Lindsay Lohan can blow a man’s penis so hard reality bends around it which is really all the information you need to know in “The Case of Barron Hilton Getting His Face Punched In At Her Request,” but I’m going to tell you more anyway because somehow I’m contractually obligated to write words under the pictures. Beats me. TMZ reports:
Multiple sources connected to the situation tell us … Barron attended a party last night at a Miami mansion where Lindsay has been staying while she’s in town for an art festival — a party that lasted until well after the sun came up.
We’re told … during the party, someone accused Barron of talking smack about Lindsay — and a short time later he was attacked and beaten to a pulp. TMZ obtained a photo of the damage.
We know … 24-year-old Barron spoke with police following the incident. He claims Lohan orchestrated the beating.
Barron told cops Lindsay approached him at the party with a male friend and began screaming, “‘You talk sh*t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”
As the guy proceeded to pummel Barron, Hilton claims Lindsay was laughing and egging him on.
Cops were called to the scene and interviewed Barron. We’re told Barron doesn’t know the identity of his attacker but is adamant Lindsay is the person behind the attack.
Lindsay’s dad – who is in a completely different state, yet naturally is blabbing to TMZ – is adamant she left the party before the attack happened, so of course, there’s video of Barron yelling at Lindsay right after he got his face punched in. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has vowed vengeance: More »