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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 7

December 18th, 2010 // 66 Comments

Welcome to the seventh installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called, “Every Single Coco Pic From Friday Plus Some Other Shit.” In the meantime, this will be the last Saturday posting of these babies until the New Year. (Volumes 8 and 9 drop on Mondays.) Unless, of course, Santa wants to stick around and slap this thing together for me Christmas morning. But, no, “Wah, bringing toys to all the boys and girls is so hard.” Trying waking up at noon to copy and paste penis jokes next to Chelsea Handler‘s face, you fat bastard. God, nobody has any work ethic anymore.

And now I nap,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 6

December 11th, 2010 // 51 Comments

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Welcome to the sixth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Like Indiana Jones finding an archaeological treasure, Cher’s nipples were your muse this week along with the cast of Teen Mom who both made multiple appearances. If the one used the other to feed their babies – and that could go either way – I’m pretty sure the entire Internet would collapse on itself until someone filled it back up with porn. Sweet, free, giver of life porn…

Hold my calls.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 5

December 4th, 2010 // 69 Comments

Welcome to the fifth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we have a record 23 comments thanks to Bristol Palin tapping something so deep inside of each and everyone of you, you should probably get a sonogram and start taking pre-natal vitamins. God knows I am.

Dig in,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4

November 27th, 2010 // 94 Comments

Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It’s almost as if you knew I’d be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) On that note, I’m not even sure if today is Saturday, let alone still 2010, so someone give me a heads up before I look out the window and discover the entire surface’s been enslaved by Jordan Bratman and his Mole Brigade. I hate surprises.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet

November 20th, 2010 // 51 Comments

First off, huge apologies for the site outage earlier today. I’m not going to point any fingers here, but it was entirely Ron’s fault for mistaking the server for Kate Gosselin last night. Haha! Office humor! It means absolutely nothing to you. Moving on.

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People on the Internet where your hatred for being exposed to Ke$ha’s haunches continued to manifest itself to the point where I’m amazed it’s not demanding sacrifices yet. That said, a special hats off to the appropriately named “Chunk” for being the first reader to point out that Teen Mom Amber Portwood looks exactly like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies. I’m honestly amazed people continued to comment after that. What else is there to say?

Anyway, enjoy.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet

November 13th, 2010 // 48 Comments

Welcome to another installment of “Comments of the Week,” except not entirely because I renamed it after realizing 50 other websites have the same feature under the same generic name. (Haha! I’m original.) I like to believe “The Most Important People on The Internet” not only captures the gravitas of my users’ word power, but also presents them with absolute humility which is the only way to approach a mind such as “stinky mcpoop,” who somehow appears twice this week.

On that note, enjoy the gallery, and don’t forget to check out the supplemental Ke$ha post that’s almost like walking through the Louvre if the Louvre was built to mock flat asses.

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Ke$ha Edition

November 13th, 2010 // 45 Comments

Despite being virtually non-existent, Ke$ha‘s ass was truly your muse this week. So, in honor of that, here’s a quick little gallery dedicated to some of the better comments inspired by her bland, almost geometrical haunches that touched something so deep inside of you, Indiana Jones had to hire another Asian kid to get it out. (Why does he do that, by the way?)

- The Superficial

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Photos: INFdaily

Comments of the Week – 11.6.2010

November 6th, 2010 // 73 Comments

Someone’s been creepin’.

Welcome to the inaugural post for a new weekend feature on The Superficial:

Comments of the Week

Here you’ll find the comments from the threads, Facebook and Twitter that actually made me chuckle despite years of reading anonymous Internet racism and rampant butt-sex lust rendering me incapable of human emotion. So hats off to these people for bringing their “A” games and creaming in the crop. I no longer feel like a handsome robot built solely for intercourse anymore. — Okay, maybe still that last part.

- The Superficial

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