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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.20

July 26th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet because sometimes this site makes fun of celebrities instead of talking about nerd shit for an entire morning. (I’m as shocked as you are.) So enjoy all of that while I sit around refreshing Comic-Con updates because how fun can women’s vaginas be? No, seriously, I’m asking. Tell me everything.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.19

July 18th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it’s Friday in the middle of July. So here’s your commentical goodness for the week excluding any What the hell’s up with Britney Spears‘ face? gems which I’ve been shoving into that post like so many Furnch Fries. You can practically hear her giggle if her face was capable of moving. Aren’t there laws against Botoxing the retarded? Because there should be laws against Botoxing the retarded. Get me Washington.

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.18

July 12th, 2014 // 62 Comments

Welcome to a mammoth-sized installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which combines the best of this week and last for an experience that lasts way longer than me in the sack, so there’s a chance it might even give a woman an orgasm if the female orgasm was real and not something I keep buying treasure maps to find while repeatedly forgetting cartographers don’t work in crayon. Or finger paints. But enough about the past 20 years of my life, you kids have fun.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.17

June 28th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that features yet another, remarkably robust showing and probably the best Tom Cruise joke I’ve ever seen in all my years of celebrity tit blogging. But enough about Midget Jesus The Levitating Space Prince, let’s get right into this week’s Long One™ which paints a scene so inspirational and heartwarming Christopher Reeve rose from the dead and kicked a horse in the face. I couldn’t believe it: More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.16

June 21st, 2014 // 31 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, once again, you people fucking brought it. And I’m not just saying that because of the Star Wars quote. Entirely. However, on a serious note, there were a remarkable amount of Hillary Clinton jokes to choose from which bodes well for her presidency. It’s time we got back to laughing at the Kabuki theater of politics that fucks everyone but the rich in the ass instead of going, “OHMYGOD A BLACK GUY!” The future looks bright. Anyway, a quick honorable mention to almost every single comment on this Khloe Kardashian thread (I couldn’t even decide, so I didn’t!), and now on to this week’s Long One™: More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.15

June 14th, 2014 // 54 Comments

Welcome this week’s edition of The Most Important People on The Internet where we gather up all the best comments from blah blah blah fart. Let’s talk about the Tom Cruise Asian kid. True story: Photo Boy had no idea he was even in this Lady GaGa pic (and is now rocking in the corner) until Deacon Jones pointed him out because that’s how boring her nipples are. How did he get there? Was he there the whole time? Did he make Lady GaGa look at him with his mind? Is he EVERYWHERE? More »

Giant Size The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 4.14

June 7th, 2014 // 55 Comments

Thanks to the holiday weekend, last week was shorter than usual, so we didn’t have quite enough comments to justify a Most Important People on The Internet. Fortunately, not only did I hold onto them, but you beautiful bitches brought it this week, so we have a goddamn goldmine of horrible comments that will make D-Day look like a box social. And if you think that’s an offensive thing to say, those soldiers destroyed that poor beach’s self-esteem. Just destroyed it. It’s never been able to have a stable relationship since, and I heard sometimes it even cuts itself. Cutting! I hope stopping Hitler was important, jerks.

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.13

May 23rd, 2014 // 30 Comments

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People On The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend, and because Photo Boy and I are catching X-Men: Days of Future Past, so look for the usual novel-length review later today. But before I get myself gussied up, here’s this week’s Special Place comment that’s a load of nepotism all over your face: More »

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