In the aftermath of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s “separation,” there’ve been endless reports about why they broke up, if they were even in a relationship to begin with, and what happens next. Except all you really need to know is that Vivid’s Steven Hirsch told E! News that Courtney Stodden was born to be a porn star because that’s exactly what’s going to happen next. Which is information I could’ve told you days ago, but I waited until I had new bikini pics of Courtney’s huge fake tits so you could look at them and go, “Yup, those will be in porn,” without bothering to read a single word of whatever the hell I’m writing down here. Something about porn babies? I can’t keep track of these things.
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