Archive for the ‘Hot Bodies’ Category

Good Morning, Amy Willerton, And Other News

April 9th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Vanessa Hudgens is paid to go to Coachella by McDonald’s because Coachella is bullshit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Speaking of McDonald’s, here’s a topless woman destroying one looking for ice cream. [Dlisted]

- If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell feels bad about banging his best friend’s wife now. [Fishwrapper]

- Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd? [The Frisky]

- Good God, Arianny Celeste… [Popoholic]

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s still wearing her wedding ring. [Starpulse]

- Tim Burton‘s going to murder Jimmy Kimmel. [tooFab]

- Whoever the hell’s dressing Kate Upton needs to stop. [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, Rachel Barnes swimsuit photos? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rob Lowe hates being so damn handsome. [Celebslam]

- Universal Studios is making a Fast & Furious ride. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Kim Kardashian‘s ass has to affect the tide, has to. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Taylor Swift’s Parents Are Katherine Heigl-ing Her

April 8th, 2014 // 14 Comments

According to Page Six, Taylor Swift‘s parents are straight Katherine Heigl-ing her career which is really all I wanted to post about. Not so much the specifics of what’s happening to Taylor’s career, or why her parents are to blame, but that Katherine Heigl has been reduced to a go-to term for how hard a parental unit is fucking their child’s career. I needed to feel good about the world for a minute. Just one minute. It’s getting rough out there.

Photos: Getty

Still Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo

April 8th, 2014 // 32 Comments
WTF Is This Shit?
Scarlett Johansson Lucy
ScarJo Made A Sequel To 'Limitless' Read More »

Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here’s ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn’t want to be equated with JLo who’s not very ScarJo. Via HuffPo:

“I associate that name with, like, pop stars. ‘It sounds tacky. It’s lazy and flippant … There’s something insulting about it,” Johansson told Glamour magazine, clearly throwing shade at Jennifer Lopez, otherwise known as J.Lo and the woman who basically started the media’s portmanteau trend.

In ScarJo’s defense, ScarJo was surprisingly awesome in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, so I’m going to let ScarJo have her moment about being called ScarJo. ScarJo earned it.

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Lady Gaga’s Demanding Photo Agencies Photoshop Her Pictures Now

April 8th, 2014 // 28 Comments
Edit The Internet?
Beyonce
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While Beyonce went the less subtle route of having her publicist demand websites remove unflattering photos of her, Lady Gaga‘s people were smart enough to realize photo agencies would let you have sex with your kids if it meant an exclusive and started demanding pics be “enhanced” before they’re approved for publication. A process that was immediately agreed to because I made the joke about sex with kids, right? Okay, good. Page Six report: More »

Paige Butcher Is Still At The Beach And Other News

April 8th, 2014 // 5 Comments

- “I’ve never fucked this model before in my life!” [Lainey Gossip]

- The Human Barbie is a child-hating racist. [Dlisted]

- Miley Cyrus cancelled her North Carolina show 30 minutes before it was supposed to start. [Starpulse]

- ‘Cute’ Is A Vastly Inadequate Word To Describe These Girls [theCHIVE]

- Christina Hendricks wants to be on Game of Thrones. Let her. LET HER NOW. [The Superficial]

- Lady GaGa is morphing into Kim Kardashian. [Fishwrapper]

- All The Important Humping On ‘Game Of Thrones’ [The Frisky]

- Martha Hunt bikini photos, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Kevin Federline qualifies as a Duggar at this point. Or at least a Gosselin. [tooFab]

- Does anybody recognize these boobs? Anybody? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Guardians of The Galaxy is looking better and better. [FilmDrunk]

- Barbara Palvin does a.. heroin dance? These fucking kids today. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Want To Be On ‘Game of Thrones,’ This Needs To Happen

April 8th, 2014 // 20 Comments
Christina Hendricks Cleavage
WATCH: Christina Hendricks Wants To Be On 'GoT'

If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom when I say that if Christina Hendricks gets naked in Westeros, a dragon will fly out of my penis. A literal, honest to God dragon. With Peter Dinklage on its back.

Amanda Bynes Is In A Bikini

April 7th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Now that Amanda Bynes‘ parents scored that conservatorship they always wanted, they can use her money to go on awesome vacations. So here’s the whole crew at Cabo San Lucas yesterday where part of the healing process is treating Amanda like a normal, non-crazy celebrity who simply had a “rough spot” full of vagina murder and arson. I’ll go first: Mmm, that butt sure looks like it could use some pee. But not because it hears voices! This is purely sexual. I don’t even know what schizophrenia means. (Nailed it.)

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