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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.6

February 22nd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly showcase of the ridiculous shit you people say in the comments. We’ve got a short one today, but it’s still packed with everything you’ve come to expect: David Hasselhoff, an Anchorman quote that will seem really, really racist if you don’t know that’s where it’s from, and jokes about the Catholic Church being a boy-fucking bonanza. Never change.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.5

February 15th, 2014 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which comes to you after taking a brief hiatus last weekend which may or may not be attributed to a distinct lack of “Dis how chicken look” comments. That said, the joke has evolved now. It’s become self-aware. No longer confined to Joanna Krupa, it threatens to destroy the very fabric of comedy, but mostly just make it abundantly clear I will laugh at the stupidest shit. Laugh like a fox. Anyway, I’m sure you all have busy lives mopping up last night’s sex. Adieu.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.4

February 1st, 2014 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our fine selection of quality comments handcrafted for your amusement. Or as it will soon be known, “That Gallery With The Joanna Krupa Gag That The Weird, Dorky Hermit Who Writes This Site Falls For Every Time. Bok.” (Give it about a week.)

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

January 25th, 2014 // 66 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. And maybe even venturing outdoors, but I get the feeling that only applies to me. *reflects light off of pale skin* Top that, fresh air!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.2

January 18th, 2014 // 47 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our grab bag of comments from throughout the week for those of you stumbling onto the site for the very first time after Googling “braless sweaters.” (Don’t worry, there’s more of you out there than you think.) Anyway, here’s the shit our regulars say because they’re daddy’s little snowflakes who come up with such running gags as, “Dis how chicken look,” which I then repost after telling the IRS it teaches them a life skill, so I shouldn’t have to pay taxes. I go to jail a lot.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.1

January 11th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Welcome to the first The Most Important People on The Internet of 2104 and, holy shit, did you amazing bastards bring it. There’s even an Alan Moore joke. Alan Moore! I’m not even mad there’s not a single comment from the Leo brought a girl to Jonah‘s sleepover gallery even though I specifically told Photo Boy I’d burn the site down if that happened. Alan Moore! I’m going to make an honest woman out of all you. Mark my words.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.42

December 21st, 2013 // 42 Comments

Welcome to the potentially last Most Important People on The Internet of 2013 provided you people (You heard me.) don’t suddenly bring your A-game between now and New Year’s forcing us to toss up another one over the holiday which you would, wouldn’t you? This is why I told your mother I wanted a dog. Anyway, the Jonah Hill standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of orgasmic glee post paid off handsomely, so I hope you like jokes about that and ones about posts from last week because I saved the few that actually made the cut. I’m a sentimental bitch that way which is also why I somehow have all your baby teeth. *presses finger to your lips* Shhh, shhh, there are only emotions now. Only emotions…

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.41

December 7th, 2013 // 61 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by The Pope, Billy Ray‘s Douche Cycle, a Real Housewife clearly getting choked out, and that time Hilary Duff blew her fiance after he proposed which will be my very last thought when I leave this Earth. I swear it.

- The Superficial

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