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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.8

March 8th, 2014 // 27 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you joining us for the first time after Googling “Jennette McCurdy Nude” (Congratulations, you’ve been disappointed and put in a federal database.), this is where I highlight the comments that somehow managed to make me, a joyless, dead-inside publisher of celebrity tits chuckle. On that note, we have a strong showing this week including The Pope‘s comment below which would get mangled in our gallery setup but demands to be seen. Mostly because it’s blasphemous as shit, but there’s also a butt, so it hits all four quadrants. Enjoy: More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

March 1st, 2014 // 25 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I’m typing this I’m still torn at who deserved the coveted final slot which went back and forth between what’s there now and the comment before it. I’d probably have an easier time naming a child because I’m already set on Gustaf Rust Cohle Jesus Face Puncher. Now who wants to get pregnant?

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.6

February 22nd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly showcase of the ridiculous shit you people say in the comments. We’ve got a short one today, but it’s still packed with everything you’ve come to expect: David Hasselhoff, an Anchorman quote that will seem really, really racist if you don’t know that’s where it’s from, and jokes about the Catholic Church being a boy-fucking bonanza. Never change.

- The Superficial

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Photo: CYVR/AKM-GSI

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.5

February 15th, 2014 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which comes to you after taking a brief hiatus last weekend which may or may not be attributed to a distinct lack of “Dis how chicken look” comments. That said, the joke has evolved now. It’s become self-aware. No longer confined to Joanna Krupa, it threatens to destroy the very fabric of comedy, but mostly just make it abundantly clear I will laugh at the stupidest shit. Laugh like a fox. Anyway, I’m sure you all have busy lives mopping up last night’s sex. Adieu.

- The Superficial

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Photos: Sebastian Faena/Harper’s Bazaar

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.4

February 1st, 2014 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our fine selection of quality comments handcrafted for your amusement. Or as it will soon be known, “That Gallery With The Joanna Krupa Gag That The Weird, Dorky Hermit Who Writes This Site Falls For Every Time. Bok.” (Give it about a week.)

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

January 25th, 2014 // 66 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. And maybe even venturing outdoors, but I get the feeling that only applies to me. *reflects light off of pale skin* Top that, fresh air!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.2

January 18th, 2014 // 47 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our grab bag of comments from throughout the week for those of you stumbling onto the site for the very first time after Googling “braless sweaters.” (Don’t worry, there’s more of you out there than you think.) Anyway, here’s the shit our regulars say because they’re daddy’s little snowflakes who come up with such running gags as, “Dis how chicken look,” which I then repost after telling the IRS it teaches them a life skill, so I shouldn’t have to pay taxes. I go to jail a lot.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.1

January 11th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the first The Most Important People on The Internet of 2104 and, holy shit, did you amazing bastards bring it. There’s even an Alan Moore joke. Alan Moore! I’m not even mad there’s not a single comment from the Leo brought a girl to Jonah‘s sleepover gallery even though I specifically told Photo Boy I’d burn the site down if that happened. Alan Moore! I’m going to make an honest woman out of all you. Mark my words.

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News