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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 51

November 12th, 2011 // 135 Comments

Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. On that note, my personal favorite comment – After the one at the end of this gallery, of course. – has to be from jsburg who actually feels the firing of Joe Paterno for doing close to jackshit while children were raped is a grave Constitutional violation and the beginning of the end of America as we know it. Because if football isn’t treated like a holy and sacred institution, then my God, what is? We might as well be under British rule again.

Don’t tread on me,

- The Superficial

P.S. Also, add every single perverted children’s book title JC came up with in the Sasha Grey thread. Jesus Christ, are they amazing.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 50

November 5th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and stomped my feet because, Jesus Christ, is it a pain in the ass to put this thing together. Which is why, two months later, a Photo Boy was born! And my how he’s grown. Why just the other day he made his first 9/11 joke and, of course, I forgot the camcorder. Ha! Kids.

Cherishing the memories,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

October 29th, 2011 // 128 Comments

Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all into a really sweet roller skating party where I’m hearing talks of lazer tag and, aw snap, Spin the Bottle!

Someone’s gettin’ maple pregnant,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

October 22nd, 2011 // 101 Comments

After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain’t gonna weave it? Amirite? On that note, I hope you enjoy jokes at Taylor Armstrong‘s expense and comments about Lindsay Lohan that are solely hilarious because they’re true.

Your life has meaning again,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47

October 1st, 2011 // 147 Comments

Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we’ve got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to Lindsay Lohan aggressively promoting her hookery, and you folks just generally being shitkickers of words. (I have no idea what that means.)

You had me at the pee joke,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46

September 24th, 2011 // 64 Comments

Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin’s are a tad slim which isn’t surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you’ve always suspected of her.

Oh, and Chaz Bono took his shirt off. There were no survivors.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

September 17th, 2011 // 82 Comments

Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade can pierce her skin restoring peace and harmony to small African children everywhere. Or just in Africa.

We ride!

- The Superficial

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44

September 10th, 2011 // 160 Comments

Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that I wish I had the testicular fortitude to think of first. Not only that, but I’m 90% confident Gilberator just nailed the movie’s final scene, so Spoiler Alert on that last pic.

Until next time, true believer,

- The Superficial

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