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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.2

December 10th, 2011 // 79 Comments

Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more “Ha! The microphone’s a dick” jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn’t be more proud. *sniff* You’re in the family business now…

Give your ol’ papa a hug,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.1

December 3rd, 2011 // 174 Comments

Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On that note, to kickstart this first installment, we made sure to go back and scoop up all the little nuggets from Thanksgiving week so your efforts were not in vain, and more importantly, I love a good Macaulay Culkin joke. Haha! Michael Jackson touched him.

Let me handle your decision-making: This post > Christmas shopping,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 52

November 19th, 2011 // 118 Comments

Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While “society” might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won’t get you job or laid or the love and respect of your parents, I like to believe this post is a huge cock waved triumphantly in all those people’s faces. In fact, I encourage you to print it out and tape it to your groin. WITH PRIDE.

Building self-esteem one blatant pageview grab at a time,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 51

November 12th, 2011 // 135 Comments

Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. On that note, my personal favorite comment – After the one at the end of this gallery, of course. – has to be from jsburg who actually feels the firing of Joe Paterno for doing close to jackshit while children were raped is a grave Constitutional violation and the beginning of the end of America as we know it. Because if football isn’t treated like a holy and sacred institution, then my God, what is? We might as well be under British rule again.

Don’t tread on me,

- The Superficial

P.S. Also, add every single perverted children’s book title JC came up with in the Sasha Grey thread. Jesus Christ, are they amazing.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 50

November 5th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and stomped my feet because, Jesus Christ, is it a pain in the ass to put this thing together. Which is why, two months later, a Photo Boy was born! And my how he’s grown. Why just the other day he made his first 9/11 joke and, of course, I forgot the camcorder. Ha! Kids.

Cherishing the memories,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

October 29th, 2011 // 128 Comments

Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all into a really sweet roller skating party where I’m hearing talks of lazer tag and, aw snap, Spin the Bottle!

Someone’s gettin’ maple pregnant,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

October 22nd, 2011 // 101 Comments

After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain’t gonna weave it? Amirite? On that note, I hope you enjoy jokes at Taylor Armstrong‘s expense and comments about Lindsay Lohan that are solely hilarious because they’re true.

Your life has meaning again,

- The Superficial

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