewife clearly getting choked out, and that time Hilary Duff blew her fiance after he proposed which will be my very last thought when I leave this Earth. I swear it.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.40

November 27th, 2013 // 57 Comments

So remember the other day when I said there wasn’t going to be a Most Important People on The Internet this week? Surprise! Apparently, you guys decided to goddamn bring it the two days we actually had a full set of posts, so here’s a robust sampling of commentical goodness to help you get through sitting at your parents’ house bored shitless. (On a tablet and hating the current layout? Here’s how to switch it to normal desktop view.) Think of me as the Ghost of Thanksgiving Eve who reminds your wife you probably had sex with your ex in the guest room you’re sleeping in now. You’re welcome.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.39

November 23rd, 2013 // 32 Comments

This pic doesn’t have a caption, but once you see why it’s here you’ll never be able to unsee it. Forever…

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet which I want to sincerely thank you shitheads for making surprisingly robust because there’s not going to be one next week. In fact, we’ll probably mentally check out sometime after our AMAs coverage which I’ll assume involves an eyebrow-less Miley Cyrus eating the skin off papayas with her vagina detenta on stage. There’s no way I didn’t just nail that.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.38

November 16th, 2013 // 53 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where at least half of these are of Lady GaGa so her label owes each of you a stipend for promoting her album vis-a-vis roofie and domestic violence jokes. You can’t buy that kind of publicity, but don’t let that stop you from taking hostages until you get a check. This is America. Harlan Ellison, bitches!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.37

November 9th, 2013 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet where quality is king, and quantity is but a Brazilian hooker Justin Bieber throws Pokemon cards at after he’s had his way with her. And by had his way I mean making her play said cards with him. Those bitches are Jigglypuff and they like it.

- The Superficial

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