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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.10

March 22nd, 2014 // 37 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has to be, by far, the most randomly clever group of comments because, holy shit, are a bunch of these brilliant, but holy shit, will a bunch of you probably not get them. One even involves a calculator. The important thing is it bookended by January Jones, who is admittedly goddamn hot for an eater of souls. I’m man enough to admit that, and also, highly susceptible to sorcery. (I traded my Elvish cloak for a Batarang.)

- The Superficial

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.9

March 15th, 2014 // 56 Comments

Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday’s, we’ve got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers – And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he was churning these out. – so you’ll find another one of those below. Will I keep doing this every week? Who knows? It’s a mystery. Much like what I do at night when the lights go down, and the city becomes a cesspool of crime. Perhaps you noticed the masked man who suddenly appeared on the rooftops only to immediately after he hit his ankle on a drain pipe, his cries of “Ow my leggy!” and “Fuck this!” echoing for all to hear. Because that definitely wasn’t me. I was home, uh, masturbating. That’s it. Master catering… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.8

March 8th, 2014 // 27 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you joining us for the first time after Googling “Jennette McCurdy Nude” (Congratulations, you’ve been disappointed and put in a federal database.), this is where I highlight the comments that somehow managed to make me, a joyless, dead-inside publisher of celebrity tits chuckle. On that note, we have a strong showing this week including The Pope‘s comment below which would get mangled in our gallery setup but demands to be seen. Mostly because it’s blasphemous as shit, but there’s also a butt, so it hits all four quadrants. Enjoy: More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

March 1st, 2014 // 25 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I’m typing this I’m still torn at who deserved the coveted final slot which went back and forth between what’s there now and the comment before it. I’d probably have an easier time naming a child because I’m already set on Gustaf Rust Cohle Jesus Face Puncher. Now who wants to get pregnant?

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.6

February 22nd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly showcase of the ridiculous shit you people say in the comments. We’ve got a short one today, but it’s still packed with everything you’ve come to expect: David Hasselhoff, an Anchorman quote that will seem really, really racist if you don’t know that’s where it’s from, and jokes about the Catholic Church being a boy-fucking bonanza. Never change.

- The Superficial

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Photo: CYVR/AKM-GSI

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.5

February 15th, 2014 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which comes to you after taking a brief hiatus last weekend which may or may not be attributed to a distinct lack of “Dis how chicken look” comments. That said, the joke has evolved now. It’s become self-aware. No longer confined to Joanna Krupa, it threatens to destroy the very fabric of comedy, but mostly just make it abundantly clear I will laugh at the stupidest shit. Laugh like a fox. Anyway, I’m sure you all have busy lives mopping up last night’s sex. Adieu.

- The Superficial

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Photos: Sebastian Faena/Harper’s Bazaar

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.4

February 1st, 2014 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our fine selection of quality comments handcrafted for your amusement. Or as it will soon be known, “That Gallery With The Joanna Krupa Gag That The Weird, Dorky Hermit Who Writes This Site Falls For Every Time. Bok.” (Give it about a week.)

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

January 25th, 2014 // 66 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. And maybe even venturing outdoors, but I get the feeling that only applies to me. *reflects light off of pale skin* Top that, fresh air!

- The Superficial

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