Archive for the ‘Most Important People’ Category

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

October 22nd, 2011 // 101 Comments

After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain’t gonna weave it? Amirite? On that note, I hope you enjoy jokes at Taylor Armstrong‘s expense and comments about Lindsay Lohan that are solely hilarious because they’re true.

Your life has meaning again,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47

October 1st, 2011 // 147 Comments

Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we’ve got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to Lindsay Lohan aggressively promoting her hookery, and you folks just generally being shitkickers of words. (I have no idea what that means.)

You had me at the pee joke,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46

September 24th, 2011 // 64 Comments

Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin’s are a tad slim which isn’t surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you’ve always suspected of her.

Oh, and Chaz Bono took his shirt off. There were no survivors.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

September 17th, 2011 // 82 Comments

Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade can pierce her skin restoring peace and harmony to small African children everywhere. Or just in Africa.

We ride!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44

September 10th, 2011 // 160 Comments

Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that I wish I had the testicular fortitude to think of first. Not only that, but I’m 90% confident Gilberator just nailed the movie’s final scene, so Spoiler Alert on that last pic.

Until next time, true believer,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43

September 3rd, 2011 // 194 Comments

Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in the celebrity boob mines you people call the Internet. We’ll also toast Petey our black lung canary who we forgot to feed on account of looking at said boobs. He died bravely.

See you Tuesday,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

August 27th, 2011 // 70 Comments

Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it’s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time… THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don’t love Hoff humor you’re a fucking cyborg incapable of love and human emotion and will probably die alone.

Someone had to break it to you gently,

- The Superficial

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