Archive for the ‘Hot Bodies’ Category

Isn’t Miley Cyrus Already A Porn Parody?

April 4th, 2014 // 32 Comments

You’d think a porn parody of Miley Cyrus would be redundant, but fortunately the fine folks in the adult film industry have yet to meet a product they couldn’t slap dicks and butts into which is why I’m patiently waiting for Backdoorgammon XXX and You Sunk My Battledick. Anyway, below is a crazy NSFW link to the trailer for Molly’s Wrecking Ball a porn parody of Miley Cyrus’ life starring Miley May who should probably never occupy the same space as as our universe’s Miley, or else the very fabric of existence will vagina diddle itself right the fuck out. I don’t know who brought her over, but I have a pretty good hunch.

Molly’s Wrecking Ball Trailer – PornerBros.com (NSFW)

Photos: Twitter

Good Morning, Paige Butcher, And Other News

April 4th, 2014 // 11 Comments

- Anthony Mackie knows how to promote a movie. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katy Perry‘s little sister is the Ginger Devil. [Dlisted]

- In Life There’s Underboob And Then There’s Everything Else [theCHIVE]

- Farrah Abraham apparently believes she looks like Jessica Alba. [Fishwrapper]

- Kate Upton‘s fancy now. [Popoholic]

- ‘There’s Probably Semen On That’: 3 Days At The AVNs [FilmDrunk]

- Meeting Lady GaGa was on Bill Murray‘s bucket list. Stop respecting him now. [tooFab]

- Lauren Dally does FHM Turkey. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Want To “Save Marriage?” Stop Telling Woman What To Do [The Frisky]

- The rest of Miranda Kerr‘s topless GQ shoot. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Charlee Sheen’s Porn Star Fiancee Won’t Let Him Pay Denise Richards Child Support

April 3rd, 2014 // 35 Comments
This Should End Well
Denise Richards Bikini
Charlie Sheen Decided To Stop Paying Child Support Read More »

A few weeks back I posted about Charlie Sheen being two months behind on Denise Richard‘s child support because he just decided to stop paying it. Well, now he’s three months behind, and it turns out the reason why is because his porn star fiancee Brett Rossi is in charge of his finances now because it’s always a good idea to let someone who thinks directly disobeying ignoring a court order is smart money-management. I bet she uses Quicken. Radar reports: More »

Hey, Look, Scarlett Johansson Made A Sequel To ‘Limitless’

April 3rd, 2014 // 15 Comments
Scarlett Johansson Lucy
WATCH: 'Lucy' - Official Trailer

Here’s the trailer for Lucy starring Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow a young woman who gets slut-shamed by the Japanese into becoming Black Widow a walking Matrix with boobs, or something. (I shot my load with the Limitless headline. You got me.)

Megan Fox Had A Baby 7 Weeks Ago. 7 Weeks.

April 3rd, 2014 // 15 Comments

If you read yesterday’s Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s post, you probably think I’m part of the problem and perpetuate an unrealistic media image of how women should look post-pregnancy. Which couldn’t be farther from the truth. Look at how I’m posting these pics of Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yesterday and highlighting how amazing her ass looks after just giving birth seven weeks ago thus inspiring other new moms to constantly think about why their ass doesn’t like that for weeks if not months on end. I’m helping.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, GEVA/AKM-GSI

Good Goddamn Morning, Hilary Duff, And Other News

April 3rd, 2014 // 17 Comments

- Tom Hiddleston‘s new Jaguar ad, anyone? [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had an open marriage. You think? [Dlisted]

- A World Without Redheads Is An Existence I Want No Part Of [theCHIVE]

- Seth Rogen really wants to bang Zac Efron. [Fishwrapper]

- Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy because some of you bastards are using toilet paper. [The Frisky]

- What’s up, Lucy Watson in FHM? [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus‘ dog died, so naturally she milked it onstage. [tooFab]

- Kanye West doesn’t care about Australians. [IDLYITW]

- Michelle Lewin‘s ass is still awesome. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Selena Gomez is not doing well. [Celebslam]

- This assistant tell-all is totally about Judi Dench. It’s so obvious. [FilmDrunk]

- Kendall Jenner‘s ass whore powers are growing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Xposure/AKM-GSI

Jennette McCurdy Got ‘Sam & Cat’ Cancelled

April 2nd, 2014 // 41 Comments
I Can't Imagine Why
Jennette McCurdy is nearly nude in these leaked lingerie photos
Jennette McCurdy Bails On Kids' Choice Awards Read More »

Before I begin, wasn’t there a thing not too long ago where everyone was geeking out over how old 14-year-olds were looking? When the hell did that slam into reverse? Because it seems like every 21-year-old looks goddamn 12. It’s like Chris Hansen is taunting me… testing me… Anyway, back to some Nickelodeon show that let’s letting me type the words leaked lingerie photos over and over again for Internet money. “Man-Cat,” I think it’s called. NY Daily News reports: More »