Archive for the ‘Hot Bodies’ Category

Help Me, Hilary Duff’s Butt In Tight Jeans, You’re My Only Hope

October 8th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Here’s Hilary Duff‘s butt in tight jeans on the set of Good Morning America yesterday where nobody talked about putting their child’s penis in their mouth, so I’m just going to sit here for a while hugging my monitor and quietly weeping until her ass consumes my every thought and I’m back to normal again. Shouldn’t be long.

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Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

October 8th, 2014 // 5 Comments

- Jennifer Garner was destined to be the one to put up with Ben Affleck‘s shit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Morrissey has Morrissey things to say about having cancer. [Dlisted]

- Softball players make great bikini models. Who knew? [theCHIVE]

- Gretchen Carlson went full Benghazi on Ebola. Of course. [The Daily Banter]

- Blake Lively gave Aziz Ansari her number then wouldn’t return his texts. [Fishwrapper]

- True Story: My Gynecologist Found A Used Condom In My Vagina [The Frisky]

- Shia LaBeouf is totes method, bro. [WWTDD]

- “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over? To tell you the good news!” [Death and Taxes]

- Lea Michele‘s in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- Josh Duhamel‘s son flips off the paparazzi. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Helen Flanagan. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And you, too, Jessica Chastain in lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: PRPH/AKM-GSI, SunOfHollywood.com / Splash News

Jessica Lange Snubbing Lea Michele Wants To Help

October 7th, 2014 // 20 Comments

It’s been a depressing day full of unmentionable evil (Those links are right.), so here’s Jessica Lange snubbing Lea Michele at the American Horror Story: Freak Show premiere because sometimes this world can open itself up to you and not be a complete shitpot. Although very rarely, and it’s still best to assume there’s a bomb full of goddammit waiting to explode in your face at any second. Via Gawker: More »

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

October 7th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski‘s naked breasts. He’s also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I’m Not Typing All That, a Disney movie she premiered last night while accidentally lifting up her dress and flashing her Spanx to the 87,000 cameras on the red carpet, so naturally it’s everywhere you look. Then again, she could be married to a child molester, or living a life like ours. I’m sure she’s fine.

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

October 7th, 2014 // 43 Comments

For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I’ve seen all day. – *remembers Stephen Collins post* – Okay, second most. – *remembers Amanda Bynes post* – Still second most.

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Frenchy’s Topless And Other News

October 7th, 2014 // 24 Comments

- Rachel McAdams is probably banging Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Oprah went to London to watch Lindsay Lohan forget her lines. [Dlisted]

- If Tugging On Your Clothes Were An Olympic Event You’d Win Gold [theCHIVE]

- Holly Madison is a housewife now. [Fishwrapper]

- A documentary series on cosplaying, anyone? [The Frisky]

- Nina Agdal‘s in underwear. [WWTDD]

- Jerry Seinfeld shits all over advertising while accepting advertising award. [Death and Taxes]

- Kristen Stewart is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lawrence is not pleased with The Fappening. *hides under rock* [tooFab]

- Katy Perry chugs a beer before diving off a table. [IDLYITW]

- Apparently this is Emily Ratajkowksi except I don’t see big awesome breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kat Dennings molests mannequins. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

October 6th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter’s pajamas (above) because if there’s an age when you should start competing with your child’s looks, it’s definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn’t having it, and apparently thinks it’s unhealthy for a four-year-old to see a skeleton fit into children’s clothing. Page Six reports:

No more pajamas!” Justice Ellen Gesmer warned Frankel’s attorney, Allan Mayefsky, in court.
The A-list lawyer, whose firm has represented Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook and Katie Holmes, tried to explain his client’s behavior by saying it was a joke.
But the stone-faced judge wasn’t laughing.
“It’s not a joke. Her child is not a joke,” said Gesmer, adding that the episode was “ridiculous.”

Now, I don’t know how child custody works, or even where kids come from, but let’s all agree this was probably the right and ethical move to make. Plus it allowed the judge to move onto more important topics like why did Bethenny hit Batman with a giant mallet? And what daily household products combine to form Smilex gas? These are the questions people want answered.

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Blake Lively Is Pregnant

October 6th, 2014 // 7 Comments

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively‘s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook‘s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

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Photo: Eric Lively / Preserve