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Are Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss Lesbians?

August 14th, 2014 // 28 Comments

Yesterday, there was a big to-do over Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss possibly being lesbian lovers after Gawker reported on The Daily Mail pulling down a piece about them living together which could just as easily be explained by the fact that they don’t. Except that still leaves unanswered questions like why hasn’t Taylor Swift written a song lately about a boy who dumped her for planning their wedding on the second date? And if they’re not lesbians, how come I can see them having sex when I close my eyes? Also, there’s the matter of this: More »

Farrah Abraham Is (Even More Of) A Stripper Now

August 14th, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Despite being a noted Christian author and purveyor of fine vulvic goods, somehow Farrah Abraham recently took a waitressing job at an Austin strip club where she mysteriously started taking her clothes off for money. It was the strangest thing and not like her at all. E! News reports:

“She was hired a couple of weeks ago as a cocktail waitress but wanted to make more money dancing, so they moved her up to the stage,” the insider dished. “She was on all three stages, the main stage and two side stages.”

But don’t worry, you guys, there’s a perfectly logical explanation for all this, and it’s Farrah Abraham is exactly like Jennifer Aniston. I already feel stupid for thinking it could be anything else. I should know better. More »

O.J. Simpson Is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian, Yesssssssssss

August 14th, 2014 // 37 Comments
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It’s been a week of shitty news followed by shitheads capitalizing on said shit, so here’s a ray of sunshine piercing through the storm: O.J. Simpson is sitting in jail obsessing over Kim Kardashian and could get out as early as 2017! Is anyone else doing the pee-pee dance? I’m doing the pee-pee dance. Radar reports:

“He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates,” an insider told us.

Simpson joked to a pal, “She likes black ball players, I am a Hall of Famer — and I still have my Heisman award,” a dig at Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush who gave back his college football Heisman trophy after it came to light of some unethical dealings he was involved during his college playing days.

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

August 14th, 2014 // 12 Comments

- Idris Elba is slowly conquering the Internet. [Lainey Gossip]

- There’s going to be a Lifetime movie about Britanny Murphy. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Underboob Is The Best Boob [theCHIVE]

- Robin Williams‘ daughter quits social media after trolls blame her for his suicide. [The Daily Banter]

- Oh, and by the way, he wasn’t going broke. [Fishwrapper]

- Future cheated on Ciara. (Those are real people. I swear.) [WWTDD]

- Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer [The Frisky]

- Sofia Vergara busts out her giant breasts for Joe Mangianello. [Popoholic]

- Warner Bros. is developing two scripts for an Aquaman move because at least one of them is going to be terrible. Because it’s about Aquaman. [Starpulse]

- Blake Lively wants a “litter of kids.” I’ll be right over. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Casey Batchelor… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bella Thorne‘s making bikini videos now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Whoever’s Robbing The Kardashians, Don’t Stop

August 13th, 2014 // 34 Comments
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Over the past few months, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have been robbed three times – the latest happening just a few days ago – and now all three sisters are refusing to film the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians because they think the crew is doing it. TMZ reports:

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are REFUSING to film season 10 of their reality show … unless the person stealing their money and jewelry is caught.
Family sources tell us … the girls are convinced whoever has stolen 10s of thousands of dollars from them works for the TV show.
All 3 thefts — $4K taken from Kourtney’s Hampton’s rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney’s Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe’s house — appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

While my initial reaction was to suggest somebody kidnap North West effectively ending the show forever, I realized it has to be something Kim Kardashian actually cares about, so stick with cash. Cash is good. Cash and jewelry. She’ll notice that’s missing.

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Good Morning, Hilary Duff, And Other News

August 13th, 2014 // 7 Comments

- Rest In Peace, Lauren Bacall. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher‘s website is apparently run by plagiarists. [Lainey Gossip]

- And now 64 pics of Ronda Rousey. [theCHIVE]

- Norm MacDonald has an awesome Robin Williams story. [Fishwrapper]

- Keeping Up With The Kardashians with no Kardashians and only Bruce is amazing. [The Frisky]

- Alessandra Ambrosio‘s in a bikini. [WWTDD]

- Amanda Seyfried gets cleavagey for Ted 2. [Popoholic]

- Ariana Grande is banging Big Sean right now. [Starpulse]

- Frances Bean reaches out to Zelda Williams. [tooFab]

- The Super Bowl Halftime Show is going to be especially boring next year. [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, April Cheryse? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Goddammit, who let Tara Reid near Instagram? [Celebslam]

- I don’t know who Sarina is, but she’s topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Are Engaged Again Despite Never Getting Divorced

August 12th, 2014 // 30 Comments
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Courtney Stodden has been rapidly fading from relevancy yet is remarkably determined to not just throw in the towel and do porn which makes her a better person than Farrah Abraham. Then again, so is this bagel. Anyway, in a successful (because I’m a cheap clickwhore) Hail Mary pass to get back in the press, she’s announced she’s engaged to Doug Hutchison again even though they never legally dissolved their marriage in the first place. The important thing is that her mom decided the best cover story instead of admitting every single move has been a calculated business move from the start is that her daughter just wanted to get banged a lot. FOX 411 reports:

[Krista] Keller says her daughter has had time to “experience other men” during their break and she now “want[s] to be with her original choice, her husband.”

Krista added, “Now that she’s no longer interested in sex, marriage is the perfect place for Courtney to be right now. Think of it as a sanctuary. A fuckless safe haven if you will.”

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Kendall Jenner Threw Money In A Waitress’ Face For Not Serving Her Alcohol

August 12th, 2014 // 41 Comments
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Before I start, if you’re wondering why you’re looking at bikini photos of Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin, this post involves both of them, so my choice of pics couldn’t be more relevant if Robin Williams was dangling in the background. (He would’ve laughed. Maybe.) Anyway, following in the footsteps of her younger, equally-as-entitled sister, Kendall apparently threw a fistful of cash at a waitress after a restaurant wouldn’t serve her 18-year-old ass alcohol and she tried to leave without paying. Page Six reports:

“Kendall got up and left and didn’t pay for all the food . . . about $60 worth, and without a tip.”
Her server, Blaine Morris (Betty Nardone on MTV’s “Skins”) ran outside to ask the celebuspawn to pay her bill.
“Kendall and Hailey started laughing,” our witness said.
“Kendall took a couple of $20 bills out of her wallet, threw them at the server and walked away, not even counting if it was enough or if it included a tip.”

In the meantime, while Kendall Jenner literally attempted to break the law, a black man was probably choked out down the street for, eh, whatever because racism is dead in America. Back me up, Missouri.

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