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That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

December 3rd, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy as Rick Flag
Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang (I don’t care if IMDB says “Boomerang,” it’s Captain Boomerang.)
Cara Delevingne as Enchantress (Yup, that Cara Delevingne.)

Jesse Eisenberg is also apparently supposed to show up as Lex Luthor because Suicide Squad will be the same universe as Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice which Badass Digest reports will not feature The Joker, however, he will already exist in that world and “Superman knows about him” which is just as exciting as confronting him visually on camera if you ask people who hate moving pictures. More »

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

December 3rd, 2014 // 47 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen‘s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!

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And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt

December 3rd, 2014 // 36 Comments

Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift “not fitting in” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it’s Taylor’s doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at the photos, Victoria’s Secret let her perform almost entirely for her girlfriend’s butt. She probably got to make Ariana Grande wear a vintage New York Giants hat and call her “Dr. Jones” which are probably the most erotic words I’ve ever written in my life. You’re welcome.

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Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI, Getty, Splash News

Toddlers & Tiaras Meets Victoria’s Secret

December 3rd, 2014 // 37 Comments

Here’s Ariana Grande performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because what’s sexier than watching a singing 12-year-old in linger- *waits to get tackled by Photo Boy, realizes he’s on vacation, shrugs* – a singing 12-year-old in linger- *gets shot in the knee by Chris Hansen*

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Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

December 3rd, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip]

- Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper]

- Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted]

- Remember when Kate Upton‘s breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some GIFs. [theCHIVE]

- Terry Crews shuts down man-code bullshit. [The Frisky]

- Fuck ISIS. Who’s going to stop Chelsea Handler from putting her naked shit on everything? [WWTDD]

- Clearly these people didn’t pray hard enough and have sin in their hearts. [Death and Taxes]

- White people: We’ll believe whatever the police tell us! [Facebook]

- What’s up, Stella Maxwell? [Popoholic]

- Good God, Anna Herrin. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alexandra Daddario gets sweaty for GQ. [COED]

- That’s Heidi Klum‘s butt in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Abigail Ratchford In Lingerie Is The Crap I Missed

December 2nd, 2014 // 20 Comments

Alright, folks, I’ve got a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to manhandle by myself tonight – Wow, that came out wrong. But accurate. – so here are the Abigail Ratchford posing topless for Kandy pics making the rounds while I calculate how much alcohol I need to survive the night. *jots down equations* Is Batman-face forty a number? Because I have Batman-face forty whiskeys written down. That seems a little low.

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Photos: Kandy

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

December 2nd, 2014 // 34 Comments

It’s been Kendall Jenner‘s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare me. And now I can’t help thinking I’m part Kardashian because I’m also open to starring in pornography. With real people this time, and not that business with the coat rack and a hot water bottle. We’re not here to talk about my birthday(s).

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Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

December 2nd, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Because I’ll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson‘s secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six:

A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They kept the wedding a big secret because they both wanted privacy.”
While it had been speculated the couple would marry in Dauriac’s native Paris, the source said the wedding took place at a secret location in the US, away from the spotlight of Hollywood or Johansson’s home town of New York. The pair wed on Oct. 1 in Philipsburg, Montana, a clerk for Granite County told People.

How all of us lived these past two months without this information is a true testament to the human spirit. A lesser species would’ve died, and that’s right, I’m talking about you, the platypus. Don’t close the tab, you duck-billed bitch. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

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