Archive for the ‘Hot Bodies’ Category

What’s Up, Arianny Celeste? And Other News

July 21st, 2014 // 14 Comments

- George Clooney is “marrying up,” according to George Clooney. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nobody watched LeAnn Rimes‘ reality show. You’re alright, humanity. [Dlisted]

- I didn’t know Kim Kardashian came in non-Armenian. [theCHIVE]

- Jonah Hill officiated Adam Levine‘s wedding. Jonah Hill. [Fishwrapper]

- Bear Grylls got Zac Efron to rappel down a waterfall. [The Frisky]

- Martha Hunt‘s in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- The plot of Star Wars: Episode VII has been “leaked.” [Starpulse]

- Why is Sasquatch in a bathtub with American Psycho? [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Genevieve Morton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lea Michele is still Instagramming her ass. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

July 21st, 2014 // 16 Comments

Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn’t Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What does violence against women have to do with them? It’s not like Rihanna‘s head was the ball like he wanted. And kept asking for. Again and again and again.

Photos: AKM-GSI

Where’d Selena Gomez’s Implants Go?

July 21st, 2014 // 22 Comments

Because people like me will never understand how breasts work (Chlorophyll?), there’s been a lot of talk recently about Selena Gomez getting implants. Except here she is over the weekend looking noticeably less chestier which means she probably didn’t get new boobs. Unless… she forgot to do that thing where she sticks her thumb in her mouth and blows really hard to inflate them which I don’t see how it couldn’t be. Case closed!

Adding… She said what about what now? A Gaza strip? What’s that? Some sort of vagina thing?

Photos: Splash News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

July 21st, 2014 // 83 Comments

When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole sexy stew. I’m talking way more important than not looking like a barnacle with tits. You just let the coke bloat handle that.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

Anastasia Ashley & Logan Fazio Had A Butt-Off

July 21st, 2014 // 23 Comments

Because it’s been a depressing morning, here are Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio “The Pin-Up Paparazzo” having a butt-off in Miami over the weekend. And if that doesn’t brighten your mood, congratulations, you’re already dead and being cremated in the Middle East. I don’t even know how you’re reading this. Do ghosts have Obamaphones? Is that’s what happening here? Get a ghost-job!

Photos: FAMA/AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, INFphoto

Let’s Start With Ashley Sky And Other News

July 20th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- So obviously pregnant. Who are you fooling?! [Lainey Gossip]

- The Royal Baby is walking. All shall perish. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Like Kim Kardashian knows her kid’s naptime. Or her name for that matter. [Fishwrapper]

- Science can’t even prove that women talk more than men, so religion it is then. [The Frisky]

- Except Scott Disick survived alcohol poisoning, so back to science. Magic had its chance. [WWTDD]

- Kat Dennings‘ cleavage was kind of out. [Popoholic]

- Adam Levine just committed himself to one supermodel vagina. Until the divorce. [Starpulse]

- Lea Michele really wants you to look at her ass. [tooFab]

- Tim McGraw slapped a woman for trying to grab his dick. [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, Abigail Clancy? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week [Celebslam]

- The University of Warwick Girls Rowing Team made a naked calendar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

Devin Brugman Is The Crap I Missed – Friday 7.18.14

July 18th, 2014 // 20 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s off today, so The Crap We Missed will return Monday. So to make up for that, here are Devin Brugman‘s crazy awesome breasts and ass in a bikini which if I’m being honest, should make up for everything that’s gone wrong in your life. Divorce, unemployment, erectile dysfunction, the cure for AIDS being shot out of the sky, I could list things all day. The point is that was then, Devin is now. Live in the now.

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?

July 18th, 2014 // 54 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything. But if she was a puppy, you’d all sign 20,000 petitions and storm her house with hot dogs on pitchforks. Sometimes, Internet. Some fucking times…

UPDATE: Huge thanks to blerg in the comments. This was bugging the shit out of me: More »