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So Remember When Ariana Grande’s Rep Denied She’s Carried Like A Baby?

December 12th, 2014 // 40 Comments

A story broke out this week that one of Ariana Grande‘s numerous diva demands is to be carried like a baby whenever her feet get too tired. Her rep denied the story and called it “fake” except Jezebel found a photo of Ariana Grande literally being carried like a baby (above) from her own Instagram page. That’s like Bill Cosby denying another rape accusation, and then someone finding a photo of his Mr. Roofie with a woman passed out next to it on his Twitter page. At least pretend to try and hide the evidence. Jesus.

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Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

December 12th, 2014 // 19 Comments

- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston‘s life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper]

- Lea Michele‘s eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted]

- Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]

- No shameless PR stunt here: “Sorry, we’re killing everybody. Presents?” [The Frisky]

- Maria Shriver is not thrilled with Miley Cyrus banging her son. [WWTDD]

- Bill Cosby tried to rape Taylor Swift on South Park. [Death and Taxes]

- What’s up, Jehane “Gigi” Paris bikini pics? [Popoholic]

- Goddamn, Nicole Meyer in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jesus Christ, Emilie Payet… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

December 11th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here’s her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she’s also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen Baldwin‘s Jesus magic was no match for the ancient incantations of the Whorecronomicon. That battle was over before it even begin. “NAKED STUFF SEPHIROTHU!

Hailey Baldwin Dancing In Lingerie After The Jump

Kate Upton Is Topless

December 11th, 2014 // 33 Comments

Here’s Kate Upton posing topless for the “Kate Upton Gets Intimate” behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I’m guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This’ll do the trick. Accidents happen.

Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Behind The Scenes Video After The Jump

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

December 11th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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Ariana Grande‘s reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now’s the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports:

“Her new rule is that she has to be carried — literally carried like a baby — when she doesn’t feel like walking. She says that she doesn’t want her precious feet to hit the floor,” says a source, who witnessed the 21-year-old get a lift from her staff while filming her latest music video and again at rehearsals for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
“Everyone was stunned,” the source tells Life & Style. “Ariana is such a diva.”

Naturally, Ariana’s rep is already denying this shit because everyone knows true divas only ride in Baby Bjorns. #stop #drop #openupshop #FRONTRYDERS #rooolll

UPDATE: There’s a photo of Ariana Grande being carried like a baby.

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Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

December 11th, 2014 // 11 Comments

- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there’s 100 of them. [Fishwrapper]

- Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted]

- Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]

- God made Kim Kardashian fat, you guys. [The Frisky]

- Olivia Munn‘s in leather. [WWTDD]

- Between this and the Catholic Church, it’s official: God hates kids. [Death and Taxes]

- Goddamn, Alessandra Ambrosio. [Popoholic]

- Cuba Gooding Jr. is playing O.J. Simpson. You just read that. [IDLYITW]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Yuliya Lysenko… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tricia Helfer and Katee Sackhoff made a new calendar. [COED]

- Shay Mitchell wins at Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

December 10th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Robert Pattinson‘s previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn’t even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And people said it was downhill for him after Twilight. Ha! RPattz only do uphill anus, son. Uphill! Sheeiit. (I have no idea what I’m saying. Just stare into the butt.)

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Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat’: The Sony Emails

December 10th, 2014 // 49 Comments

I work in the media, so it’s easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don’t obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. Which brings me to the leaked Sony emails which have been a goddamn treasure trove of bickering over whether David Fincher would direct a Steve Jobs movie or Cleopatra for Angelina Jolie who’s apparently a “minimally talented spoiled brat” that will destroy the careers of anyone who makes her “disaster” movie. So here are the best links to that shit:

Leaked: The Nightmare Email Drama Behind Sony’s Steve Jobs Disaster – Defamer

New From The Leaked Sony Emails: Aaron Sorkin Wanted Tom Cruise To Play Steve Jobs – Film Drunk

Even Sony’s Own Employees Are Unhappy With the Spider-Man Franchise – Moviepilot

Also, apparently Marvel almost convinced Sony to let them use Spider-Man in Captain America: Civil War, but talks broke down when someone at Sony literally went, “Hey, what if we rebooted Spider-Man with another trilogy?” and then they all blew each other in the dicks for surely this was the greatest idea they’d ever heard in their lives. Yay, Hollywood!

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