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Good Morning, Emily DiDonato, And Other News

April 15th, 2014 // 17 Comments

- If Mark Wahlberg didn’t win the Generation Award, 9/11 would’ve never happened. [Lainey Gossip]

- This should’ve been the ending to Lost. [Dlisted]

- A Tug A Day Will Keep The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Cameron Diaz is starting to grow on me. [Fishwrapper]

- Conservatives are trying to make it harder to get a divorce. Oh, good. [The Frisky]

- Happy Birthday, Hermoine, you don’t look a day past 13. [Popoholic]

- Katie Price will defend Simon Cowell‘s affair now. [Starpulse]

- Taylor Swift crashed a bridal shower. [tooFab]

- Hell-the-fuck-lo, Fabiana Semprebom… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lake Bell poses topless for Esquire. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

April 14th, 2014 // 291 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to relax, so they earned this. They earned this.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN, Xposure/AKM-GSI

By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

April 14th, 2014 // 20 Comments

“Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn’t done finger- goddammit.” – How this story ended

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

April 14th, 2014 // 22 Comments

Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will she pose for sexy ass selfies, or just be the cool, older chick who buys everybody booze? The possibilities are endless, mom.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

April 14th, 2014 // 7 Comments

On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here’s the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since the first hipster bought a fedora with daddy’s credit card then used it to book Appomattox Court House Celestial Jelly Fire. (You probably never heard of them.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

Jenny McCarthy Is Literally Trying To Say She’s Never Been Anti-Vaccines Now

April 14th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Before this day gets consumed by Coachella and The MTV Movie Awards, I just want to make everyone aware that in a new op-ed for the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy tries to say she’s never been anti-vaccines. The Jenny McCarthy. What she does try to say is she’s just concerned with the amount of vaccines given at once, the “additives” in them, and oh I dunno, that they gave her son autism. All things that have been thoroughly debunked and place her firmly in the anti-vaxxer camp, yet kids are dying with her name being brought up every time, so it behooves Jenny McCarthy to at least try and distance herself from, well, Jenny McCarthy. Anyway, Chez Pazieneza does yeoman’s work calling out her bullshit and not letting her weasel out of bringing back diseases from The Oregon Trail.

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014 // 59 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should probably get my blood sugar checked.

Photos: Getty