Jenny McCarthy is a reckless fartbag of dumb who’s at least partially responsible for the death of thousands of children, but she has big tits and a working vagina, so that’s good enough for me, says four out of five penises including Donnie Wahlberg‘s who just proposed to her. People reports:
Jenny McCarthy announced on The View Wednesday that Donnie Wahlberg popped the big question (and presented her with a big rock) and she happily said yes.
“I just got engaged!” the star said on the show as she unveiled her hidden hand from behind the desk and then proceeded to jump around the set. “It’s a yellow sapphire,” she explained about the rock.
Crying as she told about the proposal, McCarthy said her son Evan helped with the surprise last weekend, and how Wahlberg – who ended up coming onto the TV set Wednesday and kissing McCarthy – had gotten down on one knee.
What makes a relationship like theirs truly special is the time Jenny McCarthy thought Donnie Wahlberg was gay because he didn’t try to fuck her the second after she gave him her number. Who doesn’t love a mate that consistently jumps to the wrong, extreme conclusions at the drop of a hat? It keeps life interesting. More »