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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.32

December 13th, 2014 // 42 Comments

Welcome to another sporadic installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our (bi/tri/BBW-)weekly roundup of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. You’ll notice there’s a few comments from last week’s post, so just to jog your memory Shia LaBeouf tried to say he was raped during his “performance art” piece, Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain and Usher charged his phone with a woman’s vagina which probably explains why Justin Bieber is blonde now. I’ve seen Powder.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.31

November 26th, 2014 // 33 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly round-up of the horrible shit you people say in the comments which we sat on over the weekend in hopes that you’d fill this bitch up with awesome Bill Cosby captions. And you did not disappoint. Especially Frederick Buddha who was goddamn Shakespeare. Literally. So dig in, and follow me on Tumblr, Facebook and/or Twitter where I’ll probably be firing off some sort of random horseshit over the holiday after I drop a Bertney’s Thanksgiving on you. Don’t touch that dial.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.30

November 15th, 2014 // 20 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and I’m not going to beat around the Photoshopped bush, half of these are about Kim Kardashian naked. Although, one of them does solve the contentious debate of FUPA or no FUPA that threatened to tear Photo Boy and I apart, so a special thanks to CranAppleSnapple. You’re invited to the spirit ceremony.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.29

November 8th, 2014 // 30 Comments

And The Most Important People on The Internet is back. So how’s everybody doing? How’s your weekend going so far? Maybe doing a little Christmas shopping? Well, fuck all that, because you’re sitting in front of your computer and reading horrible-ass shit about celebrities. You’re a grown up and no one can tell you how to live your life. Take it from me. – *sips coffee from Batman mug, looks around empty room, so, so empty* – You made the right choice. Now who wants to press their hands against the monitor totally for goofs and not for a desperate shot at human contact? Haha! Who even does that? (Please.)

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.28

October 25th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and surprise, they’re all about Renee Zellweger‘s face. Okay, maybe not every single one is about her face, but they just as easily could’ve been, there were that many to choose from. So dig in, and if you think whatever Renee Zellweger did to herself is “brave and beautiful,” here’s someone who’s actually brave which is a term I prefer not to use on a Hollywood actress who got plastic surgery and then expects a pat on the back for aging gracefully. (I’m a little salty this morning. Wanna fight about it?)

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.27

October 11th, 2014 // 18 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People On The Internet, our weekly roundup of the best horrible shit you people say in the comments. And this week is especially shit-tastic thanks to half of these being about Stephen Collins because souls are overrated. All they do is slow you down and make you form emotional connections with other human beings and that’s fucking crazy talk. Who even lives like that?

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.26

October 4th, 2014 // 42 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the best and biggest roundup we’ve seen in a while. I’m not joking when I say at least half of these could’ve easily deserved the final spot, and if you’re wondering how this week’s made it, it’s Photo Boy‘s birthday and he loves Arnold Schwarzenegger almost as much as Prince Charles. In fact, I just described his dream threesome, so now I don’t even need to get him a gift. (There better be a lovely “Thank You” card on Monday, you bitch.)

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.25

September 27th, 2014 // 33 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where a lot of you apparently had trouble coping with the loss of Sam Elliott’s mustache as you goddamn should. What kind of a sick, twisted world is this? Get me out of it! GET ME OUT OF HERE! – *breathes into paper bag* – There’s no point to anything more. – *breathes* – There’s just no point… More »

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