Over the weekend, news broke that Jared Leto is in talks to play The Joker in Suicide Squad because Warner Bros. is clearly in the business of going, “You already did what on Arrow? Fuck you.” (See, also: Ezra Miller, The Flash) And now Collider is reporting that the insanely hot Margot Robbie is Harley Quinn, so this is an exciting time for DC Comic fans who are tired of seeing Marvel steamroll over them with incredible blockbuster after incredible blockbuster because now they’ve got a Joker with a giant Praetorian Guard penis. This is where it all changes. Or gets very awkward to let children watch.
“Daddy, why’s that lady using the clown-man’s pee-pee for a hammer?”
“Uhh… Let’s go watch the raccoon shoot people.”
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